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Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:47 am**

' The ground rumbles. On a farm across a river the stink is great. It seems as if a horrible monster was rising from the earth..

As onions flew everywere, plants ruined, a Flail with a hand attached arose and hit the ground. Pulling himself up a monster was standing tall! It spit into the lake and tossed the rotten flail to the ground.

Eating an onion the monster speaks with a mouth half-full, "Uggg. Me back is killing me. Dat sleep wusnt good!" As the monster walks into the town, a few wemon faint, elves flee, halfings hide in a bush, and a man welcomes, "Hello Byron, nice to see ya agian!"'

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:46 am**

When nilo hears the roar, he takes out a club and begins hitting himself over the head until he is unconscious.

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:31 pm**

Derick hears of the news...

If i see you, orc, you shall face my wrath. Spitting in lakes is against the law.

~Derick~

Posted: **Sat Mar 26, 2005 3:31 pm**

The huddled figure of a child shuffles up to the board and after conversing with something in his pocket pulls out a sharpened bone and begins etching a message on the wall itself.

A modest proposal eh? And here I thought you were going to start offering a way to solve both our food shortage and over population problems in one swoop!

Oracle Mimblethorp

With that he drops the bone and begins cackling uncontrolably. He drops to the earth and rolls back and forth struggling for air as he laughs. Several minutes later, he gets up from the ground, his hood having fallen back, again revealing that this is no mere child, simply a very small person. The tracks of his tears can be seen streaming down his dirt caked face and his eyes are, of a sudden, completely serious as he pulls his hood back up and looks around. Now where did that flower go? He wanders off, leaving a sharpened bone on the ground.

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ROOOOOAAAARRR!!!

ROOOOOAAAARRR!!!

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