Unjust Atrocity's Commited By Marius
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:57 pm
((** OOC NOTE: any discolored lettering is made to be unreadable, as if the writer got carried away and wrote odd things. Consider it a joke from the writer(s) ))
A large, furiously written piece of parchment is pinned with FOUR thumbtacks, signifying the urgency and cruciality of the message
Citizens of Trollsbane,
It is now, at long last, time to uncover the misjustices and evil deeds of the Grey Rose, The killers, thiefs, and murders of the innocent. Their offenses shall be listed below and described in the best way words can describe, though that is not expected to do the members' crimes any justice as to how extremely repulsive and arrogant they were, are, and will most likely continue to be if they is not stopped.
---Theft of The Staff PREVIOUSLY owned by Ceigan Ibatha, but now in the unrighteous and tainted hands of Marius Eisenhauer, so called defender of the township of Trollsbane. His offenses have been pointed out on numerous and passionate occasions throughout the past week.
---Failure to Defend an innocent in the blazing heat of a fire, as he is improperly concealed in a locked room with multiple out of control flames and embers. Ryne Ordis has yet to recover, and remains a bloody lump neawr the yellow cross of trollsbane. His "defender" was busy pursuing personal matters with Ceigan Ibatha, the most virtuous and Respectable member of Trollsbane, accusing him of slanderous acts and mutiny of the town, accusing him of leading multiple Green trolls ( which are just the most adorable little creatures ) into our fair city, when it was actualy he himself who led the "vicious" and "bloodthirsty" animals into the town, bringing about the death of our Beloved orcish friend, Byron, and possibly others. It is quite ironic, in perspective, that this "Defender of the Populus" finds it helpful to lure lovely creatures into the town and accuse them of being a threat, then blaming the whole act upon the two most unlikely and virtuous followers of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness, Ryne Ordis and Ceigan Ibatha, who are revolted at the fact of such a severe and hateful, if not hostile claim. Shortly after the sad, sad death of one Ryne Ordis took place, The ghost confronted Marius on his uncaring exit of the castle. The ghost struck a bargain with the man, declaring that should Marius waive the false, yet inaccurate charges and accusitions of the Esteemed Followers of the Prancing Magenta Troll, He would keep this atrocity quiet, therefore refraining from sullying his "Good Name" with slanderous filth. The Reverse end of this deal was broken, so Ryne, with the help of Ceigan decided to write this Petition/Notice.
---The Unjust assault of Ceigan and Ryne, only after they attempted to feed him a bit of beer without him "knowing." All Ryne personally remembers is Looking at the wall, and it looking back, as it took over his consciousness. When he awoke, he was a mere ghost, hovering over the scene of Marius attacking Ceigan, who was simply offering the man a pint or two of ale. The man continued to expell ice-flames from unknown regions of his person, bringing about massive damage to the fair roads of this fine city. We will not go into exstensive detail on the atrocities commited against the infastructure of this roadway, as it is too offensive to post on a public board. Those who care to hear the story in its full extent may contact either of us By dove.
---The Unfair Trial of one Ceigan Ibatha was at its peak, a mile below fair, but continued to decline at multiple intervals during his interrogation. One might also argue that the poor man was allotted no fresh air or nourishment throughout the lengthy interrogation. This fact, in itself, is enough to make a Dwarf's beer curdle. The judge was not even of the same race as the interrogatee, which is cause for biased opinion The woman accompanying him must have had some sort of sanitary device stuffed up her cavity The woman accompanying him was very beautiful indeed, but seemed to have certain pet peeves which also contributed to the biasity of this indignant series of unfair questions, adding to Ceigan's mounting anguish and desire for a nice, moldy sock. The trial was not even consisting of a variety of races, sexes, and professions, which, even on a good day, could hardly be considered fair. The fact that these Judges were so irritated that they were even with Ceigan could only barely have helped the situation. An angry judge is like an angry Dwarf. Give him beer and he shuts the hell upAn angry judge can hardly be expected to work to his full potential, which according to these facts, cant have been a very high one in the first place.
This Paper May be updated at any time, and probably will, lest you fine citizens of Trollsbane take notice of these heinous crimes, revealing them to yourselves and informing the public of these flaws in the already unsteady government of trollsbane
A Large section of the paper is cleared for signatures, updated offenses, and unintelligible remarks of foolish orcs
A large, furiously written piece of parchment is pinned with FOUR thumbtacks, signifying the urgency and cruciality of the message
Citizens of Trollsbane,
It is now, at long last, time to uncover the misjustices and evil deeds of the Grey Rose, The killers, thiefs, and murders of the innocent. Their offenses shall be listed below and described in the best way words can describe, though that is not expected to do the members' crimes any justice as to how extremely repulsive and arrogant they were, are, and will most likely continue to be if they is not stopped.
---Theft of The Staff PREVIOUSLY owned by Ceigan Ibatha, but now in the unrighteous and tainted hands of Marius Eisenhauer, so called defender of the township of Trollsbane. His offenses have been pointed out on numerous and passionate occasions throughout the past week.
---Failure to Defend an innocent in the blazing heat of a fire, as he is improperly concealed in a locked room with multiple out of control flames and embers. Ryne Ordis has yet to recover, and remains a bloody lump neawr the yellow cross of trollsbane. His "defender" was busy pursuing personal matters with Ceigan Ibatha, the most virtuous and Respectable member of Trollsbane, accusing him of slanderous acts and mutiny of the town, accusing him of leading multiple Green trolls ( which are just the most adorable little creatures ) into our fair city, when it was actualy he himself who led the "vicious" and "bloodthirsty" animals into the town, bringing about the death of our Beloved orcish friend, Byron, and possibly others. It is quite ironic, in perspective, that this "Defender of the Populus" finds it helpful to lure lovely creatures into the town and accuse them of being a threat, then blaming the whole act upon the two most unlikely and virtuous followers of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness, Ryne Ordis and Ceigan Ibatha, who are revolted at the fact of such a severe and hateful, if not hostile claim. Shortly after the sad, sad death of one Ryne Ordis took place, The ghost confronted Marius on his uncaring exit of the castle. The ghost struck a bargain with the man, declaring that should Marius waive the false, yet inaccurate charges and accusitions of the Esteemed Followers of the Prancing Magenta Troll, He would keep this atrocity quiet, therefore refraining from sullying his "Good Name" with slanderous filth. The Reverse end of this deal was broken, so Ryne, with the help of Ceigan decided to write this Petition/Notice.
---The Unjust assault of Ceigan and Ryne, only after they attempted to feed him a bit of beer without him "knowing." All Ryne personally remembers is Looking at the wall, and it looking back, as it took over his consciousness. When he awoke, he was a mere ghost, hovering over the scene of Marius attacking Ceigan, who was simply offering the man a pint or two of ale. The man continued to expell ice-flames from unknown regions of his person, bringing about massive damage to the fair roads of this fine city. We will not go into exstensive detail on the atrocities commited against the infastructure of this roadway, as it is too offensive to post on a public board. Those who care to hear the story in its full extent may contact either of us By dove.
---The Unfair Trial of one Ceigan Ibatha was at its peak, a mile below fair, but continued to decline at multiple intervals during his interrogation. One might also argue that the poor man was allotted no fresh air or nourishment throughout the lengthy interrogation. This fact, in itself, is enough to make a Dwarf's beer curdle. The judge was not even of the same race as the interrogatee, which is cause for biased opinion The woman accompanying him must have had some sort of sanitary device stuffed up her cavity The woman accompanying him was very beautiful indeed, but seemed to have certain pet peeves which also contributed to the biasity of this indignant series of unfair questions, adding to Ceigan's mounting anguish and desire for a nice, moldy sock. The trial was not even consisting of a variety of races, sexes, and professions, which, even on a good day, could hardly be considered fair. The fact that these Judges were so irritated that they were even with Ceigan could only barely have helped the situation. An angry judge is like an angry Dwarf. Give him beer and he shuts the hell upAn angry judge can hardly be expected to work to his full potential, which according to these facts, cant have been a very high one in the first place.
This Paper May be updated at any time, and probably will, lest you fine citizens of Trollsbane take notice of these heinous crimes, revealing them to yourselves and informing the public of these flaws in the already unsteady government of trollsbane
A Large section of the paper is cleared for signatures, updated offenses, and unintelligible remarks of foolish orcs