There are parchments at the teleporters, until torn down, telling everyone to go to the hair dresser at Hemp Necktie for a unique opportunity. Once there, another parchment penned typical of the unlearned reads....
1. I offer a strong very green orc in good physical health for a night of dating. His intelligence is typical of most orcs so don't expect miracles however he communicates well. Is not interested in fairies nor anyone but female members of a race. If interested add your qualifications here. Price will be discussed on acceptance.
2. The dating service is open for other members.. to either find a date for you or offer your services for a night of fun and frolic. Leave a parchment here.
All parchments remain unsigned