It originally starts with ONE gaurd following a group to the newly planned village to be built, which would be called Cape Vale. Obviously if gaurds found it being populated with Fooser and Sal, they would outbreak into a mess of fighting trying to take it from them. Of course! And I accept that! It's only right.
Although, when ONE gaurd comes, I expect only ONE gaurd to be there; untill the person goes back to town to assemble the others. Yeah, ok, sounds reasonable. Assemble a small group when you return, come back to attack. I'm pretty cool with it. How bout you? Sounds fair... yeah. It's good.
They are attempting to enforce Lyrenzia laws outside of Trollsbane, OK, fine with that. That's what any government would try to do.
So far, I have found nothing wrong. Although, suddenly, John Irenicus comes from the blue, as Gwyn is trying to kill Fooser the entire time. Wow! It's amazing! What is the irony of John showing up when Gwyn NEVER returned to report the sightings of Fooser and such! It's just sheer amazing! Must be some kind of magical mind talking, also known as, Instant Messanger of any sort.
Ok, so only two gaurds. I aint complaining right now actually. But, as soon as I realize the chances of John showing up, a lizard which I do not know the name of unfortunatly, shows up and stands next to them as if on their side. So, THAT is when I really start to get a tad agitated...
So, the arguing goes on. The lizard strangly disapears, and everything continues with arguing over who is being taken where and what is going on.
Might I add, JOHN and GYWN NEVER left the scene at ANY time what-so-ever. So, I expected them to be the only ones there at the time. Of course, something amazing happens! It's the flash of victory for the gaurds at last! Bloodskulls show up out of no where...
BLOODSKULLS show up OUT OF NO WHERE. Ok, about four orcs show up. I see one, and I hear Grunith talking while on his way. They are coming directly from the south as if they knew exactly where we were. Now, doesn't this seem purty obvious?
So far, I know that
Gwyn
John Irenicus
Grunith Shuth
Veralion
And three others, two orcs, one lizard, were apart of this rule violating act. People who were there watching were
Athian
Irania
Salathe
Fooser
Myself
Val De
Arist
Grubba ( Fixed!

Now tell me... Doesn't this seem, strange that all of the same people of the same group come at the time in need of the gaurds! When THERE IS NO WAY OF TELLING THEM IN CHARACTER!
Sorry, but this is why I leave for moments at a time. It's this kind of poor role play that angers me. Why can't we just follow the SIMPLE and easy to read rules of the game!? Illarion staff even has them in TWO different languages! Lucky you guys!
Please, let the players of the gaurds explain with their sorry excuses below :