Greetings people.

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 8:07 pm

Puts his hands up in the air.

I give up. I'm wrong. She's just sitting and smiling, I'm sorry.

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 8:09 pm

My God, maybe I was wrong about that picture, but the other ones on her webpage...

Opens the webpage and stares at it

Erica · Post by **Erica** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 3:27 am

Yes its me..scanned pic on the site, graduation pic/prom in my yahoo briefcase

unless you think I'm a stalker with too much time on my hands.

Juste Belmont · Post by **Juste Belmont** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:46 pm

I'm putting ten quid on you being a spooky stalker type person.

Ultimaweapon2004 · Post by **Ultimaweapon2004** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:52 pm

there is a God and he loves me....
*opens up Erica's webpage*
I thought only weird people played online RPGs.........

Juste Belmont · Post by **Juste Belmont** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:33 pm

There you go.

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 11:25 pm

Sorry, but I already married her. Now zip up your pants and close that webpage!

Maktan Hardtooth. · Post by **Maktan Hardtooth.** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:33 am

Maktan looks at the web page and drools Wow she is hot and paul when did you marry her? place since you are dead she is a widow wich mean i can go out wit her.

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:34 am

I'm not friggin dead! How many times do I need to pound it into your head that I'm not dead, just my character?! Do I need to come over there and pelt you with spuds?!

Erica · Post by **Erica** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:35 am

Paul lies!! ALL LIES!

Maktan Hardtooth. · Post by **Maktan Hardtooth.** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:35 am

Above your avatar says paul lafing or do i need new glasses

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:54 am

Yes, Paul Laffing is my ingame name, smarts. And Erica is just modest because she is married to the hottest person on the Earth.

Plays his theme song *I'm too sexy for my clothes, too sexy for my clothes*

Maktan Hardtooth. · Post by **Maktan Hardtooth.** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:56 am

ha ha ha

Maktan Hardtooth. · Post by **Maktan Hardtooth.** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:58 am

erica you better watch out, laffing is a well known stalker

Erica · Post by **Erica** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:19 am

I know..every time I hear the bushes moving, a twig snap..an odd noise, I think Paul is somewhere near, watching me...help!

Salathe · Post by **Salathe** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:18 am

paul weve been over this, erica is with me, and so is malinne, so get over it!

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:22 am

Uhm... no. You're wrong, Salathe.

Salathe · Post by **Salathe** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:23 am

i think not

Erica · Post by **Erica** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:04 am

Bloodhearte · Post by **Bloodhearte** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:56 am

Paul, Maktan, green-skinner and Yizzan, you have all been destroyed.

Have a nice day!

Bloodhearte · Post by **Bloodhearte** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:57 am

I can explain the double post...really...

The player of Bloodhearte, who double posted on the boards AGAIN, can't really explain it, and goes off to cry in a corner.

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 1:12 am

Pulls out the Church pistols...

Who's up for a duel?

Salathe · Post by **Salathe** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 2:11 am

Salathe pulls out a pistol and shoots paul in the leg

now make me a sandwich!

Stag · Post by **Stag** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 11:07 am

Slaps both in the face

Get real here, they didnt have guns in fantasy medival times.

Oh yeah, can i have the sandwich

Akrael · Post by **Akrael** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 12:09 pm

Just wanted to say Hi

I'm new to Illarion too, looks like an awesome game and I can't wait to play it. Can't wait to meet some of you, you guys seem really nice

Salathe · Post by **Salathe** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 2:41 pm

no one will be ince to you since your not a lizard, so be a lizard!

Gro'bul · Post by **Gro'bul** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 3:58 pm

i don't suppose people in the midevil ages would be browsing forums on the internet either?

Ultimaweapon2004 · Post by **Ultimaweapon2004** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 4:04 pm

Shut up salathe!

*pulls out his crossbow and shoots salathe in the leg*
(they did have crossbows

)

Now gimme that damned sammich

Stag · Post by **Stag** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:42 pm

Too late, i already ate it

bealches a poisonus gas at ultima

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 9:23 pm

None of you ignorant fools know the significance of the Church pistols?

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Greetings people.

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