Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:26 am
What the fu.ck is wrong with you man?!Nitram wrote:Well... okay. I give you another info.
We are currently thinking about....
adding tobacco.
Nitram
Illarion.org
Online RPG
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Hoping to hear more about the Really Big Update
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:49 am
Will the Tavern become a non-smoking tavern??
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:16 am
I hope Salkamar is not that modern.
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:36 pm
As long as they still sell beer in that tavern.... and PLEASE, no Salkamaerian beer, but dwarven beer ^^.
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:38 pm
Okay. I can't hold it in any longer and since I'm no longer a member of the staff I can get away with spilling the beans on this new update!
The new update will have more of all the things you love the most, including but not limited to:
*A second skill cap that is based on a script that anticipates whether you're considering powergaming and if so not only keeps you from skilling but also logs you out of the game immediately.
*Female and male lizard graphics will be added revealing that female lizards are actually over ten feet taller than the other characters and take up 7x7 tiles.
*All currency is devalued and NPC's now only accept sibanac for purchases.
*Galim returns
*Rothmans become a new selectable race with their own graphic.
*Paperdolling but only for gnomes.
*A third skill cap that is based around a script that anticipates whether you're annoyed with the first or second skill cap then docks your skills and empties your depot.
*Pet system added, including riding animals, but in lieu of pet and horse graphics players are now able to train and ride orc player characters.
*Thirty seven new tools are added that alternatively must be placed in hand, in belt, in bag, on the ground, or not within fifteen squares of the player depending on the item being crafted.
*Slower skill gain and movement finally!
*!gm command changed to ban people who use it instantly.
*Background story rewritten. Game now based off of anime series Naruto.
*New AI programmed that gives Illarion the program the ability to develop itself. Illarion begins hunting for Sarah Conner.
*Removed script that disallows the wearing of armor during woodcutting.
*Added script that disallows the wearing of armor at all times except when woodcutting.
*A full series of background music added. All songs written by the band Journey and sung by our very own Fooser.
*Seventeen new diseases added to go along with flu including diabetes for those who only eat apples and syphilis for cybersex addicts.
The new update will have more of all the things you love the most, including but not limited to:
*A second skill cap that is based on a script that anticipates whether you're considering powergaming and if so not only keeps you from skilling but also logs you out of the game immediately.
*Female and male lizard graphics will be added revealing that female lizards are actually over ten feet taller than the other characters and take up 7x7 tiles.
*All currency is devalued and NPC's now only accept sibanac for purchases.
*Galim returns
*Rothmans become a new selectable race with their own graphic.
*Paperdolling but only for gnomes.
*A third skill cap that is based around a script that anticipates whether you're annoyed with the first or second skill cap then docks your skills and empties your depot.
*Pet system added, including riding animals, but in lieu of pet and horse graphics players are now able to train and ride orc player characters.
*Thirty seven new tools are added that alternatively must be placed in hand, in belt, in bag, on the ground, or not within fifteen squares of the player depending on the item being crafted.
*Slower skill gain and movement finally!
*!gm command changed to ban people who use it instantly.
*Background story rewritten. Game now based off of anime series Naruto.
*New AI programmed that gives Illarion the program the ability to develop itself. Illarion begins hunting for Sarah Conner.
*Removed script that disallows the wearing of armor during woodcutting.
*Added script that disallows the wearing of armor at all times except when woodcutting.
*A full series of background music added. All songs written by the band Journey and sung by our very own Fooser.
*Seventeen new diseases added to go along with flu including diabetes for those who only eat apples and syphilis for cybersex addicts.
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:45 pm
Yay.*Paperdolling but only for gnomes.
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:52 pm
Giddeyup*Pet system added, including riding animals, but in lieu of pet and horse graphics players are now able to train and ride orc player characters.
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:53 pm
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
#me drops dead, after convulsing and thoroughly crapping pants.
#me drops dead, after convulsing and thoroughly crapping pants.
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:06 pm
Protip: Never read funny threads during university lectures
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:56 pm
I added a couple for after the lecture to make up for any stink eye you got from your prof, Llama.Hadrian_Abela wrote:Protip: Never read funny threads during university lectures
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:20 pm
*laughs so hard* god...that really made my day, Aeghol ^.^
My favourites are the Rothman-Race and the Lizard females
My favourites are the Rothman-Race and the Lizard females
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:31 pm
There'd better be giant isopods 
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:35 pm
I called someone a Biromaniac today who was going on about burning pens.Tanistian_Kanea wrote:what's a 10/10?
But anyway, that's enough punishment for today.
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:27 pm
Will the Rothman graphics have "special" animations ?
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:28 pm
And will the rothman race have that new attribute called STD???
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:25 pm
Aegohl wrote:*Seventeen new diseases added to go along with flu including diabetes for those who only eat apples and syphilis for cybersex addicts.
O my god, I just laughed so loud my neibhours for sure think I've gone mad!!! I really do hope for that update
Will be so much fun to treat all those illnesses.... PS: I am very glad I did not read this in university. My profs might have stared me to death xD
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:30 pm
OMG I almost choked that was so funny! Especially the new diseases ..I'm still rolling on the floor in my mind!
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:14 pm
OMG what is becoming of Illarion? We have stoner NPC's, fat female lizards (Does my tail look big in this?) And a bunch of dirty sex adicts with std's... i hope your putting in a gum clinic 
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:18 pm
I especially like the "too-drunk-to-walk-" animation.
And the testclient's 3D-World-Switch (ctrl-alt-F11).
And the testclient's 3D-World-Switch (ctrl-alt-F11).
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:31 pm
wasnt it alt-F4??
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:13 am
No. Ctrl-alt-F11 turns on the 3D mode. Everyone knows that !
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:18 am
It was 3, D and F11.
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:27 am
Damn, I read that too late...Hadrian_Abela wrote:Protip: Never read funny threads during university lectures
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:41 pm
Okay another question then. Does anyone know how close it is?
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:43 pm
How long is a piece of string?Arvemor wrote:Okay another question then. Does anyone know how close it is?
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:56 pm
Oooh. Can I? Can I?Arvemor wrote:Okay another question then. Does anyone know how close it is?
Here goes!
When it's ready.
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:07 pm
I think in around 7 days, 6 hours, 5 minutes, 4 seconds...but i could be wrongArvemor wrote:Okay another question then. Does anyone know how close it is?
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:09 pm
*** three stars for the sarcasm-o-meter
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:09 pm
dwarfen time?Kranek wrote:I think in around 7 days, 6 hours, 5 minutes, 4 seconds...but i could be wrongArvemor wrote:Okay another question then. Does anyone know how close it is?
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:18 pm
Elventime, which means...7 years, 6 months, 5 days, 4 hours in human rl-time