Looking For A Mate

[Pyrrho]

Now that my wife has cheated on me, Im in the business of searching out another.

Male human looking for female orc who enjoys poor, fat, bearded men.

Willing to settle for a female dwarf.

P.S. Im cuddly.


Send a dove to Brer Beothach the Godmen

[Alexander Knight]

*A note is written in common*

I'm all yours!

-Tastycakes

[Copper Dragon]

Brer, would you like some green dye for the dwarf or others? That way you don't have to be so picky. I'm too skinny and too tall so you wouldn't give me a second look.

shandra the tailor

[Pyrrho]

I would be very grateful for some green dye.

Did you read that female dwarves?

-Brer Beothach

[Chirparoo]

Would you like some attachable tusks too? I have elephant, narwhal, and boar for you to choose from.