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Greetings. I am Thalgul. I am new to this isle, and it's people, but i relize this is about one of the most worthless town my superior eyes have come across!

Has anyone noticed the little runts moving about town as if they were important? There are girls wrighting fantasy boooks! TELL TO ME WHY THESE PARENTS ARE SO PATHETIC! I took my proper place and got rid of that god forsaken book, and told her in my upmost manner that women are to cook and clean. However the mother (or father. I'm confused by talking fish, midgets, and children with beards. I guess anything is possible in THIS hell hole.) seems to have a problem with me and my parenting. She seemed to guide herself by some demon. I walked away, as i had no time for morons.

Another thing is i noticed not ONE book on parenting. Is this why the parents of this spit of land are so pathetic? No one taught them how to be a mommy?
PAH! Not to mention how each little brat acts like they are special. Like a bastard who thinks he is some great exsplorer, and the monster that wishes nothing more to open a BAR! he should shove that ale right back up his ass along with his mouth!

Take into my concerns, or this entire isle will face the wrath of brats.

-Thalgul-

I would gladly meet up with you in town and beat some common sense into you.

Signed Gil'Dran, Former lizard of the depths

Follow the trail of bloodied chldren and it will lead you right to me.

UNDERSTAND BRATS! LEARN TO COOK AND CLEAN AND BEHAVE!

A reply is written in a childishly round, but neat, hand

If you are so superior, Mr Thalgul sir, then why is it that my spelling far surpasses yours?

Mere curiosity, you understand.

--Rhiannon, 13-year-old novelist.
And I do await your apology, you've set my book back two weeks.

Write me another smart ass thing like that, and i will make sure your hands are found miles away from your body!

A letter with a dagger thrusted through it is on the boards

"If you want parenting, try to live for a 1500 years, squese out a child from your own body, and then see it grow up."


The letter is left unsigned

Emily Xahep Hurriedly scribbles a note and posts it next to the mans.
You're a very stupid man.I run around town town looking important because I am.At least more so than you, don't ruin the lives of people you barely know and dont go near Rhi. She doesn't need anyone else making her life difficult. The note is signed with the initials E.X.

Thalgul,

Step foot near Rhiannon, Emily, or Mortanyia and you are mine, Keep this in mind. Touch anyones personal affects and you wont live long.

Sylathen
Squire of Kallahorn
Paladin-in-Training.

"Meet me in town tomorrow, at the cross and i will gladly seperate your head from the rest of your body."

Gil'Dran, Former lizard of the depths

A little common sence is needed dearly in this town. I will severly beat each and everyone one of the runts i see until THEY understand it is time to put the quill away and take out the mop.

Thalgul

The round, childish writing appears again

I am not afraid of you. I dare you to try to hit me. I went through it once and I will not again. If you touch me I will run a sword through your heart, if you have one.

--Rhiannon Fayed

"I take that as an accept on my challenge.. I will be so thrilled to see you tomorrow.."

The heavily cloaked lizard thrusts another dagger onto the board straight through this message

Touch them...and i will have reason to kill you in town. Just for your knowing fool.

Syalathen
Squire of Kallahorn and Paladin in training

Thalgul,
Seems there are people lineing up to cure madness with an axe. I really struggle to find the care to dirty a blade. How ever my earlier words stand, set one foot near or stand one more threat against my daughter and i will simply kill you.
Yours most sincerely in this matter.
Pendar Fayed

"Pendar, I ask you, the Captain of the town guard, for permission to slay this fool tomorrow in town."

The letter is signed Gil'Dran, Former lizard of the depths

I believe your horrible parenting will do more damage.

~Aokan Folkbjorn~

You people are all on a thin line to going mad.

Infact, this will only be a side mission..

~Thalgul~

The parchment smell heavily of booze

Slay the man if he lays hand to a child or any one else for that matter. Other wise our laws stand for one and all, much as it may pain me to enforce them.
Should the man threaten a child again I would view him as a danger to our beloved young ones though. In which case action should be taken.
Yours in service
Pendar Fayed
Captain of trollsbane guard

I don't need any of you fighting for me. I owe it to myself to prove I'm not afraid.

And Aokan, why can't you stand to let me be happy because of anyone but you?

--Rhiannon

"Just for you to know, if you see a white haired girl with green eyes, and mistreat her in any way you will find yourself with a dagger thrusted through that tiny neck of yours."


The letter is signed Gil'Dran, Former lizard of the depths


The cloaked figure pins the message to the boards and slowly walks away towards the sea...

If you feel that is why I act as such, then we should talk soon.

~Aokan Folkbjorn~

If you threaten him with violence, he will likewise do the same.

You call yourselves civillised, you call yourselves righteous.

And yet your first actions are to threaten of harm.

You only serve to draw him in, not lead him away.

Placate him with words, show him kindness, and perhaps this can be resolved without the blood you so crave.

Signed, Mephistus