Halfling Overwhelmed And Mugged By Evil Orc Gang
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:19 am
Hello. I am writing to warn the town that I was attacked by a gang of orcs who stole my clothes and money and everything, and people told me to report it to the town guard, so here is the report:
I was casually strolling through the forest eating apples and berries as I went, when all of a sudden an orc sneaked up behind me and grabbed me. I managed to push him away from me, but then he began to attack me. I fended him off for a short while, but just when I thought I had beaten him, he ran away and came back with his gang, who all attacked me. There was a lot of fighting and grappling, and then I dont remember any more.
I would have eaten my clothes before the gang of orcs could steal them but I was too full from the berries I had eaten. The next thing I remembered was waking up at the cross in town with no clothes or money or any of my tools or gems.
I didnt see much of the gang because I was too busy trying to defend myself, but I did get a fairly good look at the leader, who was thin and looked sort of ((67***)).
I was casually strolling through the forest eating apples and berries as I went, when all of a sudden an orc sneaked up behind me and grabbed me. I managed to push him away from me, but then he began to attack me. I fended him off for a short while, but just when I thought I had beaten him, he ran away and came back with his gang, who all attacked me. There was a lot of fighting and grappling, and then I dont remember any more.
I would have eaten my clothes before the gang of orcs could steal them but I was too full from the berries I had eaten. The next thing I remembered was waking up at the cross in town with no clothes or money or any of my tools or gems.
I didnt see much of the gang because I was too busy trying to defend myself, but I did get a fairly good look at the leader, who was thin and looked sort of ((67***)).