Jesters contest in trolls bane (open joke telling rp)

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Jesters contest in trolls bane (open joke telling rp)

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(( this is IC fun ))

* a man covered is tattooed stripes wearing the coat of the trollsbane guard walk into the center of the town square and puts on a floppy hat with a few bells on it he clears his throat and in a loud voice begins to speak.*

there was this Farmer Elf and hes got a prize cow he wants to take to the fair... but it's cross eyed.

so he hires an orc to fix the cow since he figures the orc and cow are on the same intellectual level and he's over thinking it.

so the orc looks at the cow for a while scratches his butt and gets a glass pipe from his depot.

he then sticks it in the cows butt and blows really hard . the elf is disgusted but notices the cows eyes are straight

so along comes the fair and the cow is cross eyed again..

so the elf takes a glass pipe shoves it in the cows butt and blows.. nothing happens

so he tries again blowing as hard as he can

the orc comes along and says " nuba nuba nuba!! you do it wrong! move meh sho you!"

he pulls the pipe out and turns it over and sticks it back in and just as he goes to blow the elf stops him and asks what he's doing

the orc replies " whut you tink me wunt elfes germs?"

* the man bows passing his hat to the next person willing to tell a joke*

((ps again this is IC! ))
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