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In the effort of being helpful, I've decided to provide your guild with an outline I think will assist you in reaching greatness, or at the very least, a small sense of dignity.

Your membership should be restricted only to those with an intelligence above that of a standard mountain ogre. This means most of your current members will have to withdraw, fortunately.

Your training program should consists of a 3-step program as follows:

1) Basic spelling and grammar schooling (Duration required: 3 years)
2) Last-ditch effort to increase group overall intelligence (Duration required: until you give up in vain)
3) Mass suicide (Duration required: As long as it takes for you to figure out which end of the sword to stab yourselves with)

You may repay my kind guidance by dropping off the face of the earth, so I don't have to read your stupid messages anymore.

~DNW

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I would appreciate if your writing about our buisness stoped Devrah. We need no opions and yes a montain orc can join us, maby knock sense into people.

~Gishmel

Ah, Devrah's point proved. Well done Gishmel.

~Thalodos Artemetus~

I'm sure that the reason this is called the dark hand is because the leader dipped his hand in ink or something, and got inspired.

Regarding DNW's words : the sword should be held from the handle and stabs with the pointy end.

And do you provide entertainment for festivles? The dark hand doesn't soumd much like a group of jesters to me.

Oh and if you give me a hard time you will not be called the hated, but the dead.

There is no signature, but the sides of the paper are a bit humid

Accually we do provide entertainment, ever seen an elf gett killed by a rock? Its fun to do almost as much as it is to watch.

~Gishmel

Ever seena cowardly dwarf try to take over a town then run with his tail between his legs? Also quite amusing

~Salathe Kankas

Ever seen Salathe fight without chugging down 20 healing potions and still wield his weapons ?

So have I.

Kent

A shame as well, that Arameh has grown his own tail. Thought he was atleast better than Gishmel.

Gishmel, how pathetic do you have to be, to leave your friends behind to die? When the only reason to fight is to protect you? Alkuurg and the orcs only fought to protect you, and you ran before the battle really began, quite pathetic.

~Salathe Kankas

I'm sure now Gishmel, that there will be a few elves which will wish to hunt you down for that comment against them. And i can assure you that you;ll need a ladder to reach half the elves out there, them being twice as tall as me.

PS: you'll need more than the pebbles you can lift to bash a head in.

There are small scratch marks on the paper, but no signature

I see Salathe is a fool as usual. I did not flee from the orcs I stepped back to drink a potion and so that I didnt have to fight an intire croud at once, I only stopped when 2 were following me after I was injured sevearly. Alkuurg only helped us in Silverbrand because he was attacked by a dwarf, I don't blame him for trying to stay out of that.

And by the way Salathe I don't have a tail, it seems im the coward when I run from 6 or 7 but when only Arameh and I fought you only took 2 for you to run, so please keep your mouth shut.

~Gishmel

Want to come fight me one on one?

~Salathe