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Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:53 pm
by Velisai
Awesome typo :mrgreen:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:14 pm
by Teflon
Velisai wrote:Awesome typo :mrgreen:
:D

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:06 pm
by Katharina Brightrim
Erin Thorstar flüstert: und wie geht es dir heute, schöne?
Nizar lächelt: 'Danke für Eure Sorge, mein Freund. Mir geht es gut, da ich die sichere Stadt nicht verlasse. Wie ist es Euch ergangen?'

Djironnyma lächelt matt. "Aber du hast gut auf mich aufgepasst.
Vitus erhebt sich
Erin Thorstar sagt: pfff...nicht du nizar
Nizar sagt: Ja? Ihr möchtet reden? Ich bin immer für ein gutes Gespräch zu haben.

Riniao Teries lächelt und rekt stolz sein Kinn
Erin Thorstar sagt: nein...
Nizar sagt: Nehmt Euch Zeit eure Antwort zu bedenken während wir reden.

Riniao Teries sagt: Natürlich!
Katharina Ross sieht von Erin zu Nizar und zurück
Katharina Ross sagt: Da bahnt sich eine wunderbare Freundschaft an
Erin Thorstar sagt: bloss wenns um steine geht...
Nizar sagt: Ich verstehe.
Ich liebe die NPC's :D

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:09 am
by Mephistopheles
Vern Burnhammer grumbles at the standstill..
Vern Burnhammer says: feck this...
Caldarion says: No..but I see no sense in killing if more and more come back anyway
Ranwyln says: hm can we get the cave crushed ?
Vern Burnhammer jumps from the wall and rolls meeting the closest dwarf with his axe
Ranwyln says: dont want all of those dwarves down there to rush into galmair when i am asleep
Someone says: I can't count them, not hundred but close
Vern Burnhammer delivers a mighty swing, knocking back his opponent.
Someone says: oh
Ranwyln says: crazy Vern
Vern Burnhammer stumbles back and falls to the ground.
Someone says: pure dwarf


yup pure orc-dwarf :P

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:11 am
by Quinasa
Severus Rabon: Real men tell the women in their lives how much they mean to them.
Real men love.
Hehehehehe.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:02 pm
by Raelith
<Arcia> Praise our canine ancestors for meat teeth!
<Raelith> My great grandmother was a dog?
<Annabeth_> Yes Rae, she was.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:10 am
by Leon Demelii
Brother-in-law :"You don't like anything I like!"
Sister: "I know"
Brother-in law: "Why are we even married!?"
Sister: "You're gross."


(Mother f***er.... I love these two.)

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:15 pm
by Rincewind
Dagbladden wrote: A bottomless barrel
Alcohol abuse in the tavern
Due to bad quality of the cooper or simply too much power Hagar beat the bottom out of a full new barrel ale. According to his report about half of the ale could rescued using basket and swap.

~~~~

Dem Fass den Boden ausgeschlagen
Alkoholmissbrauch in der Taverne
War es schlechte Qualität des Büttners oder schlicht zu viel Kraft. Beim Anstich eines neuen Fasses schlug Hagar diesem den Boden aus. Er konnte nach eigenen Aussagen unter Einsatz von Eimer und Lappen etwa die Hälfte des Getränkes retten.
XD

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 7:54 pm
by Rincewind
A schenkt ihm kurz ein Lächeln und flüstert: ich mag dich
B schiebt stirnrunzeklnd die Unterlippe vor.
A hebt die Hand und greift damit nach seinem Kinn. Kräftig aber nicht grob.
B lässt mit sich machen.
A schmunzelt und haucht ihm flüchtig einen Kuss auf die Wange ehe sie die Hand wieder wegnimmt.
B scheint Hunger zu haben, ein leises Magenknurren ist zu vernehmen.

:roll:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon May 26, 2014 8:36 pm
by Kyre
From the famous Dagbladden: http://illarion.org/community/forums/vi ... 6&start=60

By the way Galmairians are considered the rude ones in the land, but usually they don’t interrupt the other towns meetings

A great read! :lol:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:28 am
by Meriel Pelith
Yeah,so... :) typos for the win!
Meriel Pelith grins for a moment, then leans in to lick the tip of her tongue over his lips.
Thurimbrand chuckles
Thurimbrand says: Well, that was close!
Meriel Pelith grins and leans back a little, looking at him with a mischievous look.
Thurimbrand says: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Thurimbrand says: ((oops!))
Sarangerel drums a loud though simple rhythm.
Uhuru Pryler says: Work quickly.
Sarangerel starts to beat the drum with more concentration, slwoly she starts to speak strange words.
Meriel Pelith looks to Velisai for a moment, offering her a kind smile, before turning her attention back to Sarangerel, watching her intently as she beats the drunks.
Meriel Pelith says: drums*
Teptoc says: Doess your kind make juice from bearss?
Meriel Pelith says: ... Bears?
Meriel Pelith says: Oh...
Teptoc gives it to her unopened
Meriel Pelith takes the bottle to read the lable.
(...)
Meriel Pelith says: No, it's not made of bear. But people will name specific drinks after something... This especially common with different brews of bear.
Meriel Pelith says: beer*
Teptoc whispers: (( :D ))
Meriel Pelith whispers: ((hahaha ))

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 11:03 pm
by Annabeth
In game:
S'rrt K'shire stays rather quiet throughout all of this but he does lift a leg over the other.

IRC:
[22:59] <PO Teptoc> srrt, you beautiful woman
[22:59] <PO Teptoc> crossing legs :O

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:41 pm
by Annabeth
BrycePolk wrote:Fortunately these days it’s not hard to find locksmiths who can give you access to your home without any kind of damage. As you have not mentioned the location where you want such service, however I would recommend metronyclocksmith.com if you want it in New York. Well I have no intention to promote their name; it is just because I have used their services when I lost the keys of my homes too. They just reach my place and open the door within a minute. Hope they would help you too.
Bot gone wrong..?

http://illarion.org/community/forums/vi ... =4&t=34532

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:54 pm
by Mephistopheles
Poof?
alright so how did you just vanish?


Ufedhin
((lmfao I teleported to my Bro's character, he was being dumb talking to me on the phone so I decided to go and help him out. I just thought it would be funny to poof :lol: )) Mephy
BAH! you never told me its occ now i have started a rumor about supposed powers of darkness possessed by thee !
LMFAO poor rp on my part but LMFAO :twisted:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:53 pm
by Ufedhin
:lol: :lol: :lol: good form ol' chap.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:25 am
by Mephistopheles
(elfess)Someone: steals Fooser's flower

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:34 am
by Rourke
Pia Castaveri says: Blade, don't be rude, will you? She is uncomfortable with your way of, um, staring.
Lyrica Elmswood taps her fingers on the tables edge
Pia Castaveri says: I bet you got that sort of reaction before, didn't you?
Borgate Northoff grumbles a slow melody.
Pia Castaveri says: It is not the way to win a girl's heart, I'll tell you that.
Pia Castaveri winks with a smile.
Someone says: What was on my reaction wrong?
Half-hung Bryan says: Hr-hrm.
Lyrica Elmswood says: I have won a many a girls heart and yes that is not the way to go.
Lyrica Elmswood chuckles lightly at the woman by her.
Hook Gowan braces his arms akimbo and glances doubtfully across the room.
Pia Castaveri says: Already told you to loose the hood. Makes you look like a bandit.
Pia Castaveri says: Makes people edgy.
Someone says: I will not be the best lover. So I'am sure i don't get a woman.
Someone says: I like my hood
Someone says: She the only one they is ever on my side.
Lyrica Elmswood whispers: Would explain why he isnt the best lover, too attached to his clothing!
Lyrica Elmswood murmurs something softly with a mischevious wink
Pia Castaveri giggles softly.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:41 pm
by Evie
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Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:49 am
by Kyre
Ulquiorra Dreadhart says: umm excuse me?
Ulquiorra Dreadhart says: would you happen to have a bottle and a daydream?
Ulquiorra Dreadhart says: Err.. I mean.. wow that sounds wrong.
Kyre blinks and suddenly turns "a bottle and a what?" then grins "I have an apple"

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:17 pm
by Lia
Elf looks to the Lizard
Elf say: Excuse me, but can i ask you something?
Elf say: Are you male or female? I do not want to be rude but I have not met many of your kind.
Lizard say: is a female
Lizard say: but does not look for an elf husband
:mrgreen:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 12:39 pm
by Banduk
Autoemote gestern:
Banduk hebt seine Waffe in die Höhe und klappert mit den Zähnen.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:18 am
by Uhuru
My sister talks to her dog, Snoopy...

"You know how I feel about that."
Then she starts cussing and swearing as she tries to get Snoopy's ball out from under a small table. It seems neither of them has the capability to fetch the ball.
"I specifically told you not to do that."
"I told you not to do that Snoopy, and you went ahead and did it anyway." (I seriously can't make this up, she's talking to the dog!)

She finally looks for and uses a tool to retrieve the ball! She's so upset at the dog that she puts the ball up out of his reach and tells him it's time to lay down and relax.

Yup, this is my sister. (not the Evie one!)

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 5:44 am
by Uhuru
It seems Lafadiel was very impressed and wasn't taking no for an answer! Also known as: Caldarion is a very lucky man. :wink:

Uhuru Pryler smiles broadly as she watches them.
Lafadiel stoped for a shot moment
Uhuru Pryler says: Oh you two, sparring until you fall?
Lafadiel eats a mufin
Drathe pulls off his helm, wiping his sweaty brow with the back of a forearm.
Drathe says: I'm, bloody, tired, out.
Lafadiel says: you dont will Train more?
Uhuru Pryler says: Oh, mister Azure, your sandwich. *hands the big man a freshly baked sandwich*
Lafadiel says: ((What the f... a sanmdwitch? xD))
Drathe says: (( I want one! ))
Uhuru Pryler smiles as she turns back to the men in the field.
Uhuru Pryler says: You boys hungry?
Lafadiel says: Yes
Uhuru Pryler offers them each one.
Lafadiel grabs the sandwitch and eats them
Azure Lynch says: this is so delicious
Lafadiel says: How much coins for one?
Uhuru Pryler says: The rest are for my honey.
Uhuru Pryler grins.
Drathe says: Thank you very much!
Uhuru Pryler says: You're welcome.
Lafadiel says: Allright I'am ready again
Lafadiel says: Uhuru how much coast so a sandwitch?
Uhuru Pryler says: I would sell them for 12 silvers each.
Lafadiel hands her some coins
Uhuru Pryler says: Oh no.
Uhuru Pryler gives the coins back.
Uhuru Pryler says: I have none for sale right now.
Uhuru Pryler says: All I made go to Cal.
Lafadiel looks confuced at hger
Lafadiel sighs
Uhuru Pryler says: I have to collect eggs and milk and it takes much work before I will have more ready.
Uhuru Pryler says: I will let you know.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:10 am
by Juliana D'cheyne
Past history... was talking with Fooser.

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Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:39 am
by Yridia Anar
Echt süßer verschreibsler :)
er blickt amüsiert die Zähne.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:52 pm
by Sarai Flysse
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I laughed.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:27 pm
by Soraja
Mas auf dem Illarion Team-Speak Server, man hört:

- Mama... Durst.
~ Ja gleich Schatz, guck mal Mama hat hier nen Haufen Skelette.

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Mas on the Illarion Team-Speak server, you hear:

- Mum... thirsty.
~ Hold on. Look, Mum has a bunch of skeletons to fight.

:lol: :lol:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:50 am
by Katharina Brightrim
Those are logs from different days (maybe 2 days between each other)... I really laughed at this "Teptoc..." :D
Teptoc sagt: Much obliged, Missss Rosss.
Katharina Thorstar sagt: Thorstar
Katharina Thorstar smiles
Teptoc sagt: Teptoc.
Annabeth glances back, smiling faintly.
Katharina Thorstar sagt: Noo.. I mean... miss thorstar.. not miss ross anymore
Teptoc slips the bottles into the handy bag he is carrying across his bag
Teptoc sagt: I ssee..
Teptoc sagt: Greetingss, Misss Rosss.
Katharina Thorstar chuckles
Katharina Thorstar sagt: Thorstar
Teptoc sagt: Teptoc.
Katharina Thorstar sagt: It feels like we had this conversation before..
Teptoc sagt: I do not recall.
Katharina Thorstar sagt: Ah, I see
Katharina Thorstar sagt: I married and now my lastname is Thorstar
Teptoc sagt: I ssee.
Teptoc sagt: Mother'ss blesssing, Misss Rosss.
Katharina Thorstar smiles and waves
Katharina Thorstar sagt: Thorstar
Teptoc sagt: Teptoc..
Teptoc sagt: Misss Rosss.. do you offer robess and coatss?
Katharina Thorstar sagt: Teptoc.. really..
Katharina Thorstar sagt: It's Miss Thorstar
Teptoc sagt: Who iss?
Katharina Thorstar sagt: I'm
Teptoc sagt: I ssee.
Katharina Thorstar sagt: we had this conversation twice now

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:34 pm
by Alytys Lamar
:oops: Sneezing and typing isn't my thing :P
Wulfgorda sagt: A bit more precise, please!
Aleytys Lamar sagt: if I lick your ass Wulfgorda is that precise enough ?
Wulfgorda sagt: Ja, das ist mein Name. Über welche Orte wollt ihr Information?
Aleytys Lamar sagt: *kick*
Aleytys Lamar sagt: ((omg -... what a bad typo))
Drathe flüstert: (( hahaha ahhh made me laugh! :p ))

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:33 pm
by Jen
Dji verlernt das Rollenspiel.
Dji unlearns how to roleplay.


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