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Attention!

All people of Gobiath are hereby invited to this wonderful upcoming event!

The Esteemed Followers of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness Group Reinstatement Extravaganza!

People of all ages are invited to the festivities!*

Free Beer and Wine willnot Be Provided!

All those who attend will be expected to bring with them the following:

3 pairs of old socks. One of which will need to have the colors of either: Brown, Red, or Purple.

If Purple is chosen to be your first pair of socks the other remaining two will of course have to be green and a light shade of blue.

1 book of your choice for the annual burning of the books contest! Note: Grey Rose books are highly encouraged.

Optionally one can bring gifts in honor of the Reinstatement.
Failure to comply with any of these rules will result in immediate removal from the festivities.
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The date of this event is still being planned. Plan nothing for the next few weeks!

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~Ceigan Zain Ibatha
Master Tree Remover
Teacher of Tree Removing
Follower of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness
Leader of the Esteemed Followers of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness Group
High Priest of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness

~Ryne Ordis
~Master Sock Dispenser~
~Feast Day Declarer~
~Follower of the Prancing Magenta Troll~

~Lennier
~Party Organizer




*Halflings and female dwarves are not to attend the festivities.

Is this a joke?
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Fourth Knight Arameh of Kallahorn

A poor written message is left beneath. It is written with mishapen and mismatched letters:

HoW WoNdERous tHAT suCh an EVENT is BeInG PlANneD tO CElEbRATE such A WORThY CauSE!

~PMT

I thought you had said all people of Gobaith, yet at the bottom you say that halflings and female dwarves are to not attend. This whole idea seems strange to me actually.

Halflings an female dwarves nub people. Meh hab lot ob old socks. An if dem brown frum bein birty dat count?

Crunk

Ceigan, wonderful to see that you're back. Expect to see me there if all goes well. Do you have a date set?

~Ules

Whats a sock?

Brother Selisidour

Isn't Lennier a halfling?



-Allen

This is only a joke, Lennier would not make a feast in which he is not invited.
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Fourth Knight Arameh of Kallahorn

It say Lennier coming in de oomies message?

Crunk

Dear people of Gobaith! Please, do not fear. The extravaganza is still being planned, but due to Lennier's most demanding schedule it has been postponed.

Please check back soon, because I believe that it shouldn't be much longer until the celebration.

Also, due to some anonymous complaints, it is now required for the male dwarfs who plan to attend to wear a pair of gloves or a sock covering their beard. This is not to be considered a nuisance, but more of a safety precaution.

Sincerely,
Warm Regards,
Your friends,

~Ceigan Zain Ibatha
Master Tree Remover
Teacher of Tree Removing
Follower of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness
Leader of the Esteemed Followers of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness Group
High Priest of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness

~Ryne Ordis
~Master Sock Dispenser~
~Feast Day Declarer~
~Follower of the Prancing Magenta Troll~

~Lennier
~Party Organizer