Hilfe bei meinem Klohaus/Help by my toilethouse.

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Werner von Mintraching
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Hilfe bei meinem Klohaus/Help by my toilethouse.

Post by Werner von Mintraching »

Hallo liebe Mitspieler,

wie der Eine oder der Andere mit bekommen hat, steht östlich von Trolls nun ein Klohaus.
Werner von Mintraching hat sich erlaubt Hygiene nach Gobiath zu bringen.
Dieser Tage ist es in einigen Toiletten Sitte, mehr oder minder geistreiche Sprüche an zu bringen.

Da ich ein realistisches Klohaus versuche zu betreiben, versuche ich auch das in diesem Klohaus um zu setzen. In der alten Sprache habe ich bereits einiges gefunden aber für die neue brauche ich noch Hilfe.

Vieleicht könnte auch jemand diesen Hilfeaufruf auch in die neue Sprache übersetzten dann kommen von da Hilfen.

Ich bevorzuge Sprüche die schon ein gewisses Niveau nicht unterschreiten also die eher geistreicheren.
Für Eure Mithilfe bin ich an dieser Stelle sehr dankbar.

Gruß

Werner

PS. Wenn ihr mir die Texte per PM zukommen lassen könntet wäre toll dann haben die Anderen IG noch was zu lesen. *fiesgrins*
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Post by Enwell van Illdoran »

das ist mal ne geile idee..
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Post by Taeryon Silverlight »

Wie wäre es wenn du die deutschen mal postest? dann könnten wir die einfach übersetzen.
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Post by Werner von Mintraching »

Naja,

zum einen:
Wenn ihr mir die Texte per PM zukommen lassen könntet wäre toll dann haben die Anderen IG noch was zu lesen.
Wäre doch ungeschickt wenn ich alles hier schon raus posaune.

und zum anderen:

Haben solche Sprüche oft Reime oder Bezüge in der Sprache aus der sie stammen, die sich nicht so einfach in eine andere Sprache mit nehmen lassen.

Hier ein Beispiel.

<beispiel>Verehrte Herren und Damen, scheißt nicht auf den Rahmen, sondern in die Mitte, das ist bei uns so Sitte.</beispiel>
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Post by Werner von Mintraching »

ähm Gut selber schuld. nun versuche ich es selbst ins Englische zu übersetzen!

Hello lovely Withplayer,

how some of you noticed, is now in the east of Trolls Bane a toilethouse.
Werner von Mintraching tryed to bring higienic to Gobiath.
To day is it usual that you can finde a lot of mottoes some ingenious some not.

In cause i plane to make a realistic toilethouse, i try to make some writngs on the toilet wall also. I got enough in the old language but i need some in the new language and there fore i would need the help of some nativspeaker.
I found the german mottoes throug google but i cant find em in english anyway. May be the english speaking persons got more luk with it.

I would prefer the mottoes they ar not to low leveled.

Would you please be so kinde to send me some via PM so that the players got some thing to read IG?

Thanks a lot

Werner
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Post by Juliana D'cheyne »

Not being sure quite what you are looking for, perhaps post the ones you had in mind in German and a similar one could be found for English?
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Post by Werner von Mintraching »

I got one in german a before
<beispiel>Verehrte Herren und Damen, scheißt nicht auf den Rahmen, sondern in die Mitte, das ist bei uns so Sitte.</beispiel>
but i will give You an english example also.

by the way this will be the last i post as i sayed i want to wirte em in the toilett not here.

<example>
Some come here to shit and stink,
some come here to sit and think.
I come here to count my balls
and read the writing on the walls.
</example>
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Post by Lrmy »

I am so confused right now it is not even funny.
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Post by AlexRose »

I don't think that's really appropriate.
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Post by Executor »

He needs toilet writings. It is obvious that there is some deeper meaning behind the toilethouse... Jusst give him some nice sayings in english.
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Post by Kundra »

roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like to read,
When making poo-poo...
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Post by Asesino »

He prefers to get the writings per PM. In order to make the sayings a bit surprising for everyone.
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Post by Werner von Mintraching »

Kundra wrote:roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like to read,
When making poo-poo...
Thank You

Asesino wrote:He prefers to get the writings per PM. In order to make the sayings a bit surprising for everyone.
Indeed i want to give every one the chance to figure IG out whats there to read. I think it would be funnier as to read it here, isnt it?
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Post by AlexRose »

These are all lame.

I.P Freely is your standard one.
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Post by Werner von Mintraching »

Versteh ich da was falsch oder flamt der gerade wiedermal?
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Post by Pellandria »

flamt nur.
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Post by Werner von Mintraching »

Des is eine traurige Kreatur, kann nichts beisteuern als gift.
Hoffentlich ist der mit sich selbst mehr zufrieden wie mit den andern.
Die arme Sau.
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Post by Baiyan Trading Company »

Werner von Mintraching wrote:Des is eine traurige Kreatur, kann nichts beisteuern als gift.
Hoffentlich ist der mit sich selbst mehr zufrieden wie mit den andern.
Die arme Sau.
Erm.. das war ein bisschen gemein. Zumal er es nicht versteht.
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Post by Jupiter »

Alex was not spamming.

I.P

I ( Ich ) pee ( pipi machen ) -> Ich mache pipi.
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Post by Baiyan Trading Company »

Ich glaube das "freely" gehörte auch noch dazu :)
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Post by Kaila Galathil Travinus »

Are these things that will be said ig? I am a little confused on the purpose....... already I think the sayings at the pig pen are irritating at best. (Just an opinion of one)
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Kaila Galathil wrote:Are these things that will be said ig? I am a little confused on the purpose....... already I think the sayings at the pig pen are irritating at best. (Just an opinion of one)
You n00b just shut urr mouff!
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Post by Kaila Galathil Travinus »

Lrmy wrote:
Kaila Galathil wrote:Are these things that will be said ig? I am a little confused on the purpose....... already I think the sayings at the pig pen are irritating at best. (Just an opinion of one)
You n00b just shut urr mouff!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :wink:

from the pig pen.... sighs
Kaila Galathil looks at the woman and nods to her smiling "hello"
Someone (1356222867): hello
Kaila Galathil sits on the grass again watching her leathers dry
Kaila Galathil: You still feel a little hungry
Kaila Galathil: You still feel a little hungry
Someone farts
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Post by AlexRose »

Gloarn farts.
William Elderberry dives for cover.
This was when there was a fire next to Gloarn xD .

And yes: I.P. Freely = I pee freely. Used to be a really common thing to find on bathroom walls.
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I cup

I see you pee.
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Post by Werner von Mintraching »

Okay i got it now.

I thought it can be funny if there would be some ting to find and to examine and if there is some thing you can laugh about it.

I was told it wouldnt benefit the game so you wount find any writings.
I pickt up that the game got to keep serius and austere.

Okay i can deal with it, but now i understand more the developers if they loos motivation.
Some got an idea who sounds not to bad, he ask for help and like in a usual forum the most tear it apart and diskus about a lot of thing and the sense behind the thread.

Thanks for the help i get

Werner
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Post by Rosendil »

'Echte' Männer pinkeln im Stehen ... ich hoffe das ist auf Deinem Klo auch erlaubt!

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'Real' men pee while they are standing ... hope that this is allowed in your toilet!
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