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Rogan Thorgrim
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Post by Rogan Thorgrim »

LOOKING FOR A WIFE


Requirements:

1. The ability to cook.
2. No answering back.
3. To clean my beard and clothes, once a week.
4. Any race.
5. Female.
6. To perform other womanly services every now and then. Must be sufficiently fertile.

Payment:

10 silver coins every Tenday.

Applicants may leave their names beneath this parchment, or send me a dove.

Signed: Rogan Thorgrim
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Arvemor
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Post by Arvemor »

Meh apply if yoo willin to wave numbah 5! Can still perfurm services.
-Krazen
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Rogan Thorgrim
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Post by Rogan Thorgrim »

-Krazen

Can you give birth? If not, I can still hire you but without number six. You will also be paid 50 coppers a tenday instead of 10 silvers.

-Rogan Thorgrim
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Fraerno
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Post by Fraerno »

I like to help old men out.
Call me when you want me.
Maybe you are a bit more open concerning the price.

and....here is a little picture of me. Enjoy it!

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Kiss ** ...Amuza
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Pyrrho
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Post by Pyrrho »

I've everything but number 5.

Dove me

Brer Beothach the Godmen
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