alone and looking for a mate

Kincent Nolatri · Post by **Kincent Nolatri** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 1:57 am

a man in a green and white cloak walks to the town wall a post

Hansome guild leader look for a women.

~Athian~

Strong Lizardman looking for a mate...anything,well not a orc or hobbit but anything else

~Sess'sth~

The man walks away hold two emytp bottles of wine,and a pint of beer...he laughs and stumples,then gets up walks a few more feet and walks away

Athian · Post by **Athian** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:01 am

Athian reads the note and laughs and then writes sorry taken, now who must i kill for writing this After which he walks away chuckling lightly.

Kincent Nolatri · Post by **Kincent Nolatri** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:05 am

the man sneaks up agin and puts this:

Sorry I forgor my sis Ayalla doesn't count,I'm still looking ladys

p.s. Drathe if you could work you magic I'll pay you 50 inogts

~Athian~

The man walks away laugh uncontrolable he stops to throw up,then walks away drink another pint of beer

Sherri · Post by **Sherri** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:08 am

Reads knowing it probably isnt Athian, but still turns red.

Sess'sth · Post by **Sess'sth** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:10 am

Sess'sth sees this post and growls. He writes:

Who ever wrotes the one abouts me is a fraud. Thats was not me.

Sess'sth (THE REAL ONE)

Kincent Nolatri · Post by **Kincent Nolatri** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:17 am

Sorry ladys it isn't a fraudss......I really ams look for a mate I just get so unsures of my self sometimes,that whys is I'ms looking for a mates..

~Sess the lover

Sess'sth · Post by **Sess'sth** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:25 am

Sess'sth reads the next post and rips it up... all but the 'sess the lover' part. He writes under it:

I would never calls myself Sess. It is nots me.

Sess'sth

Kincent Nolatri · Post by **Kincent Nolatri** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 1:24 am

All so in need of a women,some who well stand beside me when i'm drunk....or when I do something stupid.

~Chuirion~

Drogla · Post by **Drogla** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:05 am

I am also looking for someone who will stand beside me, especialy when im doing dumb stuff, which is often, but you dumber then me, if possible.

Kincent Nolatri

Drogla · Post by **Drogla** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:06 am

hmm...i tink ill stay single...

Drogla Dreglo
Son of Drag
Founder of the Bargen Masters

Kincent Nolatri · Post by **Kincent Nolatri** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:09 am

Kincent walsk to the town wall to check a few things when he see the post about him looking for a mate kincent laughs to him self

Wow I don't remebr puting that maybe I was drunk....hmm....well it's the truth,ladys send me a dove

~Kincent Nolatri,the sexyest man alive~

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:45 am

Actually, you know, a frog does make a nice wife. Sorry.

~Kincent, leader of the Fire Seers~

Kincent Nolatri · Post by **Kincent Nolatri** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:49 am

Hey i never wrote that......and that was only that one time,after a barrel of ale i couldn't even see in color and ever thing was all blurry!!!!

~Kincent Nolatri...sad and alone~

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:51 am

Wait...too much wine, too much song... I can't remember much these days...

~~Kincent, dazed and confused~~

Chuirion · Post by **Chuirion** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:04 am

A man walks up and writes a note in neat handwriting.

Man Looking for a man mate.

~Paul Laffing~

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:07 am

Paul Laffing rips the note off the wall and writes in a quick scribble

If I find out who wrote that someone is going to find their head seperated from their neck.

~Paul Laffing~

Arkadia Misella · Post by **Arkadia Misella** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:07 am

Chairs are all lonely and need companions, go see them.
~~Ark~~

Kincent Nolatri · Post by **Kincent Nolatri** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:08 am

Chairs?? hmm.....i don't like them unless the have men siting in them

~paul laffing~

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:10 am

Paul growls and casts flames on the whole forum.

Kincent Nolatri · Post by **Kincent Nolatri** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:12 am

Kincent goes to the wall to see if any ladys have replied to find the notes up in flames

"Hey that was my last resort"....

Kincent Nolatri · Post by **Kincent Nolatri** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:18 am

Kincent put's out the fire save what he can of the posted and put's another up.

So where are these chairs again

~Kincent..given up on women~

Kincent Nolatri · Post by **Kincent Nolatri** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:06 am

Kincent runs up to the boards and burn ever note about him looking for a mate...the throws the ash in the river

"No long my last resort.....i hope."

Kincent runs off[/i]

Aristeaus · Post by **Aristeaus** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 9:33 pm

Aristeaus wanders over and peers at the board an starts to chuckle, he then proceeds to pull out hes quill

Ayanah my dear, when you arnt trying to get people to posien me maybe we could met up and share a beverage

Me then proceeds to pin a flower to the board and staggers of in fits of laughter

Kincent Nolatri · Post by **Kincent Nolatri** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:19 am

Hello all young hobbit ladys, i need some nice short hobbit to lay with me at Night.

~Rusty~

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:22 am

Good day, all. I am looking for a female orc to spend my life with.

~Kincent~

Cymbeline · Post by **Cymbeline** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:38 am

Kincent, I hope you are strong for a human.

~An Orcess

The elf laughs after noticing the strange similarities in the handwriting, and walks off, wondering how they will take her intrusion on their little game

Glosin Ironstar · Post by **Glosin Ironstar** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:42 am

I will take ANYTHING but an orc lady they too mean I am afraid I would not be the man in that relationship.

Seeking:
Anything female but a orc.
likes long walks around Silverbrands mines.
loves meat or a man who loves meat.
romantic candles over a nice glass of beer and meat.

Glosin

Glosin walks off to bathe and wait for the girls to rush him[/i]

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:45 am

Glosin... you're just the woman I've been looking for!

~Kincent~

Kincent Nolatri · Post by **Kincent Nolatri** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 7:39 am

I'm VERY pleased that i found this deep in the town wall!

Hello laides my name is Dromtrio, and im look for someone who likes nice walks through blood stain mummie inyards, and over cooked fish!

~Dromtrio~

Kincent walks off laughing..."Man Im happy i remeber i started that song long ago!

Domitrio · Post by **Domitrio** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:21 am

Domitrio walks past the board and notices his name.. spelled wrong. And desides to join the fun

I am searching for someone hopefully as tall as myself, if not taller. Must be used to magical things blowing up, and random attacks on groups called "the movement".

Nilo

Ps no one that smells like Cabbages or Onions

Illarion.org

alone and looking for a mate

alone and looking for a mate

heh

Dromtrio