New Town Guard of Troll's Bane

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Post by orgis » Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:53 pm

A new note is placed under the new one

And one would also assume that demons basically taking over the town would make finding the invaders killer a little harder thus, let these problem sort out then moan about ol' pinrcey winceys killer

P.s if you wish to say something, leave a name you coward

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Post by Grokk » Mon May 03, 2010 11:16 pm

Several notices are posted around Troll's Bane, multiple copies can be found inside the prison and the tavern.

I ask that all current members of the Town Guard of Troll's Bane send word to my office, confirming your loyalties and membership. Any who are not currently guards, but who wish to join and serve Troll's Bane and its people, are to also contact me.

All who do not bring word within three weeks shall be stricken from the records.

There shall be a review of the present structure and organisation of the Guard. The results shall be made public when concluded.


Edric Galthor
Viceroy of Troll's Bane

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Post by Jakane » Wed May 19, 2010 6:34 pm

*der Bericht wurde entfernt*
Last edited by Jakane on Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:31 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Post by Mesha » Wed May 26, 2010 7:44 am

A guard cleans up the board, taking down some recent posts. He has a bucket of water next to him to rinse the walls of some notoriously hard to get rid of blood-graffiti.

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Post by Grokk » Sat May 29, 2010 12:29 pm

As a result of her inability to operate within any form of intelligent, properly functioning society, the half-elf female who goes by the name of Mel has been banished indefinitely from the town of Troll's Bane.

Mel has caused damages throughout the town of Troll's Bane that total several gold in repairs.

She has refused to obey reasonable orders of the Town Guard and has disrespected Troll's Bane, its rule, and its people. Her use of the magic arts is immature, reckless and without thought for the consequences suffered by others.

If seen within the town, she is to be peacefully escorted outside by a member of the Town Guard.


Edric Galthor
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Post by ltgmkay » Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:54 pm

Edric, If you could tell me in person about these crimes in greater detail it would be much appreciated. Mel is a good friend of mine and I just want t be sure that she is deserving of such treatment.

Sir Jon Cain

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Post by Rincewind » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:29 am

((not sure if I'm allowed to do. But I will just tire out.))

Toran Lobas, guard at the southern Gate reports the guards about the orc, named Murgo battering a stranger Orc. He wasn't sure, what about this brawl was. But it seems kind of important to the orcs of the island.

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Post by Town Guard of TB » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:36 pm

For being sighted within Troll's Bane, in direct breach of her banning, Mel's banishment is extended for a further period of time.

If she is seen within Troll's Bane by any citizens, we ask that they report her presence to a member of the Town Guard immediately. ((PM to this account.))


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Post by Netsirk » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:00 am

*a small red head walks by with a pack full of candles and a blanket when she stops to read the posts on the board, smirking she takes out a quil and a slab of parchment and sits down briefly to write a message of her own mind*

If you are reading this and it doesnt not agree with your loyalties then i ask you to keep walking and pass this note by, but if it does i ask you to think long and hard and to let it reach inside and grab your heart and take a good look at yourself and what you may or may not have become.

If those who served with the prince and swore their loyalty to him would stop banning everyone that doesnt do what he or she likes or those who taunt them and try and get of their patooties and handle this demon and assain situation the citizens of Trollsbane would be to the upmost gratefull. I myself did not know the prince nor ever met him but I can only assume ,stating that he is of noble and salk blood, that he would have never let this kind of blasphemey go on for this long. It seems that we were, as much as everyone complained about him, in fact better off with the Prince . I know that he would have never let a killer run loose this long nor demons run amuck. He also never behaved in childish manners nor those displeasing his people. I myself think that the society of Trollsbane has been trashed disguarded for personal gain and power hunger. I want to see the person that took the Prince from us put to Justice! Citizens of Trollsbane it looks as though we are going to have to take matters in to our own hands with this one! Train! armour up! build an army that strives on faith and courage! strength and honor! Just like our once noble prince would do! I know you didnt like him but look back at what he did! at least with him around our streets were not homes to demons and assains! our children were safe! You shouldn't have to fear of letting your kids play in the yard, or go visit Miss Eliza by themselves, Or go sweet talk Mr. Borgate into some free juice! These walls around this town were built for a reason and that reason is to keep our people safe! Damit Im going to make sure of that very oath I made when I became a citizen of this town!

A VERY concerned Citizen

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Post by Town Guard of TB » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:32 am

A guard scans over the most recently posted note, laughing quietly to himself. He chooses to leave the note up, for amusements sake. A brief message is pinned up beneath it.

Those who choose to bathe in shit can not complain of the smell.

- Manuel Lenath

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Post by Netsirk » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:42 am

*the little red head slips out from behind a tree as the guard leaves and sees his reply and leaves it up there for all the citizens to see the crap that leads this town and how they speak to their citizens*

Just like i thought, Childish replies from the guards! either they think their ruler now is shit, which they might be right, or they think Trollsbane is Shit? Would it be so hard to leave a reply that makes at least a little bit of a dam since.

~the citizen~

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Post by Chamber of Commerce » Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:25 pm

The Chamber of Commerce would like to discuss 'sponsorship' of the Town Guard to help with recruiting. We are considering several ideas to help, from free arms, armors, and supplies for all new recruits to coin donations for the Guard itself.

Please see me, Bernie, as soon as convenient. Thank you.

~Bernie Botttoms, Chairman

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Post by Chamber of Commerce » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:33 pm

I'd like to report that a Dwarf just locked two people inside the Guildhall. I want to report that only the dwarves Ingrimmisch and Malze have keys that I know of and they shouldn't have according to the Viceroy.

I have unlocked the Guildhall again. Please look into this matter and change the locks please! I wouldn't want people to get locked inside again!

Thank you,
~Bernie Bottoms

PS - That same dwarf just attacked me in town, despite the Guards! It asn't Ingrimmisch or Malze, but may be related to them because he has a key! Help!
((He keeps logging off too - was reported to GM's))


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Post by Zot » Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:36 pm

~A guard walks around and posts a little letter on the wall, there is something written down about a dwarf who left the island~

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Post by Quasar » Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:51 pm

A dwarf posts a short notice below Bernie Bottoms letter

Since Nimra has been murded and Suriam left to the main land, only Ingrimmisch and me Malze Berchwerch have got the original keys of our workshop, because we are the builders of this workshop and the beer cellar below. All other keys are illegal copies. Be sure that I did'nt attacked anyone in the town. Me and Ingrimmisch were peaceful citizen and well accepted crafters of Trolls Bane in all the last years.

~Malze Berchwerch, nephew of Nimra Therkel (founder of the dwarfen workshop in TB)

((to GM, as I know PO Ingrimmisch has left the game now and I am sure he was not the one. Malze (me) is still active, and he is not the aggressor))

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Post by Chamber of Commerce » Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:36 pm


This dispute is not of my doing. Trollsbane lost the war to the Prince from Salkamar. Therefore all property is his to do with as he pleases. The Viceroy, Sir Edric Galthor is his representative now and has given that workshop to our Guild "Chamber of Commerce" for use. The keys you have are illegal, and therefore you must take up the matter with the Viceroy.

I have offered for Ingrimmisch and others to join our Guild, I have even offered to pay for the keys. We were attacked today by one of your dwarves, who had a key. Innocent people were locked inside and attacked without cause. It seems suspicious and was uncalled for. I'm glad the City Guards were able to make the criminal flee the island. It's for the best of all concerned.

Now, if you and the other dwarves would like to join, you are welcome. However, the ownership of that building lies with Trollsbane's Government, which is the Viceroy. Take up the matter with him.

~Bernie Bottoms

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Post by Town Guard of TB » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:03 pm

Mel's banishment has been served. She is permitted to return to the lands of Troll's Bane.


Edric Galthor
Viceroy of Troll's Bane

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Post by Jakane » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:49 pm

New Rules / Neue Regeln

3. Allen Personen wird erlaubt alle Mittel und Werkzeuge innerhalb des Troll's Bann zu verwenden.
- Das Abladen von Müll wird mit Geldstraften geahndet.

5. Die Integrität der Person, des Charakters und der Freiheit einer Person innerhalb Troll's Bann darf nicht gestört werden.
- Offensive Magie ist innerhalb der Stadt verboten.

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Post by Chamber of Commerce » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:06 pm

We'd like to report that some dwarves tried to set fire to the "apartment" #3" (Our Guildhall) this night. One of our members happened to be awake and fought the flames. It is unknown if Malze was involved.

We would like to press full charges against these criminals who refuse to belong to civil society. They refuse to recognize the Guards of Trollsbane or the authority of the town over the building. Have them arrested immediately!
((They logged on when the Guild was asleep and set fire to their Building without RP - Against the rules))

The sooner they are found and detained, the better we all will be.

We thank you,
~Bernie Bottoms, Chiman
~Chamber of Commerce

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Post by Koboldshroud » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:27 pm

I saw the dwarf who set the fires for a split second as he retreated, I was in another shop and could not stop him, my only wish is that it is known Malze is not the perpetrator, also, this dwarf was tall. Taller than myself. -Zitori

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Post by Kingdom of Silverbrand » Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:17 pm

The Holy Kingdom of Silverbrand wishes to point out
that these dwarf or dwarves are acting individually and
neither get any support from the Kingdom, nor act on
the King's command.

~His Holyness Ferin Dwavenblood

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Post by Qeewee » Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:45 pm

Orteg and Skull'Fed are banished from town for assault of Tak'zel, sending him to the cross. They did not loot his body. Banishment last only until further judgement by higher ranked guards.

~Sasha Arannir

*written on another note*
Is the rumours true about Viceroy Edric Galthor being dead? I have not seen him for quite some time now. Did Aeris kill him?

~this note is unsigned

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Post by Qeewee » Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:35 am

Orteg and Skull'fed are banished from town for their crimes until they pay 40 silver, each, directly to captain Anon D'athen or Governor Elijah.

~Sasha Arannir

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Post by Grim_banned » Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:52 am

A tall, heavy armoured orc, looks on the board and snarls loudly, as he reads the last note. He takes a piece of coal and pins a note under the last one, written in a bad common.

Me thought dat da time when oomies be racist wif da orcs is long gone now! Clearly me is wrong!
Yoo banish orc frem town wifout even botherin' to ask question why he attack da lizard he did! Why you nub do dat? You think dat orcs be stoopid no??
Yoo better find a rock and hide under it, cus next time me meet you, oi will decorate my shield wif yoor head! Let meh see how many oomies be racist to orcs after dat!

- Warlord Rogruk, Chieftain of da orcs!

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Post by Qeewee » Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:22 am

I watched the assault myself, the only reason they had to attack the lizard, not a good one, was that he would not spar Orteg. This is not racist against orcs, the same would have happened if anyone else, dwarves, elves, halflings, lizardmen, humans obviously since Orteg also were banished, any creature doing what Skull'fed and Orteg did.

~Sasha Arannir

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Post by Grim_banned » Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:55 am

To all da oomies of Bane town!
Touch an orc wifout me permission and oi skin you alive!

As fer yoo, wooman, we meet later in town, me is sure.

- Warlord of the Clan!

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