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I couldn't stop laughing! "Woman" is Cora

Woman says: It prolly is pretty easy, but I think it's painful too. My mama used to get real mad at me sometimes and say she didn't go through hours of pain just so
Woman says: *so's I could backtalk her.
Samantha Stoneridge says: Just keep breathing...
Woman says: You don't even gotta do anything, I bet it comes right out.
Woman says: I don't think you're allowed to try and keep it in there.
Evie Pryler says: Hours.. *repeats the words but keeps breathing* I wanted to keep it in.. they told me I couldnt!
Hannah Shepard turns a piece of meat roasting over the fire.
Samantha Stoneridge laughs softly.
Samantha Stoneridge says: She would keep growing... you don't want a full grown adult in there, do you?
Woman says: Then maybe you shouldn'ta didn't get pregnant, huh?
Woman giggles.
Evie Pryler says: This is all Pierres fault!!
Evie Pryler says: Someone go find him!
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Gespräch beim spielen.

"Nein die Monster können nicht aus der Höhle"
Nachwuchs: "Ja du hast die Leiter mitgenommen."


Jetzt wissen wir warum Monster uns niemals hinauf folgen können. Wie auch, wenn wir die leitern klauen. xD
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:lol:

Tyan Masines says: Lizards. I've always liked them. And with good reason. You realized they are the only people being able to run around without pants all day and nobody bats an eye? Freedom incarnate.
Samantha Stoneridge blushes before laughing.
Samantha Stoneridge says: Oh my.... I'd never thought of that.
Tyan Masines says: You have now, and you shall until the end of time. My apologies for that. I better take my leave now. I wish productive wedding.. planning.. time and good health in general.
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Me: I like how lizards have their own circlejerk.
Me: "Praise the mother" "YESS YESS PRAISSSEE HEEER" :D
PO Teptoc: It is their way of playing "marco - polo"
PO Teptoc: "MOTHER"
PO Teptoc: "PRAIIIISE"
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Zelphyra quickly examines him for wood, here and there touching him worried with her soft snout
Zelphyra says: *wounds
O_o best typo I've seen in a while.
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A translators work at it's best.

Juumajin sagt: So stick your rules in your tiny arse I'm going to kill you now. Run like a coward if you want but I will come and get you one day.
"Sammy Goldlieb" sagt: Blablabla, Orkzeuchs, er wird dir töt'n.
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Everybody loves a good NPC timing.
Jonathan Cain: "He seems to think that, as a human, he has all sorts of rights that the government has to respect.
Arcia: "Rights? He must be from Gynk or Albar."
Jonathan Cain: "Smells like a gynk."
Morri covers his nose and shows his tongue, "Yuck!"
Jonathan Cain: "See? Even Morri can smell it!"
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Evie Pryler shouts: give him bulbsponges!
Azure says: and I'm the evil one
Marcel Metalfeet grins


Ashley Marideth blackreigns says: time for some food
Hannah Shepard: says this is the best dish I have ever made
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Djironnyma über eine Entschiedung

Djironnyma: hitzköpfige Fanatiker
Djironnyma about a decision

Djironnyma: Hot headed fanatics
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Teptoc Dumbledore wrote: Thiss one alwayss thought that fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
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Looking through some old chat logs, this was the last thing Guy heard on Gobaith, if i remember right. Jarmal was the NPC at the docks
Guy Mitchell: Farewell, Gobaith. You have been both gentle, and harsh.
Guy Mitchell turns and boards the ship, shaking his head slightly.
Jarmal sighs.
Jarmal: Glad I don't live here.
Jarmal: Oh wait.. yes I do.
Titus Marcelius raises his hand and waves it.
Jarmal: .. Nevermind.
Jarmal: Farewell.
Jarmal: Aye, Landrat.
Jarmal: Hey, what did you call me?!
Jarmal: Oh, right, my name.
Jarmal: Yeah, okay, bye.
Jarmal: Aye, Landrat.
Guy Mitchell looks over his shoulder. "Come aboard, if you wish."
Jarmal: Sorry, I can't guys.
Jarmal: My shoes are nailed to the floor.
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Ashbell giggles, "You are so precious. I love your voice."
Advari Stonebog starts to sing with a throaty voice. 'Hi ho! Hi hah! Hi ho! Hi Hah!'
Ashbell says: By Sirani! Shut up Advari
Sometimes npc autoemotes can be hilarious. :D
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Kleiner Zusammenschnitt:
Ranwyln setzt nen Hut auf
Katharina Thorstar beäugt den Hut und legt den Kopf schief
Katharina Thorstar sagt: Wieso tragen so viele Männer zur Zeit eigentlich Spitzhüte? Ist das wegen dem Aushang an der Hanfschlinge?
Ranwyln sagt: da is nen Aushang ?
Jacob sagt: Was hängt da?
Katharina Thorstar sagt: Da hängt ein Zettel, dass ein Mann einen Mann sucht
Ranwyln sagt: ich vermeide es zu lesen das is nich gut für die Augen....
Ranwyln sagt: dann würd ich nen Kleid tragen und nich nen Hut
Katharina Thorstar sagt: Und Männer die Interesse haben einen bunten Spitzhut tragen sollen um sich zu erkennen zu geben
Ranwyln sagt: oh
Ranwyln nimmt den Hut ab
Jacob lacht
Katharina Thorstar sagt: Das ist nichts wofür du dich schämen müsstest, Ran
Ranwyln verstaut den Hut weit unten in seiner Kiste..

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Jacob sagt: Leute, ich muss mich mal hinlegen.
Ranwyln sagt: ich leg mich dazu..
Ranwyln grinst und zerrt den Hut wieder hervor
Jacob sagt: Komm mit, Ran!
Jacob sagt: Mein Zimmer hat ne schöne Badewanne!
Katharina Thorstar sagt: Ew... viel Spaß
Ranwyln sagt: Gute nacht Kat...
Jacob lacht
Ranwyln sagt: ja Badewanne klingt gut..
Jacob sagt: Gute Nacht.
Das kam unerwartet, hat mich aber zum Lachen gebracht :mrgreen:
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Banduk wets himself
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Opale: 170 Fische
Opale: Ich kann kein fisch mehr sehnen
Gurzad Gutri: Good thing we don't live in a desert! HAH!
Npc timing.. wow..

Bring back the fish to Cadomyr! Now even the NPCs in Galmair are mocking them for it! lmao :lol:
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Sicherheit
Ein Ork versuchte Katharina Thorstar zu bedrohen und bestechen. Dieser Ork wurde seit dem nicht mehr wieder gesehen.

Security
An orc tried to blackmail and threaten Katharina Thorstar. This orc didn't showed up again.
:twisted:
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Katharina Ross wrote:
Sicherheit
Ein Ork versuchte Katharina Thorstar zu bedrohen und bestechen. Dieser Ork wurde seit dem nicht mehr wieder gesehen.

Security
An orc tried to blackmail and threaten Katharina Thorstar. This orc didn't showed up again.
:twisted:
Everything can change :wink:
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Alrik Grimler says: Orange juice normally doesn't make women wet. After three or four bottles of rum... There could happen something more.
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Azure Lynch says: if you dont have a scar go hunting with evie
Leon Demelii says: First mistake.
Azure Lynch says: always
Leon Demelii says: Never go hunting with her.
"Briar" says: Your sister?
Azure Lynch says: unless you want to be eating by dragons
Azure Lynch says: aye
Leon Demelii says: Go hunting with Leon and you come back safe.....ish.
Azure Lynch says: yeah that sounds so much better
"Briar" says: Are you a hunter too?
Leon Demelii says: I bet I've killed more dragons than you've seen in your life.
"Briar" says: I have never seen a dragon.
Azure Lynch says: yeah well i bet ive see there insides more than you
Leon Demelii says: I in fact have a dragon.
Leon Demelii says: Because you got eaten by them?
Leon Demelii says: Second mistake, never stand in front of them.
Azure Lynch says: briar they are nice and dangerous
"Briar" nods seriously.
"Briar" says: Why do you have one, then? With a wife and child....
Leon Demelii says: Five child.
Leon Demelii says: children***
Azure Lynch says: i only get eaten cause some new fighter trying to make a name for themselve about to get killed so i have to save them
Leon Demelii says: Third mistake.... let the rookie take the hit.
"Briar" nods, frowning again, and backs away into the kitchen.
Leon Demelii says: Shall we continue?
You hear: Yes please! I need to learn!
Leon Demelii winks at Azure
Azure Lynch says: yeah but then we would run out of numbers
Leon Demelii says: I only jest.
Leon Demelii looks around.
Bula Glasha says: Yubba, da Don be pleased if yus helps mes.
Azure Lynch says: first dont trust leon
"Briar" nods.
Leon Demelii grins
"Briar" says: #e goes into her depot, takes a quill and parchment, and writes this down.
Leon Demelii says: Don't trust Leon.... said the man that gets eaten by dragons?
"Briar" says: *#me
Azure Lynch says: what. its all i could think of. im getting old
"Briar" starts to fill buckets.
Leon Demelii says: I do miss you, fella.
Leon Demelii says: In all honesty.
Groktan Flintsplit takes out a notebook and rules out a line: 'Reminded!'
Azure Lynch says: i did to if you were still around a few months back i might not have moved my family to cady
Leon Demelii says: Gah.
Azure Lynch says: so briar what do you want to learn
Leon Demelii says: What is in Cadomyr?
Azure Lynch says: redemption
Azure Lynch says: for me
Leon Demelii says: Fair enough.
"Briar" frowns. "The rules. Like 'Don't trust Leon.' What comes next?"
Leon Demelii says: For the love of the gods.
Azure Lynch bust out laughing
Leon Demelii says: THAT is what you took from this whole thing!?
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“People pontificate, "Suicide is selfishness." Career churchmen like Pater go a step further and call in a cowardly assault on the living. Oafs argue this specious line for varying reason: to evade fingers of blame, to impress one's audience with one's mental fiber, to vent anger, or just because one lacks the necessary suffering to sympathize. Cowardice is nothing to do with it - suicide takes considerable courage. Japanese have the right idea. No, what's selfish is to demand another to endure an intolerable existence, just to spare families, friends, and enemies a bit of soul-searching.”
― David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas
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Hew Keenaxe says: An .. well na comfortable question...
Hew Keenaxe says: Did ya lay an egg or do it tha normal ways?
Camarisa laughs, surprised.
Samantha Lynch looks at him wide-eyed, her cheeks flushing.
Samantha Lynch says: What?
Hew Keenaxe says: A fair question, na can bes ta sure bout ya hubby.
Samantha Lynch says: Oh dear...
Camarisa says: She might not know the normal way, Hew. It's her first baby.

:lol:
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From IRC wrote: Karrock: I found most biggest bug in game today.
Artimer: Oh yeah?
Karrock: cow respawns in my office
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OK, Ich hab mich immer schon gewundert, wo die ganzen Untoten herkommen.
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Quote of the attacked char who made me angry to attack him ->
Much fun with the gm's
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Just Runewick things....
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Ulquiorra Dreadhart says: You can't run forever..
"Rinaio" takes careful aim, hitting his target with precision and power.
"Rinaio" says: Attack, Titus!
"Rinaio" says: I am a Ranger
"Rinaio" says: I can
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it is true , or? :D

Translate:

Sarney: Ss! Warm Rain !
Sefja: Then the armor rusts
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