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A large paper, smelling strongly of ale and/or wine, is pinned right in the middle of the board, as if to attract someones, or everyones, attention. The note has large, bold, and rather sloppy writing on it, as if the one writing it is under the influence of some sort of performence lowering drug.


Now, i DONT know what you citizens of Trollsbane think or feel about the whole "Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness" situation, or the group under its influence, but i would like to voice my esteemed opinion on the subject.

The day i even CONSIDER believing in this large, orc dropping filled handbag of a 'god' will be the day he shows himself or his power to me in any way he pleases.

I do not expect this day to ever come, and i will not be even remotely surpised if it does not.

To Ceigan: Ceigan, you would do well to drop this whole affair immediately. You are a disgrace to Ibathas everywhere..

~Linnel Ibatha, Duke of Eckleberry

Get yourrself back to the bar fool!

Bronze Thurik

No my good dwarvish man, tis not I that needs the drink, ive got that covered. Ceigan is the fool in this situation! Is not this whole town of Trollsbane mad?!


Get yerselves together, this insanity needs to be halted!

~Linnel Ibatha, Duke of Eckleberry

To be honest, I think both you and your brother are out of your small beer disillusioned minds.

~Absech

Oh don't be silly Linnel! I just strongly advise you eat your old socks to make up for your harsh words! To Absech: We're not brothers, a splendid guess though. Nice to hear from you Thurik!

~Ceigan Zain Ibatha
Master Tree Remover
Teacher of Tree Removing
Follower of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness
Leader of the Esteemed Followers of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness Group
Owner of the Big Castle Near Trollsbane
Proud Member of the Family Life Organization

There's no need to concern about our sanity, dear Sir Linnel Ibatha.
Leave us our amusing little town fool and take care of your own problem before caring about our.


Drex Thaendrak

merchant and pwanbroker

No no no, Absech, you have it all wrong. IM the one who appreciates the ale, Ceigan is insane even without it, as you can see from his constant rambling about this blasted troll.

~Linnel Ibatha, Duke of Eckleberry

I think I will like you, Linnel Ibatha. I offer my services for his re-education.

~MM~