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Hew Keenaxe taps his foot as he waits in line
Teptoc is actually just standing there, staring at the wall

Hew waiting for a turn at the depot

Grosh Flameheart sagt: A good defense lowers the need for a hospital.
Katharina Ross sagt: It doesn`t
Grosh Flameheart sagt: It does.
Elvaine Morgan sagt: We even could establish a chair there then.
Djironnyma sagt: Indeed
Katharina Ross sagt: Illnesses can't be defeated by guards
Grosh Flameheart sagt: Slashes, cuts and wounds can.
Alrik Grimler leans back
Shiba Tsukimi nods approvingly to Katharina
Lafadiel tilts his head from side to die
Lafadiel sagt: side*

Frida says: Da steht wer draußen und schreit herum.
Frida says: Und verteilt Kekse
Katharina Ross says: Uh, I will look after that guy
Shiba Tsukimi smiles to the halfling woman
Djironnyma says: Und wir sitzen hier und diskutieren.

Epic

Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Tirry... this is me you're talking to.
Tirrend sighs, grinning. "Right, no use lieing to you."
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: No need to lie anyway.
Lotta Medborgar examines her armour.
Tirrend says: Right again.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: I think we've been through enough that it's safe to say nothing is going to shock either of us.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Face it, no matter how far you go, or what crazy things you do. You're stuck with me.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal smirks.
Tirrend says: It seems so. But I suppose I can live with that.
Tirrend offers her a smile.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal returns the smile, nudging his arm gently with her shoulder.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: I'm glad you stopped me on that bridge.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: We may not be suited as lovers, but I think I found a good friend.
Hagar Wernson looks around bored.
Tirrend just nods in agreement, grinning. "And since there's no use in me lieing.. can I say that you look awful in yellow."



Oh how I've missed that charming devil

Annabeth: I was not there to listen.
Teptoc: You were not. How old are you?
Alexis Dostas: This is none of your business, sorry.
Annabeth: I agree with Alexis.

NPCs and their perfect comments.

So.. I forgot to log off, and this happened:

Kraex'Ju says: ...
Kraex'Ju says: Uh 'lo agains
Thomas Dalenus says: A woman without a dress is commonly half as beautiful.
Kraex'Ju casually takes out a rope and decides to try and tie up Annabeth.
Kraex'Ju tries to tie up the human lady.
Annabeth has a tight rope around the hands.
Kraex'Ju says: Weeh!
Kraex'Ju says: Come mah minion!
Kraex'Ju unties the human lady.
Kraex'Ju grins.

Had to.

Teptoc says: Iss your kind attracted by excrementss?
Tyan Masines says: Only the weird ones.
Teptoc says: You sseem overly amazed with them.
Tyan Masines says: What- oh.
Tyan Masines says: My cursing.
Teptoc says: Your curssing.

My name is Nickolas Flamel

in need of teaching by a master Alchemist.

Annabeth wrote:

My name is Nickolas Flamel

in need of teaching by a master Alchemist.

So glad I'm not the only one who found this amusing.

S: "Der lügt doch, wie Djironnyma druckt."

Try to translate: "He is lying, like Djironnyma printing.

Rincewind wrote:Onyx Goldbräu

Onyx Goldbräu streckte die Zunge raus/sticks her tongue out
Valerio Guilianni looks at the little dwarf next to him and knocks her head.

[...]

Onyx Goldbräu sagt: Hat are..*grits her teeth*..always awesome
Zzrracck sagt: hmm..
Valerio Guilianni knocks the little dwarf again.
[...]

Valerio Guilianni sagt: And you haven't learnt to behave in these 30 years, have you?
...
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: I had...much to do.
Kyre grins watching the Don and the stranger
Valerio Guilianni knocks her again
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: I fear behavior lessons...cut a bit short.
Valerio Guilianni sagt: Wrong answer
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: Au!

[...]
Valerio Guilianni sagt: Tialdin...you have to teach your grandchild some basic behaviour.
Valerio Guilianni sagt: She should learn how a dwarf behaves.

Tialdin sagt: its not my grandchild, calls me only Grandfather like you Uncle.

Onyx Goldbräu sagt: You could be my Grandfather Tialdin, thats why I call you like that. in my homekingdob, all did that that way. like the elders "Väterchen" or like that
Valerio Guilianni sagt: Wondering, was has happened to your education.

Valerio Guilianni sagt: When I was in your age....arrrr...different time, arrr.

Onyx Goldbräu sagt: Uhm.. my parents did eengage some teachers..but..I missed nearly all lesons...
Tialdin sagt: yes in our time Don we are more worse than that.

Valerio Guilianni sagt: Who needs a teacher for socialisation?
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: Anything was more intersting than listening to teachers ...
Valerio Guilianni sagt: But now you listen
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: Graturag Silberschweif mister Don
Sarangerel sagt: OI little brat... If yoa havn't learn anything you still can pray to Uncle Fox.... hehehe.
Valerio Guilianni sagt: Graturag Silberschweif?
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: Yes, mister Don.
Kyre tilts her head "what?"
Valerio Guilianni sagt: What yes?
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: That was his name.
Valerio Guilianni sagt: Who asked for your teacher's name?
Kyre frowns nodding
Sarangerel nimmt einen tiefen Zug von der Pfeife.
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: Uhm.. you did, you did ask who was my teacher in socialisation.
Tialdin sagt: Knock her again
Onyx Goldbräu looks a bit puzzled
Valerio Guilianni sagt: I didn't and you better learn listen properly
Zzrracck sagt: he azzkedwho needzz one...
Valerio Guilianni nods to Tialdin and knocks the girl
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: Au! Was hab ich denn jetzt getan?!
Valerio Guilianni sagt: First think, then speak
Tialdin sagt: and ... again.
Valerio Guilianni knocks the girl again

Valerio Guilianni sagt: We will turn you to a proper dwarf, girl.
Tialdin sagt: at first give her in the town guard as recruit.
Valerio Guilianni sagt: And catch up those missed 30 years.
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: I would be thankfull if that would go in a less...hurting way.
Valerio Guilianni sagt: Depends on you, girl, how much it hurts. Behave and it does not hurt.
Valerio Guilianni sagt: Sarangerel
Onyx Goldbräus eyes grow big
Valerio Guilianni looks at the orcess
Sarangerel sagt: Aye Don?
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: Ohh no! no! no way!
Valerio Guilianni sagt: You have a new recruit.
Sarangerel sagt: Excellent!
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: Please, I behave better, promised!
Valerio Guilianni knocks the girl

Sarangerel grins braodly, and pointy teeth appear.
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: Au!

Kyre gazes toward Saran then the small dwarfess and chuckles
Sarangerel truns arround.
Zzrracck looks at kyre to see if she can hear the words

Onyx Goldbräu sagt: Uhm..I think i did let some cake in the oven

Onyx Goldbräu tries to escape

Valerio Guilianni ignores the girl and drinks from his mug
Tialdin too
Onyx Goldbräu sneaks away, trying to avoid Sarangels glance

Sarangerel sagt: I hope you remember my lections good... ebcause on eday you will teach it to that little prat over there...
Sarangerel moeves arround and tries to point at Onyx.
Onyx Goldbräu flinches together "Damn."

Zzrracck looks over at the lil dwarfess
Sarangerel shakes her haed.
Zzrracck sagt: hmm
Cormac sagt: Borps!

Onyx Goldbräu smiles innocently and waves
Onyx Goldbräu sagt: Hello.

.....

Tialdin shouts: Irmorom segne unsere Zukunft schütze uns vor dem Übel und bewahre uns vor Unrecht.
Tialdin shouts: Hail Irmorom
Zzrracck stands up in respect as Tialdin turns
Sammy Goldlieb shouts: Hail Irmorom!
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni mutters something
Valerio Guilianni lifts his mug as he would like to click
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni shouts: hail moshran...
Tialdin says: Wehrte Gemeinde ich danke für das erscheinen.
Valerio Guilianni says: clink*
Zzrracck bows to the altar... "Hail Irmorom"
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni says: ((srry! I really meant that as wisper!!!!!!))
Zzrracck sits back down
Sarangerel mumbles. " Praise the Artisans God..."
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni says: (((SRRY!))
Zzrracck says: ((lol))
Jerem Elessar says: ((lol))
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Bartimaeus Al' Jinni says: ((srry.. act like it never happened...))

Was looking over the old logs pre-VBU, this is my last moment with Sam before the server shut off. Almost one of the last people to be on the server :p
It made me feel so sad xD Poor mister Troll!

(1588674905)Troll: There!
(1588674905)Troll: See, there is it!
Samuel: A boat!
(1588674905)Troll: ~you may find a little boat
Samuel: At least I have lotsa food Leva.
Leva: I have some too
Samuel: You keep.
Samuel shakes his hand at the food.
Leva: I cannot carry more
(1588674905)Troll: Take this from me, I have apples
Samuel: Oh. Okay.
Samuel: Uh. Wait!
Samuel: Troll, are you coming too?
(1588674905)Troll: I ...
(1588674905)Troll: no never seen a trollin a boat ...
(1588674905)Troll: always on the bridge
Samuel: (( ;D ))
Samuel: Oh.
Samuel frowns.
Samuel: Maybe Gobiath'll be alright. It never goes all bad.
Leva: Better leave now...
Samuel nods.
Leva: Before it all goes aflame.
(1588674905)Troll: I'll searc a bridge
Samuel: Wait. Mister troll-
Samuel: Here.
Samuel: Its good luck.
Leva: Good luck, indeed
(1588674905)Troll takes the amulet
(1588674905)Troll: Thank you
Samuel hops onto the boat.

I like our NPC´s

Sarangerel sagt: Jepp... aber Mana zu speichern ist nicht ganz einfach, dazu sind meißt besondere materialien nötig. wie zum Beispiel magische Edelsteine.
Jerem Elessar schüttelt den Kopf
Sarangerel sagt: Hmm?
Jerem Elessar sagt: Mana ist überall .....
Grimlug streckt die Hand aus:'Ich fühlige mächtige Geister... um uns herum.'.

Kidnapper Zzrack again in action

Zzrracck sagt: move towardzz it
Erin Thorstar ruft: Dragon! Come out! we are here!
Zzrracck versucht die Elfendame ((Kyre)) zu fesseln. // trys to tie up the elfwoman ((Kyre))
Zzrracck sagt: oops
Leena giggles we have cookies
Erin Thorstar sagt: great idea purple
Erin Thorstar sagt: Can i help you?
Zzrracck sagt: i wazz trying to throw the rope up
Leena sagt: Erin!!!
Erin Thorstar grin implish
Kyre blinks and looks down at the lizard
Kyre sagt: Uh.. it didn't work.
Krunk sagt: Weh sell dha Longear?
Kyre frowns
Jerem Elessar sagt: Zzrracck what are you doing?
Erin Thorstar coughs slightly
Oxiana glares back.
Kyre sagt: He was trying to tie me up.
Zzrracck sagt: 1trying to throw the rope up and get it to hold up there
Krunk sagt: Krunk knows guud place to sell slaves
Zzrracck points to the pointed stalalmites

Bartimaeus Al' Jinni sagt: It was not Katharina which has drunken it
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni sagt: You drunk the potion
Erin Thorstar sagt: meh jus dumb orc I nub know dis stuffs... he neber says I couldn't drink funny juice.
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni sagt: And after all, we will maybe count both the most for it
Ufedhin Copperhand sagt: so all ye did woz threaten a Runewicker?
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni sagt: i did beg on nargun to not punish you to hard for it
Erin Thorstar sagt: hurr, wus funny when I looked like Flinn doh.
Ufedhin Copperhand sagt: hardly somethen te worry about.
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni sagt: Did beg on him, to split the punishment for us both
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni sagt: So its hopefully a little punishment
Erin Thorstar sagt: so we only get one bubbie each?
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni grunts angry

Sammy Goldlieb says: An' how are ye?
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Only occupied with baking cakes and chasing Liam.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins.
Sammy Goldlieb says: Hmm, baking cakes....
Advari Stonebog says: I sell the finest fur at the best prices!
Krudash takes a gulp from a grubby little bottle. A strong stench of alcohol fills the air.
Sammy Goldlieb says: Ehh, to pronounciate it righly: hmm, baking CAKES
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Baking CAKES then!
Sammy Goldlieb looks at Era with eyes like a puppy
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal chuckles.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: I just returned from the oven...
Sammy Goldlieb says: Hello Jerem!
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Would you like one while it's warm?
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins.
Sammy Goldlieb says: Meee! meeee! meee!
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Greetings Jerem.
Charwis Irongate clears his throat noisily.
Sammy Goldlieb bounces, waving a hand
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal laughs, pulling out a warm bundle.
Jerem Elessar says: greetings
Sammy Goldlieb says: Wahuuu!
Nik Nilo says: Don't dig around, get your shovel here!
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins.
Sammy Goldlieb says: Tanch Era! *munches a cake yet*

I must say, this was hilarious.

Ufedhin Copperhand says: every one know good stuff fer ya smells an tastes bad...it one o' my guiding priciples.
Ufedhin Copperhand says: principles*
Leon Demelii scoffs.
Ufedhin Copperhand says: bah! wot would ye know.
Leon Demelii says: I know how to pick you up by the beard and kick you across Galmair!
Alessaina de' Guordin says: Leon!
Ufedhin Copperhand says: yes yes...oh my how dull ye have become ...
Oxiana says: Leon, he's trying to help, calm down.
Leon Demelii growls.
Ufedhin Copperhand says: dump him Ally hes gone rotten

Apparently text speak occurs in the fantasy/sci-fi world...

Alessaina de' Guordin says: No, it's fine. I'm just tired of this elf causing problems.
Leon Demelii says: Leon and Ally are coming to Era's rescue LOL

Alessaina wrote:Apparently text speak occurs in the fantasy/sci-fi world...

Alessaina de' Guordin says: No, it's fine. I'm just tired of this elf causing problems.
Leon Demelii says: Leon and Ally are coming to Era's rescue LOL

Damn you....

Zum Thema, ob Runewick vielleicht auch von Zwergen angegriffen werden könnte

Deanna Aryon'athar li Tamillin sagt: aber wir könnten im Wald Bierfallen aufstellen

Making fun of that particular chair with a tall table and a not so tall char:

Kyre wrote:Making fun of that particular chair with a tall table and a not so tall char:

Shush you silly long-ears long-leg thing!

OOC:
[[
Players of Galmairian Cititzens!

The Iron Watch will lounch a major attack on Flinn's Barricade at
01. Naras, year 40!

Since it will be a supprise attack I like to inform you Out of Character. While your Character will know, that Commander Sarangerel announced a maneuver training for this day. I know how lazy you are, therefor I want you to know that this will be a big event, and the more people support it the greater will be it's effects.

Meeting Point is the Galmair Arena.

Leave any questions to me via PM. Regards, Rincewind
]]

Hah.

More fun with the too short chair and the tall table

One of the funniest situations EVER (This might be a "had to be there" moment)

Leon Demelii says: Bows are for girls.
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni says: feck sons ob mountains.. feck em hard.. oh an merinium golems too
Alessaina de' Guordin says: Excuse me?
Leon Demelii says: Uh.... no offense darling.
Arcia says: And elves.
Arcia says: Of course.
Leon Demelii says: My point exactly.
Leon Demelii smirks at Arcia
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni says: wait... Avariel is a gurl?
Arcia says: I think so.
Leon Demelii says: You never know
Arcia says: Hard to tell with us elves.
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni says: hurr den he marries a gurl an so uhh how dat go?
Alessaina de' Guordin grins.
Leon Demelii says: Bart, someday I will sit you down and have a talk.
Leon Demelii nods his head surely.
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni says: do dey jus squish togedder?
Leon Demelii says: Like I said.... the talk will come.
Arcia laughs loudly and gets up from the chair and leaves.
Alessaina de' Guordin shudders.
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni says: wuh?
Arcia continues laughing and exits the building.

Bartimaeus Al' Jinni drinks a violet liquid.
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni laughs
Erin Thorstar sweeps his blade, dealing two blows in rapid succession.
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni says: bye!
Bartimaeus Al' Jinni says: yub cant catch me im de green mouldy ginger bread man!

hilarious!