I , Hew Keenaxe,
Do ask for citizenship in the town of Galmair.
I know we have had our troubles in the past, but I do drink three less beers a day and haven't hurt none in days.
I will on acceptance of citizenship, drink two fewer beers a day and maybe even drink some pointy juice or even eat a vegetable or three. I also will try not to harm any, or at least any that are Galmair.
All I want to do, is continue my carpentry work, get rich, and smack an elf once and awhile.
Also. if need be, I may be called on for the needs of the town.