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A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:13 am
by Devereux
Grimm beats against his chest once, grunting deep to himself. "Chief Murgo can't keep me trapped." He speaks to himself, rising from the fur he'd been seating on and making his way out past the guards and gates near the front. He takes off in a dead sprint out from the cave and through the desert heading east and out into the town of Varshikar. He runs over to the depot and opens it, withdrawing a piece of old dry leather and a quill and ink. Almost skillfully he writes a lengthy note down. When he's done he tears the leather into pieces and copies it until he has enough to post in each and every town on the island, almost. He makes his way as quickly as possible around the island, hiding as he can. He makes his way into each of them and pins a slice of the leather on the board for the letter to be read freely.

*The parchment is not parchment but in-fact leather, the letters look as if they were actually written with black ink*

Brothers and Sisters-

I am Grimm and I am a Shaman from all around. I have a brother named Krazzak who likes to smash skulls, maybe a little too much.
*He snorts some laughter as he writes this part*

I am writing to you out of need!
If you are an outcast, if you are different in any way,
or if you just don't want to associate with Murgo and his band called Dar'krest then we're calling out to you!
Join us, come together with us as there is strength is numbers! No longer will a single tribe call this isle their home.
Krazzak and Grim have formed the Stormbloods!
If you would come together and call yourself a Stormblood I smeared some blood on the bottom of this leather for your animals to get a scent from.
Let your parchments and leathers reach one of us!

~Grimm and Krazzak~
THE STORMBLOODS

*THE PARCHMENT IS TRANSLATED INTO THE COMMON TONGUE BELOW*

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:44 am
by S'rrt
S'rrt, upon reading the note somewhere in Troll's Bane, smiles at it slowly as he finishes reading it. The lifts the bottom part of the leather to smell at the blood. He calculates the scent letting go of the parchment and continues his round, rubbing the claws of one hand together thoughtfully.

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:41 am
by Dark Zel'
*A smaller looking orc walks up to the parchment, several weapons strapped to him. Reading over the letter he grunts and rubs his hand on the blood, bringing it to his own mouth. Quickly scribbling a note he calls upon an eagle to send it off with.*

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:42 am
by Zzaja
A few words with blood and coal were scrawled underneath

traitor

cowards

Their only scared of the Baner, so it hides you like maggots.

Begging for inclusion in the Dark'rest Mountain Clan.
Lock innocent people in dark Jail.
on of there was a pregnant ommie
And now you get scared her, and hides you.
Cowardly fat maggots.


unsigned

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:10 pm
by David Turner
Upon seeing a letter written in orkish yet written much more skillfully than what is normal and written in ink rather than mud or blood, a certain unusually well mannered lizard seems to become interested in learning the contents. "Excuse me, skin brother," the lizard known as jack says to a passing ork, picking one who does not seem unusually violent, "can you tell me what this skin says?"

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:40 pm
by Devereux
Fear not the words of the incompetent and foolish!
Trying to bring the name and cause of the Stormbloods down!

CONTINUE! CONTINUE ON BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
JOIN US UNDER THE SAME BANNER!
RISE AGAINST THOSE WHO WOULD CALL US TRAITORS AND SLANDER OUR NAMES!
RISE AGAINST THOSE WHO WOULD TRY AND LOCK US AWAY!


STORMBLOODS!
STORMBLOODS!

GRIMM'KHUL!

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:03 pm
by Zzaja
Be warned brothers and sisters!

they are traitors
They would let you down, to save her ass.

These are just cowardly sons of a dog.

Nub honorable orc should follow them!


unsigned

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:11 pm
by Devereux
We are not traitors.
We hold much higher values than the rogues of Dar'krest.
We're together, rather than against!
STORMBLOODS STICK TO THEIR OWN!

TAKE YOUR FILTH ELSEWHERE!
WE DON'T NEED IT ON THESE WALLS!


GRIMM'KHUL!

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:36 pm
by Dark Zel'
*A simple parchment is nailed to the wall written in orcish*

Traitors!? I laugh at the followers of the Dar'krest clan and spit in your faces. And coward huh? I laugh ever harder! I'll bash your face with a rock and feed you too spiders!

-Rak'Liff, Stormblood Warrior

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:40 pm
by Zzaja
You're just mad because we have not included you and your pink monkey.

unsigned

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:23 pm
by Joy
* a little female Orcess read the parchment and write some words under this*

Me search clan, but me nub speak new language well.
And me nub know whub clan should follow

Mo'ya

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:34 pm
by Devereux
SEND A DOVE TO ME MO'YA!
I WILL PROVIDE A MEETINGPLACE AND TIME!
I WILL TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD BECOME A STORMBLOOD!

EAGER TO HEAR FROM YOU!


GRIMM'KHUL!

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:27 am
by Dark Zel'
Zzaja wrote:You're just mad because we have not included you and your pink monkey.

*A response written in orcish*

You make no sense! Stop talking or I'll chop you into cutlets and roast them on a stick while I laugh at how little you matter in this world.

- Rak'Liff, MIGHTY Stormblood Warrior

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:30 am
by Devereux
RAK'LIFF YOUNG ONE, YOU HAVE NO NEED TO PROVE YOURSELF TO THEM.
FOR NOW, BECOME STRONGER MY BROTHER!
THERE WILL BE FUTURE CHANCES TO SHOW SUCH THINGS!


GRIMM'KHUL!

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:40 am
by Joy
A young orcgirl reads the parchment and grunts confused.

me nub understand why argue. can be very strong clan together.

Mo'ya

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:43 am
by Devereux
I DON'T SEE THIS HAPPENING MO'YA.
MURGO AND HIS ORCS DISLIKE KRAZZAK AND I.
AND I DOUBT WE CAN CHANGE THEIR MINDS NOW.

A GOOD, GOOD THOUGHT SISTER.
JUST NOT A PLAUSIBLE ONE AT THE MOMENT.


GRIMM'KHUL!

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:47 am
by Morbius
*A tall orc, even by orcish standards happens to stomp by the mess of parchments. With a grunt of interests and routine scratch of his rear, he squints his yellow eyes to make out the mass of words before laughing to himself loudly.*

Greebus!! Name be Grimghor, have been living on dis here isle for manneh winters. Was once part of clan when mighteh Rugh’Toh was chief. But those days be gone now, me interested in dis clan, come find you and laugh maybeh, nub sure yet. Nub like dis stinkeh one who has name like meh, but maybe meh smash him and all beh fine. Me sure we come tah understanding.

~Grimghor~

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:25 pm
by Devereux
Well. Umm..

I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING YOU, err, GRIM!
SEND ME A DOVE AND I WILL ARRANGE A MEETINGPLACE AND TIME!
(Feel free to NOT smash me, when you see me. Much appreciated.)


...GRIMM'KHUL!

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 5:57 pm
by Rincewind
~
A young orc, obviously a messenger adds an formal parchment to the board filled with letters. Written in orcish.
~

formal parchment wrote:To us fella dear brothers 'n Sisthers!
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The Clan of Dar'krest be happy to see
so many good orks n orkse in action.
Therefore chief Murgo himself lieks
to support you efforts! Food 'n armory
choosen of the Dar'krest chambers
shall be provided to help the Stormbloods
in thus very first difficult steps. Also it
shall bes announced, to all Dar'krest orcs
showing from best side to this nuw Clan
and help them. There no reason for agression
or mutual recriminations or sumthing.
All in all it's wished to invite all the new
Stomblood Clan for proceedings
and talking about future collaboration!


~sign~
Murgo, chief of Dar'krest Mountain Clan
((Grimm and Krazzak please contact me via irc-chat,
should you accept this invitation. So we are able to make up a date.))

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:11 pm
by Devereux
*Grimm slides aside the various letters and parchments to find the new one, and is astonished as he reads it*

I WILL TALK TO KRAZZAK ABOUT THIS.
IF YOU YOURSELF AND THE DAR'KREST ORCS ARE WILLING TO SPEAK.
I SEE NO REASON WHY WE CAN NOT START PEACEFUL TALKS.


THE BABY STEPS OF SOMETHING GREAT THESE WILL BE!


GRIMM'KHUL!

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:30 am
by Arvemor
The call for peace is a lie, and they intend to lure you to your destruction. Forget not why you first sought to create your new clan.

-Anonymous

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:28 pm
by PurpleMonkeys
*An official looking parchment is nailed across the others, the writing in Orcish script. Below it is a simple, somewhat sloppy Common version.*

.:TO THE ORCS OF STORMBLOOD:.
We will hold an Orcmeet soon, very soon. We will discuss the beliefs of Grimm'Khul our shaman, what brave orc will be our Battlemaster, and where we will place our Lair!
Buts, we cannot be goings and making a meeting without first knowing when yous all can make such a meeting. So, all members of Stormblood, write down on this parchment when yous can meet your brothers and sisters, and your Chief and Shaman will decide then when to hold the Orcmeet.


.:TO ALL OTHER ORCS:.
Murgo's Maggots, first of all! Murgo himself shall be crushed, but if you maggots of his wish for mercy and to join the true orcs, we, the Chief and Shaman, may consider it. Any other orcs are welcome to join our mighty ranks.

Signed,
CHIEF Krazzak Urazg Stormblood

P.S., Our friends the lizards may join us in our meeting, if they wish, but they may not be present when certain topics are discussed.

P.P.S., Krazzak forgot to mention, you can also send him the tasty birds with letters. But he might eat them if he's hungry. Just saying.

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:03 pm
by Rincewind
~
A painted pig skin is placed on the board wrote in dark red letters made of blood an ash. Several blood red skulls are tied next to the skin.
~


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Stormbloods!
The Dar'krest will haunt you like the icy witch herself! And the fathers punishment shall devastate me - should a single Member of my warriors buckle and agree your lousy offer! You Grimm betrayed me personal when set up the escape of S'rrt! You Krazzak begged once for mercy in front of the pointy side of mes sword! Now spreading lies over in all the isle. This is over! You lost this... it nub even a war! You stupid tube rats! A war needs warriors on both sides! Therefore its called a war! You not more than poop under my boots! What a stupid takeover shall this be? It be pathetic in each view. I honestly doubt you try seriously! Seems too me your only chance be, me kicking the bucket by laughing about you puny poodles! This chief offered his hand, you bite it. Therefore every single stupid monkey in your row shall be slayn in name of the father. Therefore the stronger and bigger Clan of Dar'krest will rule the orcs of Gobaith under leadership of great chief Murgo! Who be blessed by the ancestors! STORMBLOODS! Wes rip your eyes out and slurp it! We crack your bones. We smash your skulls. We chop your balls of and make you eat them yourselfs! Wes drill'n hole in your throat so the poop don't comes out of your mouth any longer! Wes kill you! Until you're dead! Got it? You choosen the wrong Clan to mess up with, stupid scum! When we're done with you, you'll decorate my cave with your entrails! You won't beg for mercy anymore, you will beg us for put an end to your wealthless life!

Yours sincerely,
the Clan of Dar'krest Mountain
the chief Murgo.

~SIGN~
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Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:38 am
by Dark Zel'
*A smaller looking orc, weighed down with many weapons scratches his butt reading the pig skin. After laughing on the ground for a few short minutes he gets up and spits on the message written by Murgo, before writing something himself.*

Meh tink des beh funneh. Meh see no orc's standing by joo, fool. Maybeh onleh one at da most. Meh beh nice an say twos. But a ting dat 'Liff not do is be scared. Murgo, you treat meh badleh and turn 'way best orc on dah isle. Stupid wormie. Shut joos stoopid mouth. Meh nub care bout joo and meh nub care wub joos tink. Dis is a new day for greenskins. Jus go back to joos cave an lick each oburs butts. Like alwehs.

*He laughs walking away, his weapons swinging and clanging.*

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:02 pm
by Leon Demelii
I wish for it to be known-

Any conflicts in Bane with result in me ending it abruptly. No matter who or how many of you there are. I will not have this disturbing the peace or putting any citizen in danger. This is not a Bane matter, so let's keep it out of Bane. Again, you have been warned. Thank you.

-Leon Demelii, Captain of the Trolls Bane Guard

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:56 am
by PurpleMonkeys
Krazzak is going to ask again, in much clearer way!
All Stormblood orcs!
That's Rak'Liff, Dred'Nagh, Krazzak doesn't count, and Grimm'Khul.
All of yous, and any who wants to come to the Orc Meeting, tell me when you cans make it! Krazzak wants all possible to be there.

Krazzak, yous Chief!

(( Hey, I need to know when everyone can make the meeting, so I can plan a time. Thanks-a-bunch :wink: ))

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:23 pm
by Devereux
I AM FREE ANYTIME THIS DWARVEN WEEK BROTHER!
WE WILL SEE WHEN THE OTHERS ARE FREE!


GRIMM'KHUL!

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:40 am
by Morbius
Send word and me come if available at dah said time. Usualleh free most days and times during dah five days of dah dwarvern week. But beh changable, yub. Me nub mind short notice, nub tell time good anyways.

~Grimghor~

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:27 pm
by Devereux
Did we ever agree on a meeting time?

GRIMM'KHUL!

Re: A parchment in Orcish

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:37 am
by Rincewind
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This moring a head is placed next to all the parchments. It's Krazzaks, the chief of the Stormbloods.
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Furthermore a short messege is added to the board.
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Meeting cancelled. - sincerely the Clan of Dar'krest.