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This is a formal warning that is to be given out to all women of this island.
The dwarf known as Galim is officially mine! We have been married for over three years now and have had many children. Simply because he does not take care of me or them gives no woman the right to have time with him. All women stay away from him or I shall feed your brains to the mummies!
-Shilly

Tired from his work on the library building, Neon Rift walks to the black board at the shop wall. As he reads over the new messages pinned to the wall he finds this loose note from Shilandrea Touladile.

As re reads over he starts to laugh and says ...

Galim? This tiny dwarf was married? Unbelievable.

And after some seconds he adds ...

I hope this girl will never meet Alora and her dwarven axe.

Alora stands infront of the wall scanning threw many pieces of parchment hanging upon it and as she reads this she giggles. The thoughts of little dwarvish-human children running about attacking furniture gives her the shivers and she bursts out laughing.

Alora scribbles a note to Shilandrea underneath it:


Dearest Shilandrea,

"Please seek mental help.
But if you are determined in "serving" up my brains, I await thee at the mummies.
Come and claim them.....If you can....."

Alora

No! I am married to Galim!

-Another unknown, disgruntled mistress

Nilo reads a newer parchment on the board...

Harhar! You've got to be joking! Alora could beat you in a duel any day!

~Nilo~

P.S. GO get her Alora~

Moathia laughs when she reads the note.

"Poor Galim, what has he done to deserve this." she wonders.

Galim comes to the board and starts to read the messages. When he saws this one he stares at it and cannot believe it. Fury starts in him and after he cursed alot and drink some beer he starts to write a note

Arr, you little... How far will you little mad girl go with your crazy and foolishs game? Since the day ya cut off a piece from my beard ya are just a pain for me. Damn, stop ya childish games as long as ya still can do it. There was never anything between us than ya crazy jokes and my furiousity because of that. I have enough of this. I hope for ya that i will find ya before Alora do.
Iam a calm dwarf, but even me have some limits, and ya break them more than just one time!

To all others. There was NEVER! anything between that little child and me. The only person for whom my hearth beats is my Gemstone, and not THAT thing called Shilandrea. And i won't accept any jokes about his case caused by her wicked mind, really!

Galim

After he wrotes the message and pinned it under the other messanges on the wall he walked angrily away to find peace in the temple of Irmorom and calm down again.

Dont say that Galim. Your children miss you! The oldest one asks where you are all the time and I am running out of things to tell him! Please come back home where you are missed and loved. If not for me, for our children's sake.
-Shilly

This "Shilly" person be warned. Neither of the two Alora or Galim are at all calm collected people. Poke them, and you won't see the day of tomorrow if they're together.

-Kasume-

Damien browses the papers on the blackboards, as he stops at this one. He raises an eyebrow while reading, then, he almost grins for a moment.
Quickly, he scribbles on a small piece of paper, and pins it to the wall. In elven-drawn letters it reads:


"Jokes can be a lot of fun, but some may touch the honor of others.
It is a good advice to stop and excuse when someone else becomes angry."

as he reads through the parchemtn on tehwall, he sees Kasume's last post and chuckles
Kasume, i always manage to escape after poking them. Shelly might as well
walks away, chuckling still

Oh no, Galim! The wife count is up to three already! How many others do you have stored away in your wooden chests?

Signed,
Another unknown, disgruntled mistress who recently escaped the wooden chest

while browsing the wall Athian comes across an odd set of messages. He reads them oncr through and laughs. then takes out a pen and ink

Don't Worry Galim i believe ya old boy. Though Shilly can be an exceedly excellent actor. Hell maybe she can even get me to change my mind. It's harmless fun so don't take it to personally. And Alora don't kill anyone (unless you can get away with it ).

Athian.

Athian walks away from the wall a smile still on his lips