To Gaurds

Turonga Mudwater · Post by **Turonga Mudwater** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:18 am

Stephun, ur gaurd hus tryd tu ban Turonga fuur nuthun an Turonga b mad. Me tirud of gaurds treetun orcs be scuum! Stehpun neeed b rumoved frum gaurds. He se long ear atak me, but try ban me. he dus not ban long ear fur atakin in toun. stephun b unfar and orc hatin.

Turonga Mudwater

Karguk Inkathurg · Post by **Karguk Inkathurg** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:21 am

Well look in the mirror for a mintute and watch how you act around the people of the town ( No offense). We only ban you if you do something wrong. Now tell us what what you did before you just say ban me for something dat i didn't do.

Karguk Inkathurg

Retlak · Post by **Retlak** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:24 am

Stephen is racist fool, soon we be sending him back tuh the dead where he came froms so nub need be worrying bout him much longer.

Retlak

Gort Greegog · Post by **Gort Greegog** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:30 am

How come it seem ebery orc now that nub oomie lovin, hates Stephen? Maybe cause he racist ginst reel orcs.

Crunk

Karguk Inkathurg · Post by **Karguk Inkathurg** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:32 am

*Winks*

I not really oomie loving i just not a killer.

Karguk Inkathurg

Recruit of the Town Guard

Poots · Post by **Poots** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:46 am

Lady orc, the reason he attacked you, was because you spit on him. I'm sure if I were to spit on any orc at all, I would be heading to the cross soon. and he only gave you a smack, you killed him. you also wern't even banned. stop complaining.

~Allen~

Arameh · Post by **Arameh** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:02 am

You wanted to get banned Turonga, he told you he gave you as chance, but you just done like you wanted to get banned.
_____________________________
Fourth Knight Arameh of Kallahorn

Gort Greegog · Post by **Gort Greegog** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:05 am

She makin fun ob joo, dumb oomie.

Crunk

Ereaes · Post by **Ereaes** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:10 am

This has nothing to do with racism. But nice addition Gort.

Revlen,
Captain of the guard

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:11 am

There are plenty of orcs I can name that I am fine with, and for Stephen and the guards as well. None of them have walked into town and killed, assaulted, harassed everyone in their sight, and freed criminals from prison. Interesting, yes?

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Turonga Mudwater · Post by **Turonga Mudwater** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:27 am

thiss not ubut racisum ur nun of thut. Gaurds hate orcs, thut fakt. Thus ubut stephun. Stephun nut fair an nut neeed be gaurd.

an yo armuh neeed put ur pen doun bcause u wus nut thur. an allen need nut write nothun. Long ear want swing swurds wit turonga, thun so b ut, Turonga wil swing swurds. But long ear nut punushed when Turonga be baned! Long Ear sturt fight, long ear be baned. But nuh, long ear nut baned.

Turonga

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:31 am

What led to you being banned, Turonga?

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Garett Gwenour · Post by **Garett Gwenour** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:50 am

The elven man Qill who is constantly lost, (at his best times), hit Turonga once; he did this because Turonga had insulted him as she does to everyone and spit upon him. I was going to reprimand him for it as he ran away from Turonga and did apologize for it. Turonga however pursued the elven man and cut him in half unmercifully.
Thus she was banned. Qill however being the true gentleman he is did not want her banned because he felt he had been in the wrong. And thus Turonga was not banned.

Stephen Rothman

Retlak · Post by **Retlak** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:02 pm

I dont bans yoo when you chase meh for ages tryin to kill meh unmercifully does i? dis is just down to stupidity, nub thinking befor yoo say stuff.

Retlak

Ereaes · Post by **Ereaes** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:53 pm

Retlak, your one to speak of intellegence, you were with a band of raiders and crimials and were jailed. You escaped and when we chase you down we , at least I always give you a chance to turn yourself in peacefully. So dont go about spatting false trueths and hope that some might listen, your moaning and complaining fall apon deaf ears. As for Turonga, humans are not all racist against orcs, that is just a convenient excuse for you, and speaking of racism, how many times have orcs walked into town spouting things such as "Stupid oomie" "Dumb OOmie" and more? Excately my point. Hardly ever do you see a human walk up to an orc (as orcs do to humans all the time ) and say "stupid orc". Again if you doubt this logic come within town borders, and simply watch as orcs continually assult humans in both word and deed, and watch the human reaction. Turonga, Stephan is not in the guard, Stephan is Govener of the town, but is no guard. Ret speaks of lads needing to think befor they speak, and so i am saying the same thing.

Revlen,
Captain of the guard.

Siegfried Schtauffen · Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:53 am

Karguk Inkathurg wrote:*Winks*

I not really oomie loving i just not a killer.

Karguk Inkathurg

Recruit of the Town Guard

I don't believe you are a recruit just yet?

Signed,
Lance Dragonwill

Ereaes · Post by **Ereaes** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:23 am

Karguk is of the guard, he is a recruit as much as you are Dragonwill.

Revlen,
captain of the guard

Siegfried Schtauffen · Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:22 pm

Ereaes wrote:Karguk is of the guard, he is a recruit as much as you are Dragonwill.

Revlen,
captain of the guard

I am sorry sir, according to the parchment before it looked to say that I was the only recruit, I did not realize you had updated it. Forgive me of my actions.

Signed,
Lance Dragonwill
Respectful of the Town of Troll's Bane.

Crothu Inkathurg · Post by **Crothu Inkathurg** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:32 am

Turonga Mudwater wrote:thiss not ubut racisum ur nun of thut. Gaurds hate orcs, thut fakt. Thus ubut stephun. Stephun nut fair an nut neeed be gaurd.

an yo armuh neeed put ur pen doun bcause u wus nut thur. an allen need nut write nothun. Long ear want swing swurds wit turonga, thun so b ut, Turonga wil swing swurds. But long ear nut punushed when Turonga be baned! Long Ear sturt fight, long ear be baned. But nuh, long ear nut baned.

Turonga

Dis is true Turonga. Guards hat us. Bad enough that me fodder is of da guards.

Crothu Inkathurg

GorgeBloodstench · Post by **GorgeBloodstench** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:58 pm

THeir doom be comings, Turonga, nub worry about dat. Dey will pay dearly fer da orcs dey have wronged!

War is Good,
GORGE

Ereaes · Post by **Ereaes** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:34 pm

We have wronged no orcs, we have banned and imprisoned those that have murdered innocents and other such acts. We would have done persicley the same thing had they been human or dwarf or elf. And Gorge, if you wish to make war apon the town, then call together what ever force you can muster and try, because in the end the results of battle your force will be destroyed and i will personally see to it that your head no longer resides on your shoulders.

Revlen,
captain of the guard

Retlak · Post by **Retlak** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:53 pm

A man walks up to the board and writes something small down

The Orc Retlak says: The town forces have not yet matched the orcs.