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Today crazy orc reported attacking small hobbit name of Oliver. Hobbit told me that he last seen north by mummy ruins. I searched north forest no found. Suspicion lead me to believe it was Grubba.



Gnore

How cute shit face orcs protect pecks now?

GOROCK

Moshran sacrifice? is dat how you explain it to your suckling little man dog pack GOROCK? You sit in a rathole and let them suckle from your flower blue blood daisy milk? It cute to me that you always take little hobbits home to yous litter. You take something bigger next time?


Gnore

Us still finding new cave? Me ready dig and help!


Nakvrash

Gnore, walk out of town I'll cut you to pieces.

GOROCK

Gnore has had his punishment fer' insultin' us rocks. Because he is orc ands Moshran created hims, we nub drink his blood. We jus' tores up body and left it dere. Be warneds, insult a follower of Moshran ands we comes after yoos. Jus' because yoo mite nub beleeve curtain tings don't meen yoos can insult us.

--))-Grubba-((--

Grubba no know 'nuff bout Skulls. Me wills not even quirell over dis here. And as wes watch our backses, yous best does da same..

Chief Veralion

Veralion grunts as he turns away. He thinks about Krubba and sighs in dissappointment. He grips his sword hilt tightly and continues to walk out into the woods for herbs.

Har har, six of yoo bloodskulls died to my axe! Har har! You lose!

GOROCK

Har har! Yoo has kill 2 orcs three times each, one of which me know for sure is nub a skull! Both these orcs is nub even trained in fighting!
Yoo runs away from us because yoo know thats me Chief or Grunith cans beat yoo up alone. If yoo call this victory then yoo is stoopid, how yoo cans say this victory when yoo run away? Yoo hide in forrest like a pointy ear but whens yoo come out we shows yoo wot true orcs is like...HAR HAR!


*some blood is whiped over the parchament*

Yoo lose!


~~Derthag

Orc who no Skull before, is now Skull...
Gorock, keep yous vases at yous hole. Next time wes meet, yous going need many more potions den you had dis time. And yous will be too crippled to run to woodses no mores...

Chief Veralion

har har, kill me again like you did this time? I kill yoo skulls when outnumbered five to one. Blood for brains Skulls don't know odds? Har har I beat you and gunna keep beating you plague!.

GOROCK

((honestly...stop saying shit, you sound like a little boy.))

No talk here. Says to us in person on field of battles. Bring on yous fight.

Vera

Greebas Skulls!

Attention! Der going to be rally tomorrows! Meet at tavern and we wills go to cave. The times be as following.

18:00 ((GMT))
3:00 ((Eastern))
2:00 ((Central))
12:00 ((West coast))

After we meets at da front of da tavern, we wills goes back to our new caves and discuss several things there. Make sure most of yoos come! Dis going to be important!

~Grunith Shuth, Yùrche Cünesmanema, temporary Chekoum

Rally moved one hour ahead. But still try to comes around da earlier times. Grunith will be here between dose times

Greebas Bloodskulls and all orcs! Greebas to da town of Troll's Bane

See da light! We rejoice to announce dat Gorock has two less blinded followers. Nub longer will he keeps dem in his tight grasp and use dem to his bidding like he had done. Now dey will live freely and live as dey wish. And nub live a lie like Gorock had led dem to believe and den made dem do. Dey were slaves to him but now dey be true orcs. Welcome Kruuba and Korlak away from the darkness and into da light! Wot a wonderous hour dis be. Gorock dis be one less message to yoo. Stop all yoo nonsense. Yoo can not win, slaying yoo own brothers is nonsense. And dese two have seen dat. Grubba and Turonga will see soon too. Now it be time for yoo to see yoo can not win anymores. Give up and leave dis world. Go back to wince yoo came and find other mindless goblins and nub orcs who will follow yoo, for yoo will have no more blindness spreading.

The grateful, Grunith Shuth.

Korlak cuts his shoulder and signs the paper in his own blood, a sign of the agreement.

Korlak

goods to hear you both join hope to meet up wit you both laters

Gurik Elvenstar

Kruuba writes his name on the parchment and goes off to find Grunith...



-Kruuba-

Me wif Kruuba and Dom tooday, and me heard shouts about someone getting eatin or someting, and den someting bout cabbage, so mes goes over to da cabbage, and me gets paralized. Me nub know who did it, but Dom tinks its nub Nilo 'cause his paralizess last longer dan wub mine did. Me hopes dis magik fool gets found soon. Stoopid magiks dat paralize for nub reason..


Korlak[/b]

hmm Nilo does have strong magics... Korlak... he might not know you wit Bloodskulls now.. Gorock ha sbeen chasing him lot and he is jus defending himself ill inform him of you and Kruuba joining

Gurik Elvenstar

Har har. If i had seen him i would have paralyzed him, because to my knowledge he is still chasing me. However, that was not me. Youd know if it WAS me thouugh i think Anyhow, does this mean you will stop hunting me Kruuba? I hope so, i not like running soo much.

~Nilo~

See's Nilo's message and grunts

Me nub know Nilo.


-Kruuba-

Kruuba meet in cave and tell mes why yoo chase him

Gurik Elvenstar

When Gurik?


-Kruuba

Tommorows

Gurik Elvenstar

He was in the rock tribe I think, and thats why he chased me, because Gru'kuk told him to. However, I shall forgive him, if he wont chase me any longer.

Skulls!

It get close to me birfday! Ten suns come after dis one!
Me tinks wes celebrate. Mes invites all Skulls to comes. Friends of Vera toos! Bring yous own beer doh, eh? Heh, Vera only has so much. Someone need brings hams n' cakes toos!!

Farebaa!

Chief Veralion, of the Bloodskull Clan

Well vera, I will try to get you the best present ion my current situation.

har har we gon has some funs

Grunith walks up the the town wall and sticks a leathery hide to the wall with a mischevious grin and writes on it then leaves with a loud guffaw. On it is continued on a sentence of Gurik's previous post:

Yub...we's going to have fun with the other leg of Val's Har!

Grunith Shuth