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I have started a grass growing club. Just call me "Mr Grassy". We will take meetings at the Oasis of Hope. We will try and grow grass in the desert!!! It'll be so fun!!!


From

Mr Grassy

Stark raving mad.

~unsigned

A small, neatly presented note written in a child's handwriting has been posted on the wall.

How can you grow grass in the desert? Isn't the desert just sand? You're silly Mr. Grassy. Plain silly.

The note is signed "Emily Thorowitz Tolong". Attached to the note is a small drawing of a bird. It appears to be a raven...

Perhaps if fertile soil were transplanted to the desert and a ready supply of water, such as from the Oasis of Hope, they *could* have some luck. Never deny the power of hard work and determination.

I, for one, commend our strange friends from the grass grower's club.

Yours,
Slasthulphus

...

the hell is the oasis of hope?

The Oasis of Hope is a delightful oasis on the eastern end of the desert. I believe it is in Varshikari territory. They have different laws there, so you might want to check into them before you visit the oasis.

Yours,
Slasthulphus

The desert is vital for some... their source of sibanac,sand and other herbes that only grow there.

Why dont you go grow some grass on a mountain?

Signed:
Kevin Lightdot

PS: grassgrowing? ... why dont you become the grain growing club? and ill even buy some of the grain.

Is this group a subsidary of the "Gobaith Jesters Association?"
If Oldra wants plants in the desert she can plant them herself

There is a picture of a smiling face and nothing more

Another note is posted, this time the handwritting is rather neat, like a noble's.

Aha, a grassgrowing club...Something smells fishy about this... And it isn't my breakfast.

The note is signed "Goom, Dignified Orc". Attached to the note is a beatifully detailed picture of a wolf. This is also signed "Goom, Dignified Orc."

Grass, grass, grass, grass, grass, grass!!!

Mr Grassy loves his grass!

Meeting soon at the Oasis of Hope. Doople doople doo.

Good pie.

MR GRASSY!!!!!!!!!!!!

please, this attempt to appear as a grass growing club is pathetic, Everything to do with Ullyatth clan is pathetic, no one ever arrives for meetings and your attempts to cover up are just stupid, I think the Ullyatth clan is a waste of time, I unmask you now, WILLIMA ELDERBERRY as the leader of Ullyatth clan, Ullyatth clan never quited, this is just a pathetic cover up.

signed anonymos.

and by the way Im in Clan Ullyatth.

You are a fool and a coward ... i personaly dont like people like you
and sign your messages coward so i may beat you up in person.

Signed:
Kevin Lightdot

It is you who are the pathetic ones. He wanted to work undercover. He TRUSTED you. And what do you do? You spoil the thrust and uncover what is meant to be covered and reveals him for the whole world to see. You are not worth to be in a guild anonymous writer. I hope you will learn this from furthurer experiences. Join an orc clan, set them up and see what happens.

Signed
Calilmal

I was talking about this anonimous one not about their clan.
I have nothing against it its just verry suspicious.

Signed:
Kevin Lightdot

i do hate to break the news to you all but Clan Ullyatth has been possibly the worst kept secret, at least in Varshikar. We've had word about all of you for some time as well as William's role in the group, but being as he was a citizen of Varshikar himself, we didn't feel it correct to stifle his ability to run a guild if he so chose. because of this nothing was said to him on the matter and he as well as a few others were merely kept under watch, and will reamin so as long as they don't do anything damaging to Varshikar of course

Aly

((The forum account is OOC information.. how did anyone know the link of util whatever with the g.growing club? *cough cough*))

So.. no grass being grown now?

Never mind

No signature

((I said Im in Ullyatth clan.))

Calilmal wrote:It is you who are the pathetic ones. He wanted to work undercover. He TRUSTED you. And what do you do? You spoil the thrust and uncover what is meant to be covered and reveals him for the whole world to see. You are not worth to be in a guild anonymous writer. I hope you will learn this from furthurer experiences. Join an orc clan, set them up and see what happens.

Signed
Calilmal

Trust is words, there is no such thing as trust, just whether or not you want to follow orders, and who would want to join an orc clan, those pathetic cretins couldn't find the holes in their trousers, oh and Kevin I know who you are, so watch your tongue or you may find it missing.

Is that a threat?

Well then... tell me your name and we'll see who is the better fighter?

PS: I hate to fight like this but if i start its hard to stop me.

Signed:
Kevin Lightdot

PS: Better think before you write ... orcs dont take those things lightly.

Kevin, do you think I'd be stupid enough to give my name to you and get destroyed?
have you heard the saying 'bravery is stupidity', the battle for Trollsbane is a good example of this, if I find you it will be a sword in the back, not the front.

Then you are nothing but a low-life coward!

Signed:
Kevin Lightdot

what difference does it make if I am a low-life coward? that still isn't going to stop me planting something sharp in your back, just name the time you'd like to die.

Come see me first so I might stick a sword in your face coward. I will get all the member names and hunt you down.

~Liles~

liles, like with the assassination ((thread)) you poke your nose where it does not belong, it's sickening seeing all these wanna be's, You really ought to think before you make idle threats, do you really want to be working in your jewellery shop one morning and find a dagger in your back?

Stop blabering you coward.
If you do not dare to say your name then how will you ever get to actualy making your words the truth?

Are you afraid of me? a fourteen year old who knows his sword?

Pathetic!
If you are as strong as you think you are then come and duel me fairly.

Signed:
Kevin Lightdot

who said anything about strength?
be you as ignorant as you are stupid?
just name a time for me to come and kill you, who said anything about a fight, as I said it'll be a dagger in the back, if you don't name a time I will.

Fine. have it your way ,how about right now at Grey Refuge?
I shall be there and my sword will clense you from this place.
((Eddited: ill be there soon about 10 mins))
I will not haste to there and neither will i take a long time.
Signed:
Kevin Lightdot

Come face me and see me rip out your eyes before using them to choke you.

Run along you coward, your days run low.

~Liles~

Those who hide do not show up to honorable duels unless they can gain a big advantage, such as having their dagger embedded in your spine. You can't really expect someone like him to show up for a real duel, do you?

Donal Mason.

It is not a matter evil will not prevail, EVER!

Signed:
Kevin Lightdot