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I was born to a human father and a Halfling mother a wile ago before i come to this world i grew up on a farm in the west country  as a skilled sikler my best friend was my father for the village was mostly adult humans and halflings. One faatefull day me and my father were sikling the yearly harvest of mushrooms when i saw some ting on the ground. It was an elven bow broken with elven tracks over it. The elves always attacked my village on a monthly basis and so we were not worried. but my father said "go to your mother it is time" and so i did that my mother began to panic before packing up our valuables and saying your a old enough to fight now you must be a defender she then gave me a rank insignia, i was a field warroir. Me and my father were the first line as the elfs poured on and on. We were overwelmed we could not stop them wave after wave elf after elf fell to our farming sikles but it was no use. We fell back our last stand in the monestary but the got there we fought valiently but to no avail. I watched my father die i grabbed his rank insignia from his shirt then my mother died in my arms. I vowed to find the evil elf with RoM burned into his face. An elf hit me in the arm breaking it. I retreated i was last of my village i looked back as they burned it, my last look. I walked with a stick for days limpind along the desolate land wind whipped of the ages my cloak tore and inm shreds my sikles at my side holsters. Until i saw it Port Reptillian the only boat port in the west country i immediatly began working for money for passage to the illarion island. Then one day i got it 40ingots enough to get clear passage on a merchant ship. We left port early next morning on fair seas. The captian told me there was no port on illarion so i would have to swim from the ship. I greed. After a week of travel we arrived at the shores. I dived off and swam a shore. My cloak still torn ans taaterd me newly crafted staff holding me up my arm hanging at my sides and an urge to kill all elfs. I walked another week befor finding the capital and by far the only town. I was walking and just above the crest of a hill i saw a corkscrew trail of smoke. Then i saw it the mighty capital of illaripn. I found a library and curled up on the floor and slept.


Part 2 Coming soon

Cool

WHOA, i wanna buy one of those sickles!
(wave after wave of elves!)

HEHE i like to write sometimes

@korn hey korn u got ur ears on comeback

well since people don't like too many post i am going to put a recent
event that occured... here it goes

                    A short while ago me and sir hope travelled to the fluffy sheep
bar on our horses...... As you can probabaly guees the egg nog was spiked
and the rest tells it self........ We woke up early the next morining only to dixcover
our horses were missing..... since i had woken up first i walked over to sir hope
and asked him "DUDE WHERES MY HORSE!"... sir hope didn't consider it asking...
he later declared this act "yelling"...... So in any case being quite shocked and well
umm, "with a little too much yellow potion" we sensably tried to figure out what to
do... the conversation is somewhat like this.... "DUDE!"
                  "DUDE!"
                  "WHERES MY HORSE DUDE!"
                  "WHERE MINE DUDE!"
And this went on for quite some time.... i then recalled i had been to the shop, so
we made our way there...... I walked up to the shop keeper and asked him...
"DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAR?" he simply stood there a while and said, "Use me
with an item to sell it." So i said sure and pulled out an axe i had made the previous
day. Then the shop keeper being a buisness type asked me again if i wanted to sell
anything with his favoured quote. I told him that would be all i need, but he asked
me one more time ti be sure. As me and sir hope walked away the lizzard agian proclaimed
his statment. I very cleary told him i simply wished to sell one and only one axe. YET AGAIN
HE ASKED ME IF I WOULD LIKE TO SELL SOMETHING SO THEN I WENT MIDEVIL ON HIS HINY!
to my total dismay he simply stood there and staed "you don't have one of that item!" taking
this as both and insult and a challenge me and sir hope bolted....

                  Thus ends chapter one....

DUDE WERES MY HORSE?
great spinoff infact that is gonna make me post my second chapter

@korn muhpin two:   lol....  I need air...  I can't stop laughing...    :)  :)