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Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:18 am
by Elijah
Grokk wrote:
How he was born:

Xarek, unlike most people, never had a mother. He is the son of Dorgon Bandargo, a rich albarian noble who had rather peacefull beliefs. Because Dorgon always wanted a son, but could not find a woman to fit his tastes, he decided to hire mages from Lor-Angur in exchange of an artifact to copy his arcane structure, and modify it so that his son would not turn out to have the same age as him. The boy emerged out of the ritual as a 10 year old.
http://illarion.org/community/us_charpr ... d=6ffaec4b

Hahahaha. What next? A sword for an arm?
ROFLMAO.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:25 am
by Juliana D'cheyne
Grokk wrote:
How he was born:

Xarek, unlike most people, never had a mother. He is the son of Dorgon Bandargo, a rich albarian noble who had rather peacefull beliefs. Because Dorgon always wanted a son, but could not find a woman to fit his tastes, he decided to hire mages from Lor-Angur in exchange of an artifact to copy his arcane structure, and modify it so that his son would not turn out to have the same age as him. The boy emerged out of the ritual as a 10 year old.
http://illarion.org/community/us_charpr ... d=6ffaec4b

Hahahaha. What next? A sword for an arm?
Thought it was the hand? :wink:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:19 am
by Kevin Lightdot
Grokk wrote:
How he was born:

Xarek, unlike most people, never had a mother. He is the son of Dorgon Bandargo, a rich albarian noble who had rather peacefull beliefs. Because Dorgon always wanted a son, but could not find a woman to fit his tastes, he decided to hire mages from Lor-Angur in exchange of an artifact to copy his arcane structure, and modify it so that his son would not turn out to have the same age as him. The boy emerged out of the ritual as a 10 year old.
http://illarion.org/community/us_charpr ... d=6ffaec4b

Hahahaha. What next? A sword for an arm?

Already been done. Miden.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:39 pm
by Rincewind
Stop spamming here you cookies!
Matron wrote:...her hair is silky, her skin soft, her breasts are perky, her legs long and strong ... ...*ink spot* ... and she is pretty qualified for leadership I guess.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:37 am
by Grim_banned
Kevin Lightdot wrote:
Grokk wrote:
How he was born:

Xarek, unlike most people, never had a mother. He is the son of Dorgon Bandargo, a rich albarian noble who had rather peacefull beliefs. Because Dorgon always wanted a son, but could not find a woman to fit his tastes, he decided to hire mages from Lor-Angur in exchange of an artifact to copy his arcane structure, and modify it so that his son would not turn out to have the same age as him. The boy emerged out of the ritual as a 10 year old.
http://illarion.org/community/us_charpr ... d=6ffaec4b

Hahahaha. What next? A sword for an arm?

Already been done. Miden.
Miden Heddon appeared for a split second, displaying an unnatural wide grin towards the orc, before fading away just as he appeared
Karn'ak: Beh undead I dink.
Pellandria: Well thats bob
Pellandria: big zombie..bladearms
Karn'ak: Yubba.
Pellandria: came to finish me off bob

Drathe Blue contines to change armour. 'Aye he does have a shine on you.'
Miden Heddon: Has anyone seen my vaigra?
Antiochus Helias chuckles.
Antiochus Helias: Your... vaigra?
Antiochus Helias tilts his head.
Drathe Blue grins at the man, looking a little stiff in the armour as he sits back down
Rothen Medun: Miden...
Antiochus Helias: Oh.
Antiochus Helias: The prankster.
Antiochus Helias chuckles.
Antiochus Helias: You can speak through me if you're here, Miden.
Antiochus Helias: Other people seem to get pissed off.
Miden Heddon: But seriously now, I mistplaced my vaigra.. you know, the demon energy drink
Antiochus Helias: Oh.
Antiochus Helias: Haven't seen it.
Mandrel Renoe: Maybe Fleta stole it.

Miden Heddon: penis
Zyarn Docem: penis
Zyarn Docem: I agree
Drathe Blue: yes!

Drathe Blue: Between you anti and the big red guy over there.... I think I'd chose you. *grins*
Rothen Medun: I'd choose me.
Miden Heddon: I'd choose the sexy woman version of Nitram
Zyarn Docem: Yeah, I'd choose Rukka too, Miden.

Miden Heddon: Hey Zit
Miden Heddon: Zot*
:P

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:40 pm
by Flux
Fourth wall ftw.

My favourite thing was how all of the Nocturne argued about which of the Eight was the biggest threat, all favouring their own character.

Flux: setqual 999
Karitch Von Tarkin: I FEEL THE POWER

Macek: We still sleep.
Karitch Von Tarkin: I go into a low power state.
Shandariel el Lysanthrai: Hmm...interesting
Karitch Von Tarkin: Is that not what you mortals do?

Macek takes a deep breath.
Macek: This is it.
Karitch Von Tarkin: I will slay all with this sword of deadly deaths and certain distictive smells.
Karitch Von Tarkin raises the blade then, sniffing it.

Karitch Von Tarkin: Infact.. I think this belongs to you...Mandrel.
(13608109)'Mandrel Renoe' grabs it.
Karitch Von Tarkin holds the blade out suddenly.
(13608109)'Mandrel Renoe': .. Aye, so it does.
Karitch Von Tarkin: Aahahahahahaa!!
(13608109)'Mandrel Renoe' raises a slight smirk.
Macek laughs loudly.
Makris grins lightly.
Karitch Von Tarkin: Isn't that FUNNY?

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:09 pm
by Kevin Lightdot
Good times.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:14 am
by Sonara Stone
Zot wrote: ImageFlux is a troll.
:lol:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:54 am
by Flux
I don't get it.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:27 pm
by Copper Dragon
Flux wrote:I don't get it.
Yep, trolls rarely do.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:20 pm
by S'rrt
Mel: well i have this large stick i can auction off
Mel waves a club around
S'rrt: I'll sshow ya a large sstick.
Mel: that..is disturbing coming from a lziard
S'rrt: I apologize.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:45 pm
by Darkshade
S'rrt.. just.. no..

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:27 pm
by Kevin Lightdot

Flux: wana cybor?
Dowen Prome: you are truely a breadbin.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:33 am
by CJK
Athian wrote:You see a parchment upon the shop wall in Gobiath; it is written in heavily flourished lettering


Gobiath-1
Blackdragon- 0

:lol:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:15 pm
by Owain
(166553879)'Hew' pulls his swords
(206083864)'Celdea' raises her wand
Eliza eats a fish

I LOL'd hard. Proves that NPC's are people too!

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:47 pm
by Kyre
Thrym
I could say more, but I want to avoid having a massive throne of text on which to sit. So without further ado...

Short answer = common sense and RP experience. Nothing else to it. If the other PO isn't learning, leave it.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 6:14 pm
by Qeewee
Shadowclan wrote:~ Maybe she misunderstood Slug when he said "meh want tah pokehur" as he threw his coins on the table while pointing at her... :roll:


- Thanks for the quick fix....

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:08 pm
by Copper Dragon
Qeewee wrote:
Shadowclan wrote:~ Maybe she misunderstood Slug when he said "meh want tah pokehur" as he threw his coins on the table while pointing at her... :roll:


- Thanks for the quick fix....

At least she didn't laugh in his face. :shock:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:00 am
by Po Will
H.Banestone wrote: and mounted its wielder
and I'mma just leaving this right here :mrgreen:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:28 am
by Sirith-Rym
'Whisper': verry long day it has been
Asliendor: ((Yoda, whisper is))
'Whisper': think me funny do you mmmm?

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:59 pm
by Qeewee
Sirith-Rym wrote:
'Whisper': verry long day it has been
Asliendor: ((Yoda, whisper is))
'Whisper': think me funny do you mmmm?
You took away the fun part that came afterwards! :P *is too lazy to post it*

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:39 pm
by Felbion Lijawyn
Don Llama sagt
Do you like my shape?
Felbion Lijawin sagt
ehhhh

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:40 pm
by Darkshade
(526771495)'Sasha': Mhm, if sexy people say that, how come you do and not us?
(526771495)'Sasha': And if you answer that... *says in a partly threatening way*
Zehshirr: Well! Becaussse im sssexy, and you are not.
(526771495)'Sasha': ..
(526771495)'Sasha': That's it..

Seemed obvious to me! :roll:

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:39 pm
by Qeewee
Woman: I don't understand you when you speak old or new Celdea..
Celdea: Maybe you should learn the new language better then.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:09 pm
by Sammy Goldlieb
Qeewee wrote:Sasha Arannir: I don't understand you when you speak old or new Celdea..
Celdea: Maybe you should learn the new language better then.
I corrected it for you;)

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:05 pm
by Flux
Qeewee got pwnt.

The 4 unwritten long forgotten rules of QOTD:
1. Only quote Illa related stuff.
2. Don't self quote.
3. Only quote if it's genuinely funny.
4. Don't quote things spitefully.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:18 pm
by Qeewee
Flux wrote:Qeewee got pwnt.

The 4 unwritten long forgotten rules of QOTD:
1. Only quote Illa related stuff.
2. Don't self quote.
3. Only quote if it's genuinely funny.
4. Don't quote things spitefully.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:47 pm
by Flux
Oh, I guess it doesn't matter if someone makes themselves look stupid provided there's no documentation on how not to do so.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:45 pm
by Kevin Lightdot
Take a look at this thread, then at this, then back to the thread, back to this.
Flux wrote:3. Only quote if it's genuinely funny.

Re: Quote of the day is back

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:24 pm
by Po Will
':Quintella You can't fool me, Djironnyma, I'm NOT making you that potion for your manparts!