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I stole a cabbage yesterday! Kill me!! Fight!!! Bloood!!!

Gorge

Another note is pinned underneath.

You shall pay foul beast! Gorge!! We will marry!

-Fooser

Another note is pinned underneath.

We be friends Gorge! Come for a drink!



Another note is pinned.

We can make sweet love Gorge!! I can change your cabbage stealing days!

-Irania the town's halfling kisser and orc mating human.

Yet another note is pinned underneath.

I believe I am in love...

-Kaine

Another... note is pinned underneath.

Gorge, I will hunt you down untill the days of something when ham roasts in the evening.
First, I must leave again. Because I have another very important secret mission that no one must know about.

-Kasume-

Another note is pinned to the wall.

Bah!
Ya all make no sense!
You should go and find a good lizard! Eliza is a pretty one.



Yet another note is pinned underneath.

Now you will never know who I am!!

The note is signed as "-unsigned-" underneath it. And another note is found below.

I have become confused.
But, nevertheless, my scary crossbow and daggers will make you run. They are so small and itty witty...
My big black cloak! You can't see me!!
I'm confused and lost. Help me. Feel sorry for me.

[_^-_-<>-><---)(-|-|-[>~<[KKK]>~<]-|-|-)(---><-<>-_-^_]
Translation - Karmane, Konstantin, Kurtis (OOC: As have been reffered to all three. Do not sue me).

Another note is pinned.

Sian!! I saw your signature! I love you!

~Shandariel el Lysanthrai~

Another...

I shall pray for you Gorge. I hope you can once more eat fish like you once did.

Galim

Another note.

Gorge!! You're banned! Banned banned banned banned banned!!

-Jonathan your favourite town gaurd-

The little beardless dwarf scurries off in the night giggling...

Ceigan scans through the notes and grins "How lovely how the town chats with eachother!" Ceigan says as he walks off looking for someone to talk to

To all that read at this wall: That letter up top was not from me. Whoever faked my handwriting was at least good at it.

To Gorge: You're invited for the beer anyway, Gorge.

To Rackere: I'd be careful about Eliza. She's broken Fooser's heart already.

To Shandariel: I'm sorry to say, but in shades of a grin I say that it can't be that great if someone can fake it so easily. I have this feeling that your letter here is a fraud, as well.

To John Irenicus: What has gotten into you? Isn't it clear as daylight that Gorge didn't write that first letter? Gorge doesn't like eating fruit or vegetables. Someone's framing him, obviously. There's no reason to ban everybody you don't like on the drop of a hat. Your writing is so childish; I'm taken to believe it's another fake.

Whoever did this: Nice job. You faked my handwriting very well.



He goes through the streets, direction Silverbrand. Tonight, there wil be a ...

Shandariel writes a message with gentle, feminine letters after she read the faked messages

This wasn't from me. I am sorry Moirear. The one who wrote that must have a big feminine side, when he can fake my writing that good.

~Shandariel el Lysanthrai~

Laaaaaaaaaadies, the onionball champion is available.

-Onionball champion

I find your mockery to be most offensive and unimpressive. You're very close to pain.

-Kaine Lytecus

A small note is pinned.

You fake my name well! Who are ya?



Another is underneath.

What a fake! I do not write like that! As you can see!

~Shandariel el Lysanthrai~

A last note is pinned.

Stop this mockery! Whoever wrote that! Stop at this moment!

-Kaine Lytecus

((Thurik, the last post is bullshit))

Again... He faked my handwriting...

Again... He faked my handwriting...



The little dwarf scurries in the night giggling.