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Training "Wie lockt man eine Echse?"
practice "How to attract a lizard?"


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Katharina Thorstar sagt: Gut... die Depots sind Portale
Katharina Thorstar sagt: Was, wenn man die Außenwand beschädigen würde?
Sarangerel sagt: Das Holz aus dem Depots gemacht werden ist von besonderer magischer güte.
Sarangerel sagt: Perfekt für transportmagie.
Sarangerel sagt: Würde es beschädigt verschwende auch das Portal.
Sarangerel sagt: Also zumindest is es eine methode ein depot herzustellen... Der magische Schnipp-schnapp-und-Hupps-weg-ist-er-Baum.
vote for Anerkennung dieses Namens und Einführen einer Grafik! :mrgreen:
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Made my Day. :mrgreen:

Q-wert wrote:

Please enjoy:

  • To this orcess a wasp is threatening to live. As dangerous as an assasin with knive.
    Should an insect following you turn on her, it is attempted murder, hear!

    She demands excuses should she feel wronged, over stings from such an insect spawned.
    Afraid of wasps, but ready to strike. Demanding duels with those she not likes.
    To her knightly is not: Shielding beauty, keeping the peace. Just decisions it also not is.
    To those wearing Houses cloak she needs introductions, else she rages and insults as she follows instructions.
    Feeling wronged she now sets out in rage, writing plump pieces of anger.
    Her parents should spank her.


    I am neither trained with weapons or magic, nor do I have armour thick.
    Indeed I do wear fine garments, have on me no arments.
    My skill is in word and quill. Am able to fend off an insect, still.
    Am I alone with a Ladyfriend, a beauty worth to defend,
    and a striped fiend disturbs, comes buzzing out of the herbs,
    I take a book, mighty or thin, open and clap it to trap the fiend within.
    Then I squish and the wasp is no more. Victory by letters, that is what I am for.


For my dear Readers and beautiful admiring Ladies,

  • ~Lettarius
    • Scribe of the House of the Sea Serpent
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Mine too Lia :lol:
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Tyan Masines whispers: I really am not the best in anything around here anymore. But that's fine.
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Exelous says: Then he is illiterate. And a thief... There is only one 'r' in Richard.
some time later...
Tyan Masines says: Can we talk about how Exelous stated that there was only /one/ R in RichaRd?
Jonathan Cain chuckles.
S'rrt K'shire says: To me he told three
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Lizzie says: Am I.. am i too late to join?

Ssar'ney says: Ss, ss... magizzzianss. Alwaysss late.

Djironnyma says: A mage attends ever at the time he - or she - plans to attend - a mage is never late

Let's be honest, someone had to say that. :D
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... ok, what?
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Katharina Ross wrote:Image

... ok, what?

Illarion chemistry lessons?
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Well... it was the fight-tournament :o

I guess it use to be "Ich ergebe mich" in german. Even if "Ausbeute" would be well, too. But I did not get the 1,60 g (75% d.Th.) :mrgreen:
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Absolute Yield (weight of the substance in grams): 1.60 g

The reaction provided a 75% yield percentage in comparison to an ideal 100% yield in a reaction.

Stay in school kids, and when in doubt, google it. 8)

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yield_(chemistry)
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Dantagon Marescot wrote:Absolute Yield (weight of the substance in grams): 1.60 g

The reaction provided a 75% yield percentage in comparison to an ideal 100% yield in a reaction.

Stay in school kids, and when in doubt, google it. 8)

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yield_(chemistry)
I always was bad in chemistry ^^
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Katharina Ross wrote:
I always was bad in chemistry ^^
me too. I never really understood it. ^^
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Super important mission-critical development meeting wrote: [14:25] <@Estralis> She proposed a name... I went like "Uhm, no, that was the name of my girlfriend during high school"... That was funny.
[14:25] <@Estralis> wrong channel ;-)
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Exelous says: Ever seen the... Naked cave?
Tyan Masines says: Yes.
Exelous says: Been inside?
Exelous says: I mean...
Tyan Masines says: I was shitfaced.. I don...
Tyan Masines says: What...
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Aufklärungsgespräch in Illarion.

...
Sefja sagt: Naja also Männer haben eine eh...Wie eine Schlange da unten zwischen den Beinen , Frauen ein...uhm Loch. Das muß ineinander
Sefja fährt sich verlegen durch das Haar.
Hri'ssna sagt: Sss ssschlangen? Sein diese Giftig, beissen oder würgelns meer?
...


Enlightenment talk in Illarion.

...
Sefja says: Well so men have an eh ... Like a snake down there between the legs, women a ... uhm hole. That must be in each other
Sefia strokes embarrassedly through her hair.
Hri'ssna says: Sss sssnakes? Are these poisonous, biting or durging sea?
...


:lol:
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Flint Stoneside says: This is my new friend Caesar
Kyre gazes at the man near Flint curiously
Flint Stoneside says: He is learning how to mine
Tialdin Elderking says: Be greeted Caesar
Groktan Flintsplit says: Got money for the Don?

NPC timing is always amazing.... Employee of the Month goes to Groktan! :lol:
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Caine Trevall says: She has no PULSE.
Orc says: you want to burn her as a witch?!
"Artimer" sighs.
Amanda Brightrim sighs.
Orc says: outrageous
Orc says: no pulse today pulse come back tomorrow
Orc says: !!
Groz facepalms.
Caine Trevall rubs his temple and takes a DEEP breath.
Orc says: wave your wand
Orc says: do some magic!!
Amanda Brightrim says: Dishonoring Lizzies corpse like this...
Orc says: chop chop
Orc stuff her mouth with bread
Amanda Brightrim draws a hammer from the bag she is carrying.
Caine Trevall says: THAT's it.
Orc says: have a bread roll
Amanda Brightrim says: If none of you are going to do it, I will.
Lizardman says: Ssss.....
"Artimer" wheels around.
Caine Trevall draws his sword and approaches the Orc.
"Artimer" says: 'Scuse me.
Orc says: what on earth
Orc says: help!!!
Orc says: this is the murderress
Orc says: she killed lizzie!!!!
Amanda Brightrim says: I will not tolerate him disrespecting my dead friend.
Lizardman says: Sss.. kmove out of city.. as fassst you can.. ss
Caine Trevall says: Listen, you leave NOW!
Orc shouts: call the cops
"Artimer" says: Out
"Artimer" says: Out!
Krukk Krakash says: ((gone logged off))

Chop chop :D
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Karrock wrote: ...
Orc says: no pulse today pulse come back tomorrow
Orc says: !!
....
Orc says: wave your wand
Orc says: do some magic!!
...
Orc says: chop chop
Orc stuff her mouth with bread
...
Orc says: have a bread roll
...
Orc says: what on earth
Orc says: help!!!
Orc says: this is the murderress
...
Orc shouts: call the cops
i'm still laughing at this, it's just such a masterpiece of RP!
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Found this while browsing my old logs for science.
Exactly my kind of juvenile humor. Ahh, those days.
Jefferson Gray says: Arcia, my dear business associate.
Jefferson Gray says: How goes it?
"Starling" waves to the elf
Arcia looks at the man in the hat.
Arcia says: Is that you Jefferson?
Krudash taps out a simple, catchy rhythm on the wooden table.
Jefferson Gray says: No.. I am.. Er... Mefferson.
Tyan Masines says: He thinks that green is his color.
Jefferson Gray says: Or... Kefferson?
"Starling" says: It's his party hat.
Tyan Masines says: Gefferson Jray.
Arcia says: Party hat indeed.
Jefferson Gray says: That's the one!
"Starling" chuckles
Tyan Masines says: Would be a good cover name.
Arcia says: How can I help you Gray?
Jefferson Gray says: That's why Tyan is my number one fella.

***

Tyan Masines says: Gefferson, please, we are negotiating here.
"Starling" chuckles
Jefferson Gray says: Very well, Myan.
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Eraisuithiel Celebrindal rolls her eyes.
Cedric Demelii says: Now.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: You certainly are a Demelii.
Cedric Demelii says: Damn right.
Cedric Demelii says: I will carry you, if I need to.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Your brother probably should have warned you that I don't take orders well.
Krudash snorts quietly.


That NPC timing is amazing sometimes...
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Tyan Masines wrote:Found this while browsing my old logs for science.
Exactly my kind of juvenile humor. Ahh, those days.
They were! :D
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Jacob lacht
Ranwyln says: wir saufen..
Ranwyln says: Verhaun irgendwelche Viecher
Ranwyln says: Saufen weiter
Ranwyln says: verhaun uns gegenseitig
Ranwyln says: sowas halt
Jacob füllt seinen Krug wieder auf
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Too much fun not to share!!! The first blade in question is a poisoned dagger, the second is a wooden one. :lol:

Eraisuithiel Celebrindal rolls her eyes, grinning at him. After a moment, she pulls the dagger from the table, though it takes her a couple of tries.
Cedric Demelii says: There we go.
Cedric Demelii says: Feels safer, hm?
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal studies the blade, turning it over a couple of times before chuckling.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: If I accidentally cut myself with this and die, you are explaining it to Leon.
Cedric Demelii groans quietly.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal digs around in her depot, finding a small sheath. She wrinkles her nose as she awkwardly guides the blade into it.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Weapons are not my strong point.
Cedric Demelii says: Pointy end goes away from you.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal laughs.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: That explains why my hands hurt so much when I train!
Marianne Forgeron says: Nice weather today!
Cedric Demelii says: Gods..
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins at him, her amber eyes dancing with amusement.
Cedric Demelii rubs at his forehead but can't help but chuckle.
Groktan Flintsplit says: I am the Lord of Kerching!
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Are you still glad you didn't kill me?
Cedric Demelii says: Sounds like you'd do it for me if you trained for long enough.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal chuckles, placing the dagger in her depot and pulling back like it might bite her.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Most likely.
Cedric Demelii says: Well now I'm not sure if I've made you safer or put you in harms way with that thing...


Cedric Demelii says: You know what.. just, use this for now.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal laughs.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: I could still give myself a splinter with that!
Cedric Demelii begins to unbuckles his chest plate and pull on a more comfortable shirt.
Cedric Demelii says: Come on. I'm teaching you how to stab me.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal raises a brow.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Wait... what?
Cedric Demelii waves for her to follow.
Cedric Demelii says: Come on!
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Valerio Guilianni says: Arrrr
Valerio Guilianni says: We have new chancelors!
Gretel Goldhair spits on the ground.
Oxiana glares at Gretel.
The age of the machines taking over has begun, people.
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Matron wrote:
[...] or I browse the forums to stalk Artimer [...]
Real talk, Matron is pretty kind, and generally good hearted. I miss Matron, but am so proud for the work and effort going on in their life. Keep it up.
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Sardon Atarka farts
You hear: ~ Some of the trees start to whither and die ~
Sardon Atarka pauses a moment looking around and looking back at the tree he was about to cut down and hisses.
Sardon Atarka says: Kssh.. the Arjoona's trout dissh musst be bad for treess *rubs his bare stomach a moment thoughtfully*
Sardon Atarka says: Ss, wassn't thiss one
Lhosseth says: Greetings Sardon
Sardon Atarka walks by fiegning innocence.
Lhosseth says: What wasn't you, Sardon?
Sardon Atarka says: Ss... nothing. *keeps walking*
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From the Mas fun last night. Backstory: Kyre and Era were tending to an injured Eyeris. They had just kicked all of the men out so they could remove her armor and have a look at the injury. NPC timing is an amazing thing sometimes!

Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Help me with this armor? You're probably more skilled with these contraptions than I am...
Kyre says: Ahhh..
Kyre says: Alright
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: And if you break it... Oxi will have to fix it.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins.
Kyre immediately starts reaching for the clasps to undo one after the other... "Oxi should repair this dent anyway"
Groktan Flintsplit says: Payday!
"Eyeris" sighs in relief "That's better"
Kyre whispers: Eyeris.. I will have you know I am a witch but put no spells on anyone from Galmair so don't worry.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Groktan, if I catch you peeking.... Cedric taught me to gut a Demelii. You have less distance to travel from bottom to top!
Kyre finishes undoing the armor
Kyre places her back to the door and grabs her wand "He won't dare"
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