Pigs wanted!

Kzarak Zhoruch · Post by **Kzarak Zhoruch** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:42 am

If ye bee owner to many pigs and can bring them to Bloodskulls cave, I'd be willing to trade for valuable items.
Me has always had dream of beeing owner of big stock of pigs.
Me feels connected in spirit with pigs.

This would feed many belly...mmm..

Me knows also there would be an eternal stock of meat as long as pigs are fed.This be amazing.

Me can pay in services and crafting and in stock of goods, and not in silver.

Kalom Kekkel · Post by **Kalom Kekkel** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 9:49 pm

i am kalom kekkel i have some pigs not many i have trouble getting them to move far but i will try first i need to know what goods your give me

Ashburg Gragthanggar · Mon Aug 18, 2003 9:55 pm

Long ear Kalom dumb, he make lies. No listen to him Kzarak. He claim to be king of elves! Said Chief and Ashburg smell...had bash him on the head make him shut up.

Kzarak Zhoruch · Post by **Kzarak Zhoruch** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 9:48 am

Yubba...ofcourse me will not listen to a king of elves, brother Ashburg.
And me glad Ashburg bash head...hehe...hehehe...
This be what Ashburg do best...hehe...hehehe

But maybe elf has point....orcs do smell, this be not uncommon....hehe

Orc laughs a while, but then looks very serious.

Gargoth told me, someone passed into clanterritory and murder
our stock of pigs.
I planning on breeding many pig for orgy of meat for clan.
Now plans spoiled, all pig dead!!!

Grrrr....

When I find the one who murder clans pigstock he or she will pay the price in own meat.
No place on island will be safe for butcherer of pigs.

I hope all skulls understand that much work on breeding pigs has been lost and we must live on onion or insides.
If ye find the one who murder pigstock...not show mercy!

-Bash! Kill! Punish! Ugh! Ugh!

Orc jumps up and down in fury over that so much work has been spoiled.

-Kzarak Zhoruch, Chiefs Advisor and Pigbreeder, Bloodskullsclan.

Azato Menta · Post by **Azato Menta** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 4:36 pm

elvin laughs as he reads this

you orc guys really are funny, anyway, how much would you pay for the head of this "butcher"?

_NOT SIGNED_

Kzarak Zhoruch · Post by **Kzarak Zhoruch** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:48 pm

Orc grunts and becomes irritated....

"Yub call orcs funny, and then ask what we will pay?
How about dagger in your soft stomach, stranger?

Grrrrr......Grrrrrr......"

Konstantin K · Post by **Konstantin K** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 2:16 am

I can hunt down the pig thief for a very small price.
Also, I am selling 10 pieces of cooked ham. Anyone interested - please contact me via mail.
<~{K/K}~>

Kzarak Zhoruch · Post by **Kzarak Zhoruch** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 11:50 am

Me thanks all who wish to help, but cavechests(depots) dissapear, the cave is infested by spiders and conflicts there are plenty in clan and out of clan.

A time of murder, hunger and chaos rests upon this cursed place.
The gods of the land dislike orcs, for the curses which strike the clan cannot be created by mortals.

Pigs will remain a mere dream, impossible to realise on a island like this.
So no longer wanted.

Time has come to construct canoes and boats with what ever wood remains and to find a better place.

-Kzarak Zhoruch, Chiefs Advisor and Pigbreeder, Bloodskulls Clan.