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Posted: **Sat Jun 07, 2003 8:07 pm**

Puts his hands up in the air.

I give up. I'm wrong. She's just sitting and smiling, I'm sorry.

Posted: **Sat Jun 07, 2003 8:09 pm**

My God, maybe I was wrong about that picture, but the other ones on her webpage...

Opens the webpage and stares at it

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2003 3:27 am**

Yes its me..scanned pic on the site, graduation pic/prom in my yahoo briefcase

unless you think I'm a stalker with too much time on my hands.

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:46 pm**

I'm putting ten quid on you being a spooky stalker type person.

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:52 pm**

there is a God and he loves me....
*opens up Erica's webpage*
I thought only weird people played online RPGs.........

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:33 pm**

There you go.

Posted: **Wed Jun 11, 2003 11:25 pm**

Sorry, but I already married her. Now zip up your pants and close that webpage!

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:33 am**

Maktan looks at the web page and drools Wow she is hot and paul when did you marry her? place since you are dead she is a widow wich mean i can go out wit her.

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:34 am**

I'm not friggin dead! How many times do I need to pound it into your head that I'm not dead, just my character?! Do I need to come over there and pelt you with spuds?!

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:35 am**

Paul lies!! ALL LIES!

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:35 am**

Above your avatar says paul lafing or do i need new glasses

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:54 am**

Yes, Paul Laffing is my ingame name, smarts. And Erica is just modest because she is married to the hottest person on the Earth.

Plays his theme song *I'm too sexy for my clothes, too sexy for my clothes*

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:56 am**

ha ha ha

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:58 am**

erica you better watch out, laffing is a well known stalker

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:19 am**

I know..every time I hear the bushes moving, a twig snap..an odd noise, I think Paul is somewhere near, watching me...help!

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:18 am**

paul weve been over this, erica is with me, and so is malinne, so get over it!

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:22 am**

Uhm... no. You're wrong, Salathe.

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:23 am**

i think not

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:04 am**

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:56 am**

Paul, Maktan, green-skinner and Yizzan, you have all been destroyed.

Have a nice day!

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:57 am**

I can explain the double post...really...

The player of Bloodhearte, who double posted on the boards AGAIN, can't really explain it, and goes off to cry in a corner.

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2003 1:12 am**

Pulls out the Church pistols...

Who's up for a duel?

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2003 2:11 am**

Salathe pulls out a pistol and shoots paul in the leg

now make me a sandwich!

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2003 11:07 am**

Slaps both in the face

Get real here, they didnt have guns in fantasy medival times.

Oh yeah, can i have the sandwich

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2003 12:09 pm**

Just wanted to say Hi

I'm new to Illarion too, looks like an awesome game and I can't wait to play it. Can't wait to meet some of you, you guys seem really nice

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2003 2:41 pm**

no one will be ince to you since your not a lizard, so be a lizard!

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2003 3:58 pm**

i don't suppose people in the midevil ages would be browsing forums on the internet either?

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2003 4:04 pm**

Shut up salathe!

*pulls out his crossbow and shoots salathe in the leg*
(they did have crossbows

)

Now gimme that damned sammich

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:42 pm**

Too late, i already ate it

bealches a poisonus gas at ultima

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2003 9:23 pm**

None of you ignorant fools know the significance of the Church pistols?

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