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I am a noobish farmer. I have used my skill to the max and as i need to make more and more cabbage i relize that space is a problem. Exsplroing my zone i reach a village with a nice patch. As i plant my cabbage a halfing decides to kill me, saying it wasnt right for an orc and halfling to mix. My search continues and i found it. a farm 4 times the size of the rude halfings. As i plant a massive wheat harvest another halfing screams at me for not being part of the guild.

Now i have made it my goal to become part of this guild.
I have asked around and have 3 things to say to whoever to let me join:
I have 2 gold ingots as a membership fee,
(( i have a bright bright red bar in peasentry))
I will not fail on a mission to get as many wheat as needed with the space provided.

Im going to sleep as of now ((7am USA central)). If you can grant be acess i will be back in 7 or so hours. Good night and thank you.

Byron, the odd orc with a heart of a farmer.

I am the current president of the Farmers Union... I assume that is the guild to which you are referring.

Firstly:

As i plant a massive wheat harvest another halfing screams at me for not being part of the guild.

Do tell me who this halfling is please.

Secondly, we don't care how good you are at farming : in fact, we prefer those who are not very experienced.

Thirdly, I will review your case... We've had a strange orc in our guild in the past, though he wasn't around much...

We shall get back in touch with you.

I dont know his name.
Also i made an error in my post. A lizard killed me, saying a orc and lizard shouldent mix.

I will wait for a reply.