Lizzie's Liquid Containers

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Liz
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Lizzie's Liquid Containers

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"See through glass, see the quality"

Do you like glass? Of course you do. It's see through. it's reflecive, it's MAGNIFYING. What's not to love?

But it's got an amazing property as well. It can be shaped! It can be made to hold things! I bet that fine wine you're drinking right now is in a glass bottle. and i probably made it!

But by now you're thinking. "This is a pretty good bottle. I could use a few of these as a wedding gift, or just to show my wife i love her."

Well you're in luck!

I'm selling my fine bottles at well below their value! because i think they should be shared with everyone!

i can't sell them any cheaper or i'd be broke!

Here's the prices!

Large Glass bottle - Three Silvers! (Only three?)
Ink bottle - Two Silvers! (You don't need to be a scholar to know that's a good deal!)
Juice bottle - Four Silvers! (Only the juice will get squeezed, not your purse!)
Rum bottle - Five Silvers! (I don't know what's sweeter, the sugar, or the price!)
Oil bottle(Empty) - Eight Silvers! (Now that's slick!)
Oil Bottle (Full) - 12 Silvers! (Perfect for massages! Just not near an open flame!)
Liquor bottle - 12 Silvers! (I must be drunk at this price!)
Potion bottle - 10 Silvers! (We've brewed up a bargain!)


and more stock as we get it!

But don't just take my word for it, read these endorsements!

"Leak Free! durable vessels!" - Local woman Evie Pryler
"The Witch approved of her order" - Kyre


If you're in any way interested in these bottles. Come see me, Lizzie! or send a raven, dove, rat, wolf with a note on it, street urchin or a message in a bottle (Ours are the only ones that'll keep your message dry!)
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A raven lands with a parchment...

Lizzie,

I require two ink bottles.

As far as the large one can you make it around some object that probably wouldn't fit in the opening but should fit in the bottom of the bottle?

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I know what you're thinking.

"These prices are just TOO GOOD. But she doesn't have oil bottles!"

NO LONGER!

Lizzie's Liquid containers now stock the containers for the ONLY liquid fit for burning, fit for using to massage, and fit to lubricate your cart wheels!


That's right! Oil bottles! Only TEN SILVERS!
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Sardon of the Atarka!

Your order is ready!
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Breaking news!

This one was too hot for the dagbladden. so they didn't touch it!

Oil bottles are now TWO SILVERS OFF

Limited time only, however! get them while they're still here!
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Have you ever wondered how they managed to make liquour bottles?

I did too until i learned how to make them!

What's the secret? You shape the glass different!
What's the Lizzie's liquid containers secret? A pinch of alcoholism!

We now stock liquor bottles!
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You know what we make our fine durable vessels from? Sand!

And you know something else? We're pretty short on it right now!


We're now buying sand for 70 coppers a shovelful! You won't get a better price anywhere!*

So come find me. send me a letter. draw me a picture. yell from a mountain top or hang a banner from the Galmair gates!

*not guaranteed, offer void in albar
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"adrazin, adrazin, adrazin. Finally. my potion to cure baldness is complete! Now all i have to do is put it in the potion bottle and i'll be rich! But oh no! i don't have any bottles! They're too expensive from the merchant!"

Has this ever happened to you?

Well no more! Lizzie's Liquid containers now stocks potion bottles!

Free herb with every puchase of potion bottles!
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