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I feel sorry for male Dwarfs

Post by Kincent Nolatri »

I've been playing for a few weeks now & I've notice that I haven't seen one female Dwarf.How real can it be when there a male dwarfs walking around but not even one female, that is unless you belive Tollkien's theory that female dwarfs stay undergound & are almost never seen
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Post by Elaralith »

Dwarves rarely marry....they are too preoccupied with their work.
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Post by Kincent Nolatri »

yes I know, but how they reproduce with out any female Dwarfs. i just find it very strange
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Post by Mishrack »

Oh trust me, Kincent, there be many dwarven maidens.
Thing is, their beauty is so great that we must keep them away from the other races, otrherwise ye'd all jump on them, and there'd be none left for us dwarves.
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Post by Kincent Nolatri »

O'really so how beautful are they because I'm aviable, no just kidding
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... Please... will you stop spamming the boards?
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Post by Rynt »

There probably are female dwarves out there. They just look male.
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Post by Caranthir the great »

Wrong.
Male and female dwarves look different.
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Post by Shi'voc »

maybe it's just that the femal dwarfs look so disgusting that the dwarfs don't want anyone to find out? ;)
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Post by Zerbus »

to reproduce... dwarfs dig a hole and do some odd stuff to it :lol:
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Ah right, thaty does it. Ye'll all have yer heads cut off then.
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Fear not. My coming of age party begins soon!

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Post by Belegi »

Belegi smiles gently as she reads this post.

My dear, oh my dear!
Of course there are female dwarves, yet we are few. Those of us who dwell down there in Silverbrand are seldom seen on the surface, but if you ask nice you can visit us down there in our eternal halls.

Yours sincerly
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Post by paul laffing »

I have seen a couple of female dwarves, and to tell you the truth... I prefer female humans. :D But why is this in the general forum and not the RP forum?
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Post by Mishrack »

Can we all stop talking about our females please?
Go drool at yer own kind.
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Post by Kincent Nolatri »

I saw some female Dwarfs...........and all I have to say is sure Mishrack I'll go drool over my own kind.....or maybe Elfs :wink:
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Post by Brendan Mason »

What about female Hobbits or Orcs? :lol:

Anyway...that hole theory is pretty gross...
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Post by Mishrack »

hmm...
Female Halflings - too small compared
Female Humans - blonde
Female elfs - erhm... let's see... a ncie way of saying it... need a beauty salon? and a tan...
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Post by Kincent Nolatri »

umm. Mishrack you forgot.
Female dwarfs- to few.
Female lizardmen- I'm just not going to say anything.
so what does that leave us with.............
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Post by paul laffing »

Mishrack wrote: Female Humans - blonde
So? They're still mad hot, and you don't want them too intelligent. :wink: :D
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Post by Kincent Nolatri »

@paul, Amen.
O I found out what that leaves us with, female Humans (who cares if their blonde)
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Post by Miliae »

Mishrack wrote:Female elfs - erhm... let's see... a ncie[sic] way of saying it... need a beauty salon? and a tan...

:x

Rude.
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Post by paul laffing »

Only speak the truth. :D
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Post by Kincent Nolatri »

well is there any other race with beautful female's, that we don't know about, maybe the GM's are holding out on us....
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Post by paul laffing »

I'm still waiting for the female faeries to come out. :wink: :D
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Post by Kincent Nolatri »

Yes...the faries I almost forgot that their being "made".....guess I'll just wait for them *laughs*
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Post by Yuzukaa »

Has anyone said anything about Female Orcs? :wink: But it is true that there aren't many female dwarvs :(
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Post by Salathe »

yea we need some succubus
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Post by Yuzukaa »

Salathe what are succubus? :?
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Post by paul laffing »

Demon sort of thingies... hard to explain. They were the reason for nightmares in some kind of mythology... Roman?
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