In dese days dere nub can beh more honor to any being den being an orc! Being memberr ob da Horde!
Yesterrrday's meeting wus more success den Orcs could dream ob!
Listen to whub hab happened!
- X Lead by our mighty Shaman Grakir, da Horde prayed to our holy Father! Once again his Messenger heard our call! He came and blessed all ob us!
X He blessed da oomie Olive by giving her the chance to become member ob da clan! He gave her a snake she has to wear fer tree weeks! Da snake wit da strength and wisdom ob our ancestors! Dis snake whub make her body and thoughts clear!
X Oomie Olive gave her chield, Nara, to da Horde! Dis beh sign dat she wunt live wit da Orcs! Ib she eburr shall betray da Orcs, Nara stays wit us while Olive whub beh feel da vengeance ob da Orcs!
X Da Warlord received a holy gift from da Messenger! An axe more powerful den any otturr weapon on dis isle! It shall make all our enemies feel da strength ob da Orcs!
X We allowed a lizarrd to stay wit us! Da Messenger safed da life ob dis creature! Da deeds ob da Messenger we nub can albays understand, but it surly whub brring honorr and benefit to us! Da lizard owes us his life!
X An oomie intrudder saw da holy mass! We captured him and jailed hims! He shall beh slave according to da words ob da mighty Messenger!
X Da Orcs hab taken whub beh ours! Some pig from da desert town now beh ours! Great huntn dis wus! Eberryone fearreed da Orcs!
Fer dose whoo nub could attend: Nub worry!
More meeting whub come!
Meh glad beh to hab such brave and honorrable bruddahs and sistahs!
May 'his' blessing last fer eburrr!
Rugh!