Hoping to hear more about the Really Big Update

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Nitram wrote:Well... okay. I give you another info.

We are currently thinking about....
adding tobacco.

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What the fu.ck is wrong with you man?!
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Will the Tavern become a non-smoking tavern??
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:lol:

I hope Salkamar is not that modern.
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As long as they still sell beer in that tavern.... and PLEASE, no Salkamaerian beer, but dwarven beer ^^.
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Post by Aegohl »

Okay. I can't hold it in any longer and since I'm no longer a member of the staff I can get away with spilling the beans on this new update!

The new update will have more of all the things you love the most, including but not limited to:

*A second skill cap that is based on a script that anticipates whether you're considering powergaming and if so not only keeps you from skilling but also logs you out of the game immediately.

*Female and male lizard graphics will be added revealing that female lizards are actually over ten feet taller than the other characters and take up 7x7 tiles.

*All currency is devalued and NPC's now only accept sibanac for purchases.

*Galim returns

*Rothmans become a new selectable race with their own graphic.

*Paperdolling but only for gnomes.

*A third skill cap that is based around a script that anticipates whether you're annoyed with the first or second skill cap then docks your skills and empties your depot.

*Pet system added, including riding animals, but in lieu of pet and horse graphics players are now able to train and ride orc player characters.

*Thirty seven new tools are added that alternatively must be placed in hand, in belt, in bag, on the ground, or not within fifteen squares of the player depending on the item being crafted.

*Slower skill gain and movement finally!

*!gm command changed to ban people who use it instantly.

*Background story rewritten. Game now based off of anime series Naruto.

*New AI programmed that gives Illarion the program the ability to develop itself. Illarion begins hunting for Sarah Conner.

*Removed script that disallows the wearing of armor during woodcutting.

*Added script that disallows the wearing of armor at all times except when woodcutting.

*A full series of background music added. All songs written by the band Journey and sung by our very own Fooser.

*Seventeen new diseases added to go along with flu including diabetes for those who only eat apples and syphilis for cybersex addicts.
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Post by Kevin Lightdot »

*Paperdolling but only for gnomes.
Yay.
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*Pet system added, including riding animals, but in lieu of pet and horse graphics players are now able to train and ride orc player characters.
Giddeyup
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Post by Arvemor »

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
#me drops dead, after convulsing and thoroughly crapping pants.
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Protip: Never read funny threads during university lectures
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Post by Aegohl »

Hadrian_Abela wrote:Protip: Never read funny threads during university lectures
I added a couple for after the lecture to make up for any stink eye you got from your prof, Llama.
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Post by Galim »

*laughs so hard* god...that really made my day, Aeghol ^.^

My favourites are the Rothman-Race and the Lizard females ;)
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Post by Kevin Lightdot »

There'd better be giant isopods :evil:
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Post by AlexRose »

Tanistian_Kanea wrote:what's a 10/10?
I called someone a Biromaniac today who was going on about burning pens.

But anyway, that's enough punishment for today.
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Post by Damien »

Will the Rothman graphics have "special" animations ?
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And will the rothman race have that new attribute called STD???
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Post by Rhianna Morgan »

Aegohl wrote:*Seventeen new diseases added to go along with flu including diabetes for those who only eat apples and syphilis for cybersex addicts.

O my god, I just laughed so loud my neibhours for sure think I've gone mad!!! I really do hope for that update :P Will be so much fun to treat all those illnesses....

PS: I am very glad I did not read this in university. My profs might have stared me to death xD
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Post by Orioli »

OMG I almost choked that was so funny! Especially the new diseases ..I'm still rolling on the floor in my mind!
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Post by Alexander Knight »

OMG what is becoming of Illarion? We have stoner NPC's, fat female lizards (Does my tail look big in this?) And a bunch of dirty sex adicts with std's... i hope your putting in a gum clinic :(
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Post by Damien »

I especially like the "too-drunk-to-walk-" animation.
And the testclient's 3D-World-Switch (ctrl-alt-F11).
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wasnt it alt-F4??
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Post by Damien »

No. Ctrl-alt-F11 turns on the 3D mode. Everyone knows that !
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It was 3, D and F11.
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Hadrian_Abela wrote:Protip: Never read funny threads during university lectures
Damn, I read that too late... :?
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Post by Arvemor »

Okay another question then. Does anyone know how close it is?
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Post by Alexander Knight »

Arvemor wrote:Okay another question then. Does anyone know how close it is?
How long is a piece of string?
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Post by Llama »

Arvemor wrote:Okay another question then. Does anyone know how close it is?
Oooh. Can I? Can I?

Here goes!











When it's ready.
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Arvemor wrote:Okay another question then. Does anyone know how close it is?
I think in around 7 days, 6 hours, 5 minutes, 4 seconds...but i could be wrong
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*** three stars for the sarcasm-o-meter
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Post by Juliana D'cheyne »

Kranek wrote:
Arvemor wrote:Okay another question then. Does anyone know how close it is?
I think in around 7 days, 6 hours, 5 minutes, 4 seconds...but i could be wrong
dwarfen time?
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Post by Kranek »

Elventime, which means...7 years, 6 months, 5 days, 4 hours in human rl-time ;)
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