Bruddahs and sistahs!
Once again da Orcs hab shown deir superior strength!
Da 24. Elos ob da year 30 shall beh know as da Day ob Green Growl!
Due to our deep faith in da Father we mastered da fighting tournament organised by da Prince ob oomie town AND we smashed da oomies ob da Temple!
Dese Orcs ob da Horde wus dere:
- Silver Skull Murgo
- Red Skull Jag
- Sistah Fratzi now called Kry`Rack
- Bruddah Slug
- Chief Rugh'toh
Aftermath: Smashing da Temple oomies
- First rounds
Da smelly oomies tried to betray us! In da very first fight dey let fight Murgo gainst Jag! By doing so dey could get rid ob one orcs quite soon! In a great battle Jag succeeded ober Murgo. But dis smelly decision to let Orcs fight gainst each other in first round made da Horde angry!
In da first round da Chief got a weak halfer to smash. Da most difficult ting wus nub to kill da halfer wit heavy blow since it wus gauinst da rules.
In second round bruddah Jag fought gainst a brave oomie and won in gud fight!
Da Chief had to fight da oomie Don Andrews. Usually an easy task, though, on dis day da Father decided to test da faith ob Orcs. In da middle ob da fight smelly Don made a lucky slash and broke da armor ob da Chief on da legs. The Chief stumbled a bit and almost fell into the water. By having lost his stance the Chief got more hard blows and finally lost the fight against Don. Orcs wus shocked and seeked for bloody revenge.
The Chief had to fight against a oomie warrior. Due to his anger it wus quick and blood fight. The Chief made the third rank.
In very final round, bruddah Jag fought against Don. Da oomie used his swords, Jag his powerful maces. In a long fight they slashed for each other with such strength and speed dat one hardly could see deir weapons. Ib one ob deir blows whub hab missed and hit da wooden arena ground, dey certainly whub hab fell into water. When it seemed dat Jag whub loose, da Orcs at da tribune shouted louder, growled and grunted from the side of the Arena. Jag heard that, felt the spirit ob da Father and did two sudden blows with his maces - Don was done!
Da Orcs became da glory winners ob da tournament!
Naturally, after da tournament maneh othurr warriors wunted to test their weakness against da mighty Orcs. Jag and da Chief smashed dem all, one after da other.
One ob da opponents wus da oomie Gerron Lavence. Da Chief recognized him immediately: It wus one ob da Temple memburs who once broke da law and entered da holy lands ob da Father without permission. Eben worse, he dared to attack da Orcs who wunted make him go and also smashed da Chief wit help ob a mage.
Habing dat in da mind ob da smart Chief, he called for all his brother and sisters available.
Da Horde surrounded da oomie Gerrun and blocked da gate.
- Orcs wus hungry for revenge.
- Den da slaughtering began.
Coward Gerrun began to flee after few slashes, but da Horde chased him, blocked the way many times. Then a lizurd intervened and helped da oomie Gerrun to reach the gates. Smart and mighty bruddah Jag saw da oomie might be able to flee and threw a Gynk fire for da oomie. Da explosion wus loud, da fire bright and hot. When oomie Gerrun fell to his knees, being nutting but a flaming oomie, his end wus sealed. His gods might hab welcomed his fould soul on da othurr side.
Though, da fight nub wus ober yet.
Da lizurd still attacked da Orcs as well as an oomie called Jefferson.
Da Orcs formed up again and slashed one ob dem after da other!
In da end ob battle da victorious Orcs stood alone on da Arena in da blood ob da oomies.
Though, oomies nub whub beh oomies and da Temple nub whub beh da Temple ib dey nub beh very stoopid!
So dey came back and wunted to fight da Orcs. But Orcs beh smart!
We had our victory on dat day and left da oomie town. We returned to holy lands into our cave.
Nub much later da oomies ob da Temple came to Orc gates and wunted us to get out.
We knew dat dat wus trap. We knew dat Father whub judge dem fer entering Orc lands once again.
So we made jokes ob dem and let dem rot in front ob our gates under day eyes ob our brave gate guard.
Although, da Temple whub pay fer its heretic behaviour and fer entering da Orc lands soon enuff.
Dat wus da Day ob Green Growl!
Meh proud to beh an Orc!
Remembur ob dat glory day.
And beh prepared fer next Orc meeting!