Jag's Message To Peoples Of Gobiath

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Post by Kaidan Firestone » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:48 pm

Jag's Message To Peoples Of Gobiath

This is a message from Drillmaster RedSkull Jag, First Smasher of the big human town, and Triumphador of the last tournament. He hails from the clan of the superior green skin race on the North of Gobiath.

Everyone one who thinks they can enter the holy mountain and the holy land of the clan of the North without permission will immediately lose their head, because it seems they don't need it. Otherwise they wouldn't break the law of the superior green skin race.

Permission is only given by the Great Chief, The Almighty Warlord, The Blessed Shaman or any orc with the rank of RedSkull of the Clan of the North.

This is the order of the all powerful and mighty Chief, Lokhum Murgo!

Translated and written by Kaidan Firestone, Recruit Of The Town Guard

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Post by Rincewind » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:54 pm

Re: Jag's Message To Peoples Of Gobiath

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Someone wrote the word 'sign' under the announcement.
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    • - sign -

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Post by Darkshade » Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:31 pm

Re: Jag's Message To Peoples Of Gobiath

A lizard runs around town clearing the blood off the walls angrily, he then recreates the message as a note and pins it on the town board.

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Post by Junior Giant » Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:40 pm

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Let me outline a normal day for you.

First I enter the Orc territory unarmed since no real danger lies there.

Then I sneak past some Ogre's.

Then I skin my fill of Cats.

Then I gut the Ogre's on my way out.

Then I kick that annoying Orc in the balls, but he still stands. So I kick him again , since I am not good at hitting small targets, this time he falls, crying for his mother.

Then I walk out with all their things.

Another easy day.

Signed with a big scawling
C

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Post by Rincewind » Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:15 pm

Re: Jag's Message To Peoples Of Gobiath

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A Parchment painted with a mixture of blood and ash is placed at the workshops door.
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Today the dwarf Hew Keenaxe got sloughtered by the Chief of Dar'krest!
This is the punishment for kicking the chief's nuts! And for the disrespect he shown! And wrote stupid things on walls! Don't do that again! Or mes boyz slaugther you hairy maggot again and again and again! Got it? And again!
~sign~

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Post by Pugnacious » Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:39 pm

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is scrawled in a shakey hand

You didn't slaughter me, you hardly scratched me. It was the female mage that you needed to come to your aid that hurt me. Orcs are weak! The only way you can win is if a human woman helps you out. If you are as tough as you claim, meet me, Dwarf to weak arse orc, one to one. If you don't have a girl come bail you out, you will go home a green, dripping mess. Or can't Orc chiefs fight their own battles?

Hew Keenaxe,
slayer of of all weak arse orcs.

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Post by Grim_banned » Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:50 pm

Re: Jag's Message To Peoples Of Gobiath

The mighty warlord walks to the boards and as he sees the messages, he begins to laugh, not before he starts sharpening his axe, that is.

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Post by Rincewind » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:11 pm

Re: Jag's Message To Peoples Of Gobiath

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A note is pinned at the pointy pale, before entering the orcland. It's wirrten in common tounge and paintet with a mix of blood and ash on a pale ogerskin.

In addition you may notice the bones of a former Intruder placed in the sand. A human skull a few steps further.
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Mes the Chief announce!
To everyone!

The soul of Reana got handed to the icy witch, Cherga! For annoing the ancestors by put her feet on the holy lands of Dar'krest Mountain! And stealing at least one Panther out of the chief's livestock.

The elfess Belessar got punished for entering the realm of the orcs and pretending he's an explorer. - There's nothing to explore you stupid elfess!

Oomies! Longears! WE KILL YOU WHEN ENTERING MY LAND! No matter what. I give a goatyfart on your reasons! WE SLOUGHTER YOU! GOT IT!? - STOP HUNTING MY PANTHERS!
~sign~

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Post by Rincewind » Wed May 04, 2011 4:40 pm

Re: Jag's Message To Peoples Of Gobiath

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After months, another parchments appears.
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Parchment wrote: Oomies! Longears!
The Orcen Mountains, the land of Dar'kest is holy ground. Everyone profane it have to bear consequnces! The gods desire punishment! Be sure! We shall hunt you down in name of our ancestors who fought brave for the land! No exeptions!

  • The human Brian Stubby is currently our Prisoner!

    Guy Mitchell will face his Tribunal within the next days!

    Mes remove Liasany's right to enter orcish territory.

    Kathrine will be captured soon! She also have to face Tribunal about her doings!

    The elfess Shandra is sentenced to death. She may do her last prayer.

No discussions. This is justice. Resistance will be answered with violence. Whoever defends those criminals will be slayn by the warriors of Dar'krest.
~sign~

Chief Murgo, of the Dark'krest


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Post by Alexander Knight » Wed May 04, 2011 7:15 pm

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Alexander walks into the Orcen cave once seeing the coast is clear.
He then begins to write a letter using the remains of the ash from a nearby fire.

Note wrote:Murgo,
I wish to speak with you.
Send one of your Orcs or seek me out in person.

-Alexander Knight


Nodding satisfied Alexander then makes for the town of Troll's Bane


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Post by Rincewind » Thu May 05, 2011 6:43 pm

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Another parchment is placed in public.
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Parchment wrote:Image

Knight, you fool! Wich part of - WE KILL YOU WHEN
ENTERING MY LAND! you don't got?

Mes announce the punishment of Alexander Knight.
For profaning holy earth, he should be hunted down
and sent to the yellow cross. The succesfull warrior
shall earn a bunch of silvur, out of the chiefs treasure.
Don't loot him, he's afflicted with stupidity anyway.
The punishment shall be fullfilled everywhere,
exept Kumdah.

The orcs don't tolerate breaking thier law any longer!
You stupid pink butts!

~sign~

Chief Murgo of Dar'krest

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Post by Rincewind » Tue May 24, 2011 3:40 pm

Re: Jag's Message To Peoples Of Gobiath

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Soon a message is known everywhere under the folks of Gobaith. Widely spread from mouth to mouth. Or read on their own.
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People of Gobaith!
Mes, Murgo! The Chief of Dar'krest, will nub tolerate tha hunting of little orclings! Strong and fast shall be the punishment for those of yours, showing thus behaviour! Ignoring tha rank you got, or tha guild you're addicted too! Mercyless you will have to face revange! Shouldn't you have neough honor to adress your fussy problems directly to warriors of the Clan.

~sign~

Murgo Chief of Dar'krest

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Post by Leva Beliu » Wed May 25, 2011 3:39 am

Leva to Jag

Why do not you stay in your stinking cavern and leaves us in peace? What do we care about your race and your panthers? You want to get civilized? Why do you not learn to read and playing some music? And, and just be polite, you know, like saying "Please".
Get lost
LB

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Post by Rincewind » Thu May 26, 2011 9:46 pm

Re: Jag's Message To Peoples Of Gobiath

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A painted pig skin is placed inside the cave of the Dar'krest mountain. And soon the message is known everywhere under the orc folk of Gobaith. Widely spread from mouth to mouth.
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Orcs! Warriors!
Mes announce the killorder for human Kai Leondrós! Never heard ob that fool - should bes easy Job. Taghtá! Perform execution everywhere execpt desert of Kumdah. Forthwith on the spot, gâsh. No mercy, no discussions. Got it! Follow my order, son of goats!

~sign~

Murgo Chief of Dar'krest



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A parchment is added, obviously the description and picture of the criminal.
Note wrote:Image
Human - Male. Averange age. Narrowed eyes! Grey beard on chin. Wearing a hat of grass!

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