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I, Fooser the First Proclaim:

I am the new ruler of the entire island, no exceptions. Anyone who disagrees is just foolish and will be fed to the lich. Any questions on these new policies will go unanswered.




P.S. Are you still mad at me Eliza?


Fooser I



The parchment reeks of leaf, and has some liquid on it.


Trio of the Beautifulest/Princesses
Mairead
Allura Avery
Jema

Marie Tolong- Princess of Amazingness

Prince of Handsomest
Taylor Windslasher

Loyal Subjects in Total
Mairead
Allura Avery
Jema
Taylor Windslasher
Calilmal Greenleaf
Endiil
Tonkin
Marie Tolong
Kevin Lightdot- Royal nay-sayer

Much rejoicing will be done!

A figure walks up to the board and read the note above, laughing he writes a quick reply

Fooser, you are drunk and high on sibanic Leaf. As you were drinking and smoking in the tavern.. Nobody will obey you, and certainly not let you rule the entire island.

S.M~

I, Fooser the First Proclaim:

The Troll Forest has been dedicated for those who dont agree with me.



Fooser I

Amusement in her grin, De'am jots briefly beneath the second parchment...

Looks to be one for the troll's plate, Fooser!

~Tzilakaniam

Fooser, you are a fool. Tomorrow morning after your highness and your headache starts, read these foolish posts.

S.M~

I, Fooser the First Proclaim:

This nay-sayer will be fed to the lich. But unfortunately the lich has been fed. So instead a party will be held. There will be much rejoicing, and no living sacrafices, because Fooser I is very merciful.



Fooser I

De'am slips down from the tree near the town wall as the additional post is added. Approaching, the wall...

It appears you have a number who believe a lizard who lives in a grass hut shouldn't stow thrones.

Yours,
~Tzilakaniam

(())

I, Fooser the First Proclaim:

I have no idea what The Tzida speaks of, she is confusing, so she will be fed to the lich. But the lich is fed, so there will be a second party, with even more drinking, and there will be much rejoicing.



Fooser I

I Balin Sulliavan disagree with ya. The land should ave a king and a lizard should not be it. (( i wanna be a skeleton but if not oh well Balin thinks there shouldnt be a lizard to a throne))

I, Fooser the First Proclaim:

Balin has the ability to say what he wants, but he will of course be fed to the lich later on. But Ive never met him and he seems alright, so the merciful Fooser I proclaims that Balin is good! Much rejoicing


Fooser I

I, Fooser the First, Proclaim:

Mairead's request shall be granted!! There will be much rejoicing!

And the dwarf Balin was executed for killing an elf female. Not so much rejoicing.



Fooser I

I, Allura, rejoice in Fooser's rule, especially with Mairead as Princess. *puts her own crown on her head*. I will be lady-in-waiting to the beautiful Mairead and the dancing and drinking can commence!

~A. Avery~

P.S. I also have it on good authority that Marie Tolong also supports King Fooser I. Rejoice!

Fooser The First has an announcement:

Thank you good citizens for your support. You are granted with being the best people on the island, and of course there shall always be nay-sayers. People of the island dont have to follow the authorities that have failed them all these years. The people are starving, starving for options, which they dont have, support the cause.

Hail Allura and Mairead, fair ladies of the Emperors reign!!!

There will be much rejoicing.


Fooser I

I, Fooser the First Proclaim:

Lady Mairead, Lady Allura, and Lady Jema have all been knighted as the trio of beautifulest, and much rejoicing there was.

Sir Taylor was knighted Prince of Emperor Fooser's reign, and also the handsomest. Much rejoicing occured.


Fooser I

I, princess Mairead, the youngest of the beautifulest, herewith announce that the marked territory of the northern woods is mine.

Mairead
The first of the trio of the royal beautifulest

Written in extremely loopy, but very neat handwritting

And i am not alowed to enter your Kingdom my princess?

~Sir Taylor Windslasher
~~Prince of Emperor Fooser

Jon Childs- two little kids princess and prince how cute. Anyway i agree that you should rule the lands and perhaps make a little building in the Love kingdom or heart kingdom.

Julia Fertry- I agree Fooser, But say sorry to Eliza please.

Lethogon Obona- I agree, I may be an elf yet i agree.

Gra'able- Gra Nub say gra stay in homeland

I, Princess Allura, the most loyal of the Beautifullest, hereby claim the marked territory as mine.



In keeping with the traditions of old and new, the lands will be hereafter known as either "Vallura" or "Kingdom Star".

Sights of interest in this territory include an oasis, beautiful mountain view, vast ocean view, and my castle from which I will rule.

I am taking applications for citizenship, send me a dove.

Any wishing to feed someone to my lich must ask my permission first, as I only have one pet lich and do not wish him sick on bad flesh.

Hail Emporer Fooser the First and rejoice!


~Lady Allura~
Of the Trio of The Beatifullest, and Vallura

are you all still drunk? or drunk again?
just yesterday i was still trowing apples at fooser watching him dodge them.

Signed:
Kevin Lightdot

I, Calilmal Greenleaf, hereby command to be a servant of the great Fooser I. My daughter, Endiil could serve you well, as she got green fingers and can grow practically EVERYTHING. Also, my husband-to-be, Tiklian, could do some good, as he got skills in bartendering.

-Signed Calilmal-

yoo dont run hole island u stinking oomie lizard fing, lemme remind yoo dat trollie bane isnt hole island! harhar!

I, Fooser the First Proclaim:

Calilmal Greenleaf's request shall be granted! Much rejoicing will be done.



Fooser I

Yoos all way outa line, dis land ter da norf not yers and meh will be glad ter fights fer it. Mehs and mehs broders will smash yoos tills nuffen left! back down and forfit yer name as ruler of da norf lands and da cave of da Shadow Horde and nub blood will be spilt. If yoo doesnt wes will hunts yoo down till all yers heads hang in our cave. Dis not threat it promise!


Gabon Corad
Chief of da Shadow Horde!

King Fooser the first, apparently you'r scared stiff at playing onionball agaist Lina... and I will then beat his majesty at the sport which he beleives in.

E.S.

A note written in a childlike handwriting is pinned above:


Hello, Sir Chief Gabon, you can of course marry one of the beautifulest princessess and the problem would be solved.

- Lady Mairead

I didn't know Shandariel was one of the princessses..... she would have then be chosen as most beautiful of them

A figure laughs out loudly as he writes the message

There is a picture of a smiling face, but nothing more

Meh wont marries ne one! surrendar yer so called command of da norf or war will break out!


Gabon Corad
Chief of da Shadow Horde!

In Response to the Noble Gabons concern:

No one said anything about ruler of the shadow cave.


Fooser I