Illarionisation !

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:25 pm

of Songs. Here comes mine :
Sing in the tone of Louis Armstrong's "What a wonderful world" :

I see slime quite green - some cow-dung too
covering you - half Troll's Bane too
And i think to myself - what a disgraceful stench

I see seas of poo - icky stuff
You wade right through - without a cough
And i think to myself - what a disgraceful stench

The sever-stench of Troll's Bane - so shitty - i might die
Is always in the noses - of elfies - running by
I see them hold their breath in - saying - "i greet you"
They're really sayin' - this town's poo

In Vanima's sky - trees stand up, so
the air there's just - better than you know
And i think to myself - what a disgraceful stench

The sever-stench of Troll's Bane - so shitty - i might die
Is always in the noses - of elfies - running by
I see them hold their breath in - saying - "i greet you"
They're really sayin' - (shouted) this town's poo !

In Vanima's sky - trees stand up, so
(spoken) You know the air there is really a whole lot better than you'll ever know
And i think to myself - what a disgraceful stench
And i think to myself - what a disgraceful stench

So if you come up with some songtexts "bent" into an illarion-ish themed way by yourself - let's collect them here !

Bellringer · Post by **Bellringer** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:37 pm

Off topic perhaps...But why not.

Faladron · Post by **Faladron** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:49 pm

Well it *has* to do with Illarion... somehow, so it's not realy off-topic

Triton · Post by **Triton** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:50 pm

Llama · Post by **Llama** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:16 am

Faladron wrote:Well it *has* to do with Illarion... somehow, so it's not realy off-topic

The 'what are you thinking right now' thread contains the thoughts of Illarion players, so its to do with illarion.

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:18 am

I have Bohemian Rhapsody, Ghostbusters, How You Remind Me, etc. etc. things.

Dug up a couple.

I couldn’t RP a wise man
I couldn't RP a poor man stealing
Tired of RP’ing a blind man
And having no skills is unappealing
And F8 is what reminds me
F8 is what reminds me of my yellow skills
F8 is what reminds me of my yellow skills

They’re not light blue I’m sorry
I was powergaming in the quarry
Lots of time was taken
For my keyboard was worth breaking
And I've shift clicked, ctrl-clicked,
Crafted 19,000 bottles
These five words in my head
Scream "Are my skills yellow yet?"

YELLOW, YELLOW, YELLOW; not blue
YELLOW, YELLOW, YELLOW; not blue

It's not like you provoked me
But I still ctrl and clicked you
And it must have been so bad
Cause with my yellow skills I damn near killed you

And F8 is what reminds me of my yellow skills
F8 is what reminds me of my yellow skills

They’re not light blue I’m sorry
I was powergaming in the quarry
Lots of time was taken
For my keyboard was worth breaking
And I've bought drow armour and:
I’ve been to the bottom of the graveyard
These five words in my head
Scream "Are my skills yellow yet?"

YELLOW, YELLOW, YELLOW; not blue
YELLOW, YELLOW, YELLOW; not blue
YELLOW, YELLOW, YELLOW; not blue
YELLOW, YELLOW, YELLOW; not blue

Couldn’t RP a wise man
I couldn't RP a poor man stealing
And F8 is what reminds me
F8 is what reminds me
F8 is what reminds me of my yellow skills
F8 is what reminds me of my yellow skills

They’re not light blue I’m sorry
I was powergaming in the quarry
Lots of time was taken
And now my keyboard is breaking!
And I'm so strong, I've been down,
Declared siege on the GM castle
These five words in my head
Scream "YEAH MY SKILLS ARE YELLOW"

YELLOW, YELLOW
My skills are yellow, yeah
YELLOW, YELLOW
My skills are yellow, yeah
YELLOW, YELLOW
My skills are yellow, yeah.
YELLOW, YELLOW
Not blue

And this one, I completely removed the last verse cause it sucked, and it's not really appropriate nowadays e.g. with the stephen rothman/athian/kallahorn/soraja scaramush references etc. but it was alright at the time I suppose.

This isn’t real life
This is an rpg
Living on Gobaith
An escape from reality
Type in your name, log in to the game and plaaaay
I’m a social reject; I need your sympathy
Cos I play online games 24 hours a day
Anywhere this game goes doesn’t really matter to me
To me
Oh damn I just killed someone
Didn’t like what that guy said; control and clicked and now he’s dead
Oh no, I’m gonna get a ban
Cos I didn’t have an rp reaaasooon
GMs, ooooh
I don’t want a ban, if I’m not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, like nothing ever happened
Oh yay, my time is up
I’m playing again, my ban finished at half ten.
Goodbye everybody I’ve gotta go
Cos my parents really need to use the phone
Parents, oooooh
I just wanna play, you said that phonecall would just last five minutes.

I see the little silhoutte of an elf
Scaramush! Scaramush! It must be Soraja
Thunderbolts and lightning, Athian is frightening me

I’ve been captured, (I’ve been captured)
I’ve been captured, (I’ve been captured)
I’ve been captured let me go you stupid o-o-o-o-orcs HEY HEY HEY

I’m just a farmer, nobody loves me
He’s just a farmer from a strong family
Spare him his life or you’ll get beaten up
Farmers come, farmers go; will you let me go?

NUB OOMIE! (No! We will not let you go) (LET HIM GO)
NUB OOMIE! (We will not let you go) (LET HIM GO)
NUB OOMIE! (We will not let you go) (LET HIM GO)
(Will not let you go) (LET ME GO)
(Will not let you go) (LET ME GO)
Whoah whoah whoah
NUB NUB NUB NUB NUB NUB NUB NUB NUB!
Get the town guards, get the town guards, get the town guards quickly now
Stephen Rothman has brought Kallahorn along for me, for me, for meeeeee.

So you think you can capture me as your slave?
Well **** you I think I am officially saaaved.
Caaause you seee, Kallahorn have just saved meee,
I’ve gotta get out, I’ve gotta get right out of here

Llama · Post by **Llama** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:20 am

"Cos my parents really need to use the phone "

Ah the age of dial-up

Vern Kron · Post by **Vern Kron** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:47 am

I liked the last one.

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:15 am

My brother exploited my dial-up once by phoning me for like 5 minutes straight until it cut me off so he cut get through to us.

Unfortunately this was in the irundar maze with Nalzaxx, so our plan for 2 of us to stand on the switches and one to push him in the fountain epic failed when the others helped him in anyway and there was noone left to push.

Salathe · Post by **Salathe** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:32 am

lmao that bohemian rhapsody was great man haha

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:33 pm

I really love that "this is how you remind me" one, it's awesome =)
*sings* F8 is what reminds me...

Drathe · Post by **Drathe** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:33 pm

Genius

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:48 pm

Have a Beatles' "Yesterday"- song Illafication :

Yesterday,
All my skills still were so uber, yay
Now it looks like i'm just GM-prey
Oh i believe this game is gay

Suddenly,
I was twice the n00b i used to be
Had a GM chasing after me
His banning tool i couldn't flee

Why he had to ban i don't know,
I just PKed.
And PGed so long now i think this game is gay

Yesterday,
Illa was an easy game to play,
Now i got a ban and skillcut hey,
Oh i believe this game is gay

Why he had to ban i don't know,
That's not okay
I PGed so long now i think this game is gay

Yesterday,
Illa was an easy game to play,
Now i got a ban and skillcut hey,
Oh i believe this game is gay
MmmHmmmHmmmHmmm....

Oh, and, yeah. The following just kinda came up when the radio was playing George Harrison's "I got my mind set on you" and i was reading Alex' "F8 is what reminds me"-illafication. Sorry, i really couldn't help it, it was too inspiring

I got my mind set on skillz
I got my mind set on skillz
I got my mind set on skillz
I got my mind set on skillz

But i'm gonna need power
A lot of powergaming
It's gonna take real powergaming
To get them yellow

It's gonna take duels
A whole lot of control-clicking
It's gonna take control-click-dueling
To get em, to get em, to get em, to get em, to get em,
To get them yellow !

I got my mind set on skillz
I got my mind set on skillz
I got my mind set on skillz
I got my mind set on skillz

And this time i know it's the deal
The skillcap is not real
I know if i PK and duel it
I know i can powergame through it !

I got my mind set on skillz
set on skillz
I got my mind set on skillz
set on skillz
...

One can of course repeat the whole.

Kranek · Post by **Kranek** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:12 pm

Melodie: Geyers schwarzer Haufen (links such ich noch raus)

Wir sind der Marker wilder Haufen heja hejo!
Und wolln mit Elbenfürsten raufen heja hejohohoho

Ref:
Axt voran, drauf und dran
Nagelt an den Baum den Elbenmann
Und ihr wissts ganz genau
Daneben kommt dann seine Frau

Die Elben ficken jeden Baum heja hejo
Drum wir ihnen den Kopf abhaun heja hejohohoho

Wir saufen Met tag aus tag ein heja hejo
Ja so schön kann das leben sein heja hejohohoho

Wir kämpfen für Götter und Ehr heja hejo
Und unser Ruhm wird immer mehr heja hejohohoho

Wir folgen unserm Jarl zur Schlacht heja hejo
Weil uns das soviel Freude macht heja hejohohoho

Geschlagen gehen sie nach haus heja hejo
Ihre Weiber fechten's besser aus heja hejohohoho

Idee und Umsetzung:
Vigalf und Wilf Matesson

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:23 pm

Das gabs schon mit Xantor's schwarzem Haufen :

"Wir sind des Xantor's schwarzer Haufen heyja - ho
wir wolln mit Nekromanten raufen heyja-ho-ho-ho-ho
Axt voran, Arr ! Drauf und dran,
Hängt aufs Kryptadach nen toten mann..."

Den Rest weiß ich leider längst nich mehr

Kranek · Post by **Kranek** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:30 pm

Xantors Haufen? Nais *g*
kannste den Rest bei Gelegenheit ausgraben?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:34 pm

Ich glaub wir hatten noch :
"Wir ziehen in die Krypta rein / Hau'n Nekromantenzähne ein"
und sowas wie "Skelette, Zombies und Getier / Auch Nekromanten töten wir".
Sehr unsicher bin ich mir mit :
"Der Nekro ist ein übler Wicht / drum trifft die Axt ihm ins Gesicht"
-> könnte auch "Der Nekro ist ein übler Knecht / drum trifft die Axt ihm ins Gemächt" gewesen sein. Eins von beidem, ich glaub es war letzteres, diese stammte von Xantor wenn ich mich nicht irre.
Eine war glaubich ähnlich wie "Sogar der Lich im Kellerloch / ganz sicher weiß, wir killn ihn doch". Oder so. War entweder von Alexander oder Alaine, oder sogar ganz wem anders

War ganz lustig, sind halt mit sechs bis sieben Zwergen unter Xantor's Kommando, zwei Menschen und zwei Elben in die Krypta rein. *g*
Müsstest mal Xantor, Alaine oder Alexander von Hattingen fragen ob die sich noch an was erinnern, allerdings spielen alle drei kaum noch bis gar nicht mehr. Es waren noch einige andere dabei, deren Namen mir jedoch leider schändlichst entfallen sind. :p

(The original of the above is about an old german mercenary group around a 100-200 men big mercenary troup called "Geyer's schwarzer Haufen" formed by the nobleman and tactician Florian Geyer to support the farmers against the noblemen in the german farmer's war around 1500. Kranek's Variation is about the northmark, the version i posted was a few years ago when the dwarf Xantor lead 5-6 other dwarves, two humans and two elves through the crypta)

Kranek · Post by **Kranek** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:43 pm

war das impro im spiel?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:40 pm

Yep, it came from improvisation during the game, and later grew from some msn as well as RL talk.

Kranek · Post by **Kranek** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:01 pm

Damien...sowas gehört in die Analen des SPiels *g*
*stur auf deutsch weiterschreib*

Sundo Raca · Post by **Sundo Raca** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:15 pm

Hehe, the bohemian rhapsody and yesterday ones are great

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:49 pm

Beatles-ish songs are very easy ones, the texts are often quite short and quite simple.

Groot Knorchen · Post by **Groot Knorchen** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:46 am

Altering "Breaking the law" by Judas Priest to show one of the reasons one might not get to play Illa....

Clicking [Ignore]

There I was, simply resting after being a worker-pawn,
I realize I get frustrated by them spamming me until it's dawn,
I feel as though too many care if I live or die,
so I might very well begin to push this button here and cry:

Clicking Ignore, Clicking Ignore
Clicking Ignore, Clicking Ignore!
Clicking Ignore, Clicking Ignore
Clicking Ignore, Clicking Ignore!

So much for the Illarion client, I don't even get to /click/ 'start'
After so much spam messages gotten there's anger in my heart!
You don't know what it's like if they don't have a clue
If you did you'd find yourself doing the same thing too!

Clicking Ignore, Clicking Ignore
Clicking Ignore, Clicking Ignore!
Clicking Ignore, Clicking Ignore
Clicking Ignore, Clicking Ignore!

You don't know what it's like!

Clicking Ignore, Clicking Ignore
Clicking Ignore, Clicking Ignore!
Clicking Ignore, Clicking Ignore
Clicking Ignore, Clicking Ignore!

Clicking Ignore!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:26 am

Nothing Else Splatters

So sharp, no matter how hard
couldn't cut much more through their arse
hack, slash and cut near and far
and nothing else splatters

Never opened an orc this way
cut him down, throw his head away
with this blade, i can just slay
and nothing else splatters

Blades i seeked, and i found a new
shiny blade, and i saved up too
so i bought it and then i slew
and nothing else splatters

Never care for what they do
Never care for whom they owned
run 'em through

So sharp, no matter how hard
couldn't cut much more through their arse
hack, slash and cut near and far
and nothing else splatters

Never care for what they do
Never care for whom they owned
run 'em through

Never opened an orc this way
cut him down, throw his head away
with this blade, i can just slay
and nothing else splatters

Blades i seeked, and i found a new
shiny blade, and i saved up too
so i bought it and then i slew
and nothing else splatters

Never care for who they slay,
Never care for how they play,
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for whom they owned
run 'em through
ooh yeah

So sharp, no matter how hard
couldn't cut much more through their arse
hack, slash and cut near and far
No, nothing else splatters

1d20 · Post by **1d20** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:52 pm

Necrobump of the century?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:41 pm

Collection addition.

Po Will · Post by **Po Will** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:14 am

I couldn't resist...

Troll's bane, Troll'a bane; what can I say?
It's only in certain towns you'll meet a would-be prince and demi-god all in one day.
Or a yonder thief, whose life has been wrought with strife.
At least that'll be his excuse, after he's caught trying to stick Fooser with his 'knife'.

I've seen it all, watched it pass on good bye.
Watched the old tongue's all gather to zap the temple's arse into the sky.
I remember a union, filled with farmer and attention whore.
Whose whole village was murdered and butchered.. forgive me, was I about to snore?

Then one could travel to the elven isle.
But then you'd discover their rules were but a stinkin' pile!
For a race so old and noble and true.
They sure would drop their pants, quicker than Alexander could woo.

Least we forget the Orcish brutes.
Who'd quicker offer you and your family up for spiritual loot.
They'd hack and slash and sing all night.
Offer your soul up to their father with devilish delight.

So take this warning with a pinch of salt.
If you fancy this realm for a visit..
..bring some f***ing malt!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Nov 01, 2012 3:32 pm

The house of the rotworm
use the melody of "the house of the rising sun"

There is a house in varshikar,
they call it the rotworm.
And it's been the ruin for many a worm.
For beer, you know, they're done.

The Alrik is an innkeeper,
he made this Kumdah brew.
And for to make the taste okay
He killed a worm, or two.

Now the only thing the Kumdah needs
Is hop, and malt, and worm.
And if you leave that worm away
you'll earn a desert storm.

Oh Tialdin, tell your dwarvlings
Not to do what you have done
To waste their coin in the fluffy sheep,
to Kumdah, they should come.

Well, i got one foot in the doorhouse
the other foot on the way
I'm walking up to Varshikar
Just north of Kumdah Bay.

Well, there's a house in Varhsikar
They call it the rotworm
And their beer's much better than every one
that's brewed in Troll's Bane town.

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