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Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:31 am
by Po Will
Celdea Luyten: Sere, you should take from poor people..
This place gets better and better :lol:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:34 pm
by Sonara Stone
I was reading through some older threads and found this hilarious...
ANNOUNCEMENT

The Magic Academy sadly announces the death of Janitor Hans in an unfortunate cleaning accident while attempting to throw into the garbage, where it belongs, a statue of Pellandria, being crushed in the process.
Janitor As'tiff'ruk takes his place.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:36 pm
by Qeewee
Sonara Stone wrote:I was reading through some older threads and found this hilarious...
ANNOUNCEMENT

The Magic Academy sadly announces the death of Janitor Hans in an unfortunate cleaning accident while attempting to throw into the garbage, where it belongs, a statue of Pellandria, being crushed in the process.
Janitor As'tiff'ruk takes his place.
I still find that hilarious * nod* :lol:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:16 pm
by Joxia Doral
w:Joxia Doral: And I will even make you some of my beer..
Joxia Doral raises her voice intentionally
Joxia Doral: I used to b e told it was better than Borgates swill any day.
(531715934)'Orren': To think he still allows us to sit here...
Joxia Doral: hes too drunk to do anything about it
(531715934)'Orren': Good assessment. True too.
Borgate Northoff: Arrr!


Borgate right on que !

Oh and he must know Jox & silverbrand are not quite agreeable ATM...he sold her an empty golblet of mead. :P

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:18 pm
by Grokk
Nalzaxx wrote:Elsewhere on the mainland, far away from the lands of Gobaith, another letter arrives. Nalzaxx claps his hands with glee, always eager to recieve such messages, and walks hurridly into his study to open the envelope. He settles himself at his desk and dons his spectacles as the dove which carried the envelope flutters onto the top of a nearby hat stand. He breaks the wax seal and, barely able to contain his glee, begins to read the words within;
"News from Gobaith? Oh my!" he says, an excited glint flickering in his ghostly eyes.
"I wonder what important news heralds from a land I have long since abandoned?"
He reads the letter carefully, occasionally pushing up the spectacles on his face, (which became rather tiresome due to his lack of a nose).
"On the 9th of Tanos year 33 Joxia Doral laid claim to the abandoned settlement of the Nordmark." he reads, his voice rising in pitch with each word. He looks across to the dove atop his hat stand with an incredulous look.
"But it is only the 9th of Tanos today! And Gobaith is many miles away! How has one dove achieved such a feat?" he asks in astonishment as he tries to wrap his brain around the concept. Suddenly he jumps from his desk and grabs for the bird, stuffing it away in a cage and rushing towards his laboratory. After many hours of prodding, probing and examining, he had finally managed to unlock the secrets of the bird's incredible speed and endurance. Setting his goblin slaves to work he toiled many hours recreating the intricacies he had uncovered.

Finally, after many weeks of labour (though it was somehow still only 6 in the afternoon) he stepped back and admired his work.
"Marvelous, from now on messages will only take minutes to reach their destination. I shall call this great invention...e-quail."
And thus had Nalzaxx unearthed how former inhabitants of Gobaith heard, from many hundreds of miles away, the latest developments of the land within mere minutes.
Outstanding.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:34 pm
by Po Will
Grokk wrote:
Nalzaxx wrote:Elsewhere on the mainland, far away from the lands of Gobaith, another letter arrives. Nalzaxx claps his hands with glee, always eager to recieve such messages, and walks hurridly into his study to open the envelope. He settles himself at his desk and dons his spectacles as the dove which carried the envelope flutters onto the top of a nearby hat stand. He breaks the wax seal and, barely able to contain his glee, begins to read the words within;
"News from Gobaith? Oh my!" he says, an excited glint flickering in his ghostly eyes.
"I wonder what important news heralds from a land I have long since abandoned?"
He reads the letter carefully, occasionally pushing up the spectacles on his face, (which became rather tiresome due to his lack of a nose).
"On the 9th of Tanos year 33 Joxia Doral laid claim to the abandoned settlement of the Nordmark." he reads, his voice rising in pitch with each word. He looks across to the dove atop his hat stand with an incredulous look.
"But it is only the 9th of Tanos today! And Gobaith is many miles away! How has one dove achieved such a feat?" he asks in astonishment as he tries to wrap his brain around the concept. Suddenly he jumps from his desk and grabs for the bird, stuffing it away in a cage and rushing towards his laboratory. After many hours of prodding, probing and examining, he had finally managed to unlock the secrets of the bird's incredible speed and endurance. Setting his goblin slaves to work he toiled many hours recreating the intricacies he had uncovered.

Finally, after many weeks of labour (though it was somehow still only 6 in the afternoon) he stepped back and admired his work.
"Marvelous, from now on messages will only take minutes to reach their destination. I shall call this great invention...e-quail."
And thus had Nalzaxx unearthed how former inhabitants of Gobaith heard, from many hundreds of miles away, the latest developments of the land within mere minutes.
Outstanding.
Beat me to it ya bugger :lol:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:08 pm
by Qeewee
Grokk wrote:
Nalzaxx wrote:Elsewhere on the mainland, far away from the lands of Gobaith, another letter arrives. Nalzaxx claps his hands with glee, always eager to recieve such messages, and walks hurridly into his study to open the envelope. He settles himself at his desk and dons his spectacles as the dove which carried the envelope flutters onto the top of a nearby hat stand. He breaks the wax seal and, barely able to contain his glee, begins to read the words within;
"News from Gobaith? Oh my!" he says, an excited glint flickering in his ghostly eyes.
"I wonder what important news heralds from a land I have long since abandoned?"
He reads the letter carefully, occasionally pushing up the spectacles on his face, (which became rather tiresome due to his lack of a nose).
"On the 9th of Tanos year 33 Joxia Doral laid claim to the abandoned settlement of the Nordmark." he reads, his voice rising in pitch with each word. He looks across to the dove atop his hat stand with an incredulous look.
"But it is only the 9th of Tanos today! And Gobaith is many miles away! How has one dove achieved such a feat?" he asks in astonishment as he tries to wrap his brain around the concept. Suddenly he jumps from his desk and grabs for the bird, stuffing it away in a cage and rushing towards his laboratory. After many hours of prodding, probing and examining, he had finally managed to unlock the secrets of the bird's incredible speed and endurance. Setting his goblin slaves to work he toiled many hours recreating the intricacies he had uncovered.

Finally, after many weeks of labour (though it was somehow still only 6 in the afternoon) he stepped back and admired his work.
"Marvelous, from now on messages will only take minutes to reach their destination. I shall call this great invention...e-quail."
And thus had Nalzaxx unearthed how former inhabitants of Gobaith heard, from many hundreds of miles away, the latest developments of the land within mere minutes.
Outstanding.
Hilarious

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:12 pm
by Vayne
quote="Grokk"]
Nalzaxx wrote:Elsewhere on the mainland, far away from the lands of Gobaith, another letter arrives. Nalzaxx claps his hands with glee, always eager to recieve such messages, and walks hurridly into his study to open the envelope. He settles himself at his desk and dons his spectacles as the dove which carried the envelope flutters onto the top of a nearby hat stand. He breaks the wax seal and, barely able to contain his glee, begins to read the words within;
"News from Gobaith? Oh my!" he says, an excited glint flickering in his ghostly eyes.
"I wonder what important news heralds from a land I have long since abandoned?"
He reads the letter carefully, occasionally pushing up the spectacles on his face, (which became rather tiresome due to his lack of a nose).
"On the 9th of Tanos year 33 Joxia Doral laid claim to the abandoned settlement of the Nordmark." he reads, his voice rising in pitch with each word. He looks across to the dove atop his hat stand with an incredulous look.
"But it is only the 9th of Tanos today! And Gobaith is many miles away! How has one dove achieved such a feat?" he asks in astonishment as he tries to wrap his brain around the concept. Suddenly he jumps from his desk and grabs for the bird, stuffing it away in a cage and rushing towards his laboratory. After many hours of prodding, probing and examining, he had finally managed to unlock the secrets of the bird's incredible speed and endurance. Setting his goblin slaves to work he toiled many hours recreating the intricacies he had uncovered.

Finally, after many weeks of labour (though it was somehow still only 6 in the afternoon) he stepped back and admired his work.
"Marvelous, from now on messages will only take minutes to reach their destination. I shall call this great invention...e-quail."
And thus had Nalzaxx unearthed how former inhabitants of Gobaith heard, from many hundreds of miles away, the latest developments of the land within mere minutes.
Outstanding.[/quote]

Damn. I spat food over myself when I read this. Love it though :)

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:52 pm
by Sonara Stone
Qeewee wrote:
Grokk wrote:
Nalzaxx wrote:Elsewhere on the mainland, far away from the lands of Gobaith, another letter arrives. Nalzaxx claps his hands with glee, always eager to recieve such messages, and walks hurridly into his study to open the envelope. He settles himself at his desk and dons his spectacles as the dove which carried the envelope flutters onto the top of a nearby hat stand. He breaks the wax seal and, barely able to contain his glee, begins to read the words within;
"News from Gobaith? Oh my!" he says, an excited glint flickering in his ghostly eyes.
"I wonder what important news heralds from a land I have long since abandoned?"
He reads the letter carefully, occasionally pushing up the spectacles on his face, (which became rather tiresome due to his lack of a nose).
"On the 9th of Tanos year 33 Joxia Doral laid claim to the abandoned settlement of the Nordmark." he reads, his voice rising in pitch with each word. He looks across to the dove atop his hat stand with an incredulous look.
"But it is only the 9th of Tanos today! And Gobaith is many miles away! How has one dove achieved such a feat?" he asks in astonishment as he tries to wrap his brain around the concept. Suddenly he jumps from his desk and grabs for the bird, stuffing it away in a cage and rushing towards his laboratory. After many hours of prodding, probing and examining, he had finally managed to unlock the secrets of the bird's incredible speed and endurance. Setting his goblin slaves to work he toiled many hours recreating the intricacies he had uncovered.

Finally, after many weeks of labour (though it was somehow still only 6 in the afternoon) he stepped back and admired his work.
"Marvelous, from now on messages will only take minutes to reach their destination. I shall call this great invention...e-quail."
And thus had Nalzaxx unearthed how former inhabitants of Gobaith heard, from many hundreds of miles away, the latest developments of the land within mere minutes.
Outstanding.
Hilarious
Amazing.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:41 pm
by Tinya
After reading a certain RP thread:

Vic: Is pissed.
Vic: Is REALLY pissed.

:lol:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:01 pm
by Joxia Doral
Shannon says:
Your not mad still at me?
matesson@gmail.com says:
depends...
matesson@gmail.com says:
you got beer?
Shannon says:
*hands him a beer*
matesson@gmail.com says:
illl think about it :P

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:45 am
by Korwin
(49528597)! Athian: tsk tsk...this is hairy..
Kaidan Firestone: you should fold
Kaidan Firestone: (( but dont really say fold!))
(49528597) Athian: I think you should..
(49528597) Athian: check
Melissa: Seat 1 checks.
Melissa: Seat 3, it is your turn.
Kaidan Firestone: ((if you dont want too, dont ever say fold in a sentence when it is your turn))
Melissa: Seat 3 folds.
Melissa: Seat 1 wins 54.15.
Kaidan Firestone: f***

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:17 am
by Kaidan Firestone
That was not funny.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:18 am
by Colin Smalls
Korwin wrote:
(49528597)! Athian: tsk tsk...this is hairy..
Kaidan Firestone: you should fold
Kaidan Firestone: (( but dont really say fold!))
(49528597) Athian: I think you should..
(49528597) Athian: check
Melissa: Seat 1 checks.
Melissa: Seat 3, it is your turn.
Kaidan Firestone: ((if you dont want too, dont ever say fold in a sentence when it is your turn))
Melissa: Seat 3 folds.
Melissa: Seat 1 wins 54.15.
Kaidan Firestone: f***
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:29 am
by Sonara Stone
Kaidan Firestone wrote:That was not funny.
Oh, I beg to differ...

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:37 am
by Athian
Sonara Stone wrote:
Kaidan Firestone wrote:That was not funny.
Oh, I beg to differ...
I don't know about Kaiden and Orren but i nearly laughed myself into an aneurysm, thanks for the free money ^^

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:14 pm
by Po Will
Kaidan Firestone: The only mage here is a pregnant woman.. I am mildly alarmed..
LMAO

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:12 pm
by Po Will
take a look at the board and gets a bit angry and disappionted about that her decicions had been questioned and rips the parchment that ferin wrote away before anyone else can read it
ahh, where are those good old days when one had just to say something outlandish and never be questioned... :lol:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:55 pm
by Matron
Junior Giant wrote:I hope the RP's win over the PG's, this is probably just an empty hope.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:59 pm
by Po Will
Matron wrote:
Junior Giant wrote:I hope the RP's win over the PG's, this is probably just an empty hope.
har har, he hab hope in da communty ob rp'ers? :lol:
:roll:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:44 am
by Matron
The Kingdom celebrates it's great King who has again achieved a glorious victory.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:47 am
by Orioli
The victory over .. noone.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:56 pm
by Copper Dragon
All dressed up and no one to kill. What? No beer, women, or coin? Thats not how you run a war. Where is the *grumbles as they wander off* :x

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:44 pm
by Matron
Großes Siegespicknick in Kumdah/Big victory picnic in Kumdah

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:09 pm
by Tialdin
Meeting in Bane between Retlak and Tialdin.

'Retlak' grunts.
Tialdin koffs
Tialdin: you again?
'Retlak': Are you still here?
'Retlak': I thought i told you to leave my town.
Tialdin: i thoght we have said to leave the town
Tialdin: hmm
Tialdin: i think it could be a long discussion
'Retlak': Yes it could
'Retlak': should we go our own ways?
Tialdin: or we make a compromiss
Tialdin: we leave the town together i am ready with my business here
'Retlak': Fine by me.
Tialdin: good
Tialdin: so we found a solution
'Retlak': Yes

And shoulder on shoulder they leave the town....

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:13 pm
by Copper Dragon
And shoulder on shoulder they leave the town....
And they make such a cute couple. :roll:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:26 am
by Sonara Stone
'Paddy'O': sure you dont want a grape?
'Paddy'O' tries his best to be seductive as he eats one

This made me laugh so hard.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:32 am
by Po Will
Skull': Meh lub this town
:lol:

Skull was brilliant tonight, shame Ortegs comrades weren't there though, would'a been interesting :twisted:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:09 am
by Retlak
Orteg? GERRON'S SON? Where is that guy?

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:45 pm
by Matron
Tyl Reinayor wrote:Besonderer Dank geht an Djironnyma für ein langes und intensives Gespräch.
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