Lizard Assault
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:01 pm
Earlier today, Mujumbo was just standing on the roadside just outside the east gate of Trolls Bane talking to a Dwarf when two Lizards walked up and one just attacked Mujumbo for no reason. He/she did not say a word just attacked. Mujumbo did not fight back at first because Mujumbo was unsure of which lizard it was as both were moving around a lot right next to Mujumbo.
The lizards retreated a bit and Mujumbo demand to know which one attacked him? The lizards hiss at each other for a while then one says it was the other one. So Mujumbo turn to that one and ask why attack Mujumbo?
Lizard say it accident, but Mujumbo find this hard to believe. Mujumbo think Lizard just change his mind because Mujumbo big! … and also, dwarf Mujumbo with, Shifty be a bit crazy. But Mujumbo not want trouble as Mujumbo knows lizards have enough problems to deal with at the moment, and being orc, Mujumbo can relate, so Mujumbo just say “you hit Mujumbo so give Mujumbo food and Mujumbo leave it at that.”
But lizard say “Screw you,” and run away.
This make Mujumbo angry. Most Orcs kill over such an insult – why must Lizard try Mujumbo so?
Ten minutes later Lizard returns to same spot and tries to walk past Mujumbo as if Mujumbo stupid and don’t remember him. Mujumbo say again “you hit Mujumbo so bring Mujumbo food!” Lizard run into city and Mujumbo not follow because Mujumbo respect laws of Troll Bane even if most do not and they not mean much now anyway.
The other Lizard who was at the attack bring bad lizard back outside gates to sort problem out. That Lizard good. He understand why Mujumbo’s angry and it not as if Mujumbo ask for much. Mujumbo simply tell Lizard who attack Mujumbo to go kill a pig, catch a fish, to DO something to make things right. Mujumbo not ask much at all he thinks.
Bad lizard say he will do this and heads to pigs. But Mujumbo doubtful and Mujumbo and dwarf follow Lizard and Lizard vanishes. Bad Lizard never intended to keep promise to Mujumbo.
Now Mujumbo not part of any war and not tell this story to fuel either side in their hate, and Mujumbo don’t expect or need any sort of justice from anyone in this.
All Mujumbo want to say is don’t you Lizards have enough enemies right now with out stupidly attacking Mujumbo for no reason, then even worse, taunt Mujumbo afterwards?
And to the lizard who attacked Mujumbo; Mujumbo say this,
Mujumbo remember your face. If Mujumbo see you, you better have food.
The lizards retreated a bit and Mujumbo demand to know which one attacked him? The lizards hiss at each other for a while then one says it was the other one. So Mujumbo turn to that one and ask why attack Mujumbo?
Lizard say it accident, but Mujumbo find this hard to believe. Mujumbo think Lizard just change his mind because Mujumbo big! … and also, dwarf Mujumbo with, Shifty be a bit crazy. But Mujumbo not want trouble as Mujumbo knows lizards have enough problems to deal with at the moment, and being orc, Mujumbo can relate, so Mujumbo just say “you hit Mujumbo so give Mujumbo food and Mujumbo leave it at that.”
But lizard say “Screw you,” and run away.
This make Mujumbo angry. Most Orcs kill over such an insult – why must Lizard try Mujumbo so?
Ten minutes later Lizard returns to same spot and tries to walk past Mujumbo as if Mujumbo stupid and don’t remember him. Mujumbo say again “you hit Mujumbo so bring Mujumbo food!” Lizard run into city and Mujumbo not follow because Mujumbo respect laws of Troll Bane even if most do not and they not mean much now anyway.
The other Lizard who was at the attack bring bad lizard back outside gates to sort problem out. That Lizard good. He understand why Mujumbo’s angry and it not as if Mujumbo ask for much. Mujumbo simply tell Lizard who attack Mujumbo to go kill a pig, catch a fish, to DO something to make things right. Mujumbo not ask much at all he thinks.
Bad lizard say he will do this and heads to pigs. But Mujumbo doubtful and Mujumbo and dwarf follow Lizard and Lizard vanishes. Bad Lizard never intended to keep promise to Mujumbo.
Now Mujumbo not part of any war and not tell this story to fuel either side in their hate, and Mujumbo don’t expect or need any sort of justice from anyone in this.
All Mujumbo want to say is don’t you Lizards have enough enemies right now with out stupidly attacking Mujumbo for no reason, then even worse, taunt Mujumbo afterwards?
And to the lizard who attacked Mujumbo; Mujumbo say this,
Mujumbo remember your face. If Mujumbo see you, you better have food.