What the fu.ck is wrong with you man?!Nitram wrote:Well... okay. I give you another info.
We are currently thinking about....
adding tobacco.
Nitram
Hoping to hear more about the Really Big Update
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Okay. I can't hold it in any longer and since I'm no longer a member of the staff I can get away with spilling the beans on this new update!
The new update will have more of all the things you love the most, including but not limited to:
*A second skill cap that is based on a script that anticipates whether you're considering powergaming and if so not only keeps you from skilling but also logs you out of the game immediately.
*Female and male lizard graphics will be added revealing that female lizards are actually over ten feet taller than the other characters and take up 7x7 tiles.
*All currency is devalued and NPC's now only accept sibanac for purchases.
*Galim returns
*Rothmans become a new selectable race with their own graphic.
*Paperdolling but only for gnomes.
*A third skill cap that is based around a script that anticipates whether you're annoyed with the first or second skill cap then docks your skills and empties your depot.
*Pet system added, including riding animals, but in lieu of pet and horse graphics players are now able to train and ride orc player characters.
*Thirty seven new tools are added that alternatively must be placed in hand, in belt, in bag, on the ground, or not within fifteen squares of the player depending on the item being crafted.
*Slower skill gain and movement finally!
*!gm command changed to ban people who use it instantly.
*Background story rewritten. Game now based off of anime series Naruto.
*New AI programmed that gives Illarion the program the ability to develop itself. Illarion begins hunting for Sarah Conner.
*Removed script that disallows the wearing of armor during woodcutting.
*Added script that disallows the wearing of armor at all times except when woodcutting.
*A full series of background music added. All songs written by the band Journey and sung by our very own Fooser.
*Seventeen new diseases added to go along with flu including diabetes for those who only eat apples and syphilis for cybersex addicts.
The new update will have more of all the things you love the most, including but not limited to:
*A second skill cap that is based on a script that anticipates whether you're considering powergaming and if so not only keeps you from skilling but also logs you out of the game immediately.
*Female and male lizard graphics will be added revealing that female lizards are actually over ten feet taller than the other characters and take up 7x7 tiles.
*All currency is devalued and NPC's now only accept sibanac for purchases.
*Galim returns
*Rothmans become a new selectable race with their own graphic.
*Paperdolling but only for gnomes.
*A third skill cap that is based around a script that anticipates whether you're annoyed with the first or second skill cap then docks your skills and empties your depot.
*Pet system added, including riding animals, but in lieu of pet and horse graphics players are now able to train and ride orc player characters.
*Thirty seven new tools are added that alternatively must be placed in hand, in belt, in bag, on the ground, or not within fifteen squares of the player depending on the item being crafted.
*Slower skill gain and movement finally!
*!gm command changed to ban people who use it instantly.
*Background story rewritten. Game now based off of anime series Naruto.
*New AI programmed that gives Illarion the program the ability to develop itself. Illarion begins hunting for Sarah Conner.
*Removed script that disallows the wearing of armor during woodcutting.
*Added script that disallows the wearing of armor at all times except when woodcutting.
*A full series of background music added. All songs written by the band Journey and sung by our very own Fooser.
*Seventeen new diseases added to go along with flu including diabetes for those who only eat apples and syphilis for cybersex addicts.
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Aegohl wrote:*Seventeen new diseases added to go along with flu including diabetes for those who only eat apples and syphilis for cybersex addicts.
O my god, I just laughed so loud my neibhours for sure think I've gone mad!!! I really do hope for that update Will be so much fun to treat all those illnesses....
PS: I am very glad I did not read this in university. My profs might have stared me to death xD
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