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Post by Elijah » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:18 am

Re: Quote of the day is back

Grokk wrote:
How he was born:

Xarek, unlike most people, never had a mother. He is the son of Dorgon Bandargo, a rich albarian noble who had rather peacefull beliefs. Because Dorgon always wanted a son, but could not find a woman to fit his tastes, he decided to hire mages from Lor-Angur in exchange of an artifact to copy his arcane structure, and modify it so that his son would not turn out to have the same age as him. The boy emerged out of the ritual as a 10 year old.
http://illarion.org/community/us_charpr ... d=6ffaec4b

Hahahaha. What next? A sword for an arm?
ROFLMAO.

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Post by Juliana D'cheyne » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:25 am

Re: Quote of the day is back

Grokk wrote:
How he was born:

Xarek, unlike most people, never had a mother. He is the son of Dorgon Bandargo, a rich albarian noble who had rather peacefull beliefs. Because Dorgon always wanted a son, but could not find a woman to fit his tastes, he decided to hire mages from Lor-Angur in exchange of an artifact to copy his arcane structure, and modify it so that his son would not turn out to have the same age as him. The boy emerged out of the ritual as a 10 year old.
http://illarion.org/community/us_charpr ... d=6ffaec4b

Hahahaha. What next? A sword for an arm?
Thought it was the hand? :wink:

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Post by Kevin Lightdot » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:19 am

Re: Quote of the day is back

Grokk wrote:
How he was born:

Xarek, unlike most people, never had a mother. He is the son of Dorgon Bandargo, a rich albarian noble who had rather peacefull beliefs. Because Dorgon always wanted a son, but could not find a woman to fit his tastes, he decided to hire mages from Lor-Angur in exchange of an artifact to copy his arcane structure, and modify it so that his son would not turn out to have the same age as him. The boy emerged out of the ritual as a 10 year old.
http://illarion.org/community/us_charpr ... d=6ffaec4b

Hahahaha. What next? A sword for an arm?

Already been done. Miden.

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Post by Rincewind » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:39 pm

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Stop spamming here you cookies!
Matron wrote:...her hair is silky, her skin soft, her breasts are perky, her legs long and strong ... ...*ink spot* ... and she is pretty qualified for leadership I guess.

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Post by Grim_banned » Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:37 am

Re: Quote of the day is back

Kevin Lightdot wrote:
Grokk wrote:
How he was born:

Xarek, unlike most people, never had a mother. He is the son of Dorgon Bandargo, a rich albarian noble who had rather peacefull beliefs. Because Dorgon always wanted a son, but could not find a woman to fit his tastes, he decided to hire mages from Lor-Angur in exchange of an artifact to copy his arcane structure, and modify it so that his son would not turn out to have the same age as him. The boy emerged out of the ritual as a 10 year old.
http://illarion.org/community/us_charpr ... d=6ffaec4b

Hahahaha. What next? A sword for an arm?

Already been done. Miden.
Miden Heddon appeared for a split second, displaying an unnatural wide grin towards the orc, before fading away just as he appeared
Karn'ak: Beh undead I dink.
Pellandria: Well thats bob
Pellandria: big zombie..bladearms
Karn'ak: Yubba.
Pellandria: came to finish me off bob

Drathe Blue contines to change armour. 'Aye he does have a shine on you.'
Miden Heddon: Has anyone seen my vaigra?
Antiochus Helias chuckles.
Antiochus Helias: Your... vaigra?
Antiochus Helias tilts his head.
Drathe Blue grins at the man, looking a little stiff in the armour as he sits back down
Rothen Medun: Miden...
Antiochus Helias: Oh.
Antiochus Helias: The prankster.
Antiochus Helias chuckles.
Antiochus Helias: You can speak through me if you're here, Miden.
Antiochus Helias: Other people seem to get pissed off.
Miden Heddon: But seriously now, I mistplaced my vaigra.. you know, the demon energy drink
Antiochus Helias: Oh.
Antiochus Helias: Haven't seen it.
Mandrel Renoe: Maybe Fleta stole it.

Miden Heddon: penis
Zyarn Docem: penis
Zyarn Docem: I agree
Drathe Blue: yes!

Drathe Blue: Between you anti and the big red guy over there.... I think I'd chose you. *grins*
Rothen Medun: I'd choose me.
Miden Heddon: I'd choose the sexy woman version of Nitram
Zyarn Docem: Yeah, I'd choose Rukka too, Miden.

Miden Heddon: Hey Zit
Miden Heddon: Zot*
:P

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Post by Flux » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:40 pm

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Fourth wall ftw.

My favourite thing was how all of the Nocturne argued about which of the Eight was the biggest threat, all favouring their own character.

Flux: setqual 999
Karitch Von Tarkin: I FEEL THE POWER

Macek: We still sleep.
Karitch Von Tarkin: I go into a low power state.
Shandariel el Lysanthrai: Hmm...interesting
Karitch Von Tarkin: Is that not what you mortals do?

Macek takes a deep breath.
Macek: This is it.
Karitch Von Tarkin: I will slay all with this sword of deadly deaths and certain distictive smells.
Karitch Von Tarkin raises the blade then, sniffing it.

Karitch Von Tarkin: Infact.. I think this belongs to you...Mandrel.
(13608109)'Mandrel Renoe' grabs it.
Karitch Von Tarkin holds the blade out suddenly.
(13608109)'Mandrel Renoe': .. Aye, so it does.
Karitch Von Tarkin: Aahahahahahaa!!
(13608109)'Mandrel Renoe' raises a slight smirk.
Macek laughs loudly.
Makris grins lightly.
Karitch Von Tarkin: Isn't that FUNNY?

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Post by Kevin Lightdot » Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:09 pm

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Good times.

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Post by Sonara Stone » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:14 am

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Zot wrote: ImageFlux is a troll.
:lol:

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Post by Flux » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:54 am

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I don't get it.

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Post by Copper Dragon » Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:27 pm

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Flux wrote:I don't get it.
Yep, trolls rarely do.

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Post by S'rrt » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:20 pm

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Mel: well i have this large stick i can auction off
Mel waves a club around
S'rrt: I'll sshow ya a large sstick.
Mel: that..is disturbing coming from a lziard
S'rrt: I apologize.

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Post by Darkshade » Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:45 pm

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S'rrt.. just.. no..

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Post by Kevin Lightdot » Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:27 pm

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Flux: wana cybor?
Dowen Prome: you are truely a breadbin.

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Post by ltgmkay » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:33 am

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Athian wrote:You see a parchment upon the shop wall in Gobiath; it is written in heavily flourished lettering


Gobiath-1
Blackdragon- 0

:lol:

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Post by Owain » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:15 pm

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(166553879)'Hew' pulls his swords
(206083864)'Celdea' raises her wand
Eliza eats a fish

I LOL'd hard. Proves that NPC's are people too!

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Post by Kyre » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:47 pm

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Thrym
I could say more, but I want to avoid having a massive throne of text on which to sit. So without further ado...

Short answer = common sense and RP experience. Nothing else to it. If the other PO isn't learning, leave it.

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Post by Qeewee » Sat Feb 12, 2011 6:14 pm

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Shadowclan wrote:~ Maybe she misunderstood Slug when he said "meh want tah pokehur" as he threw his coins on the table while pointing at her... :roll:


- Thanks for the quick fix....

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Post by Copper Dragon » Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:08 pm

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Qeewee wrote:
Shadowclan wrote:~ Maybe she misunderstood Slug when he said "meh want tah pokehur" as he threw his coins on the table while pointing at her... :roll:


- Thanks for the quick fix....

At least she didn't laugh in his face. :shock:

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Post by Po Will » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:00 am

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H.Banestone wrote: and mounted its wielder
and I'mma just leaving this right here :mrgreen:

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Post by Sirith-Rym » Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:28 am

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'Whisper': verry long day it has been
Asliendor: ((Yoda, whisper is))
'Whisper': think me funny do you mmmm?

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Post by Qeewee » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:59 pm

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Sirith-Rym wrote:
'Whisper': verry long day it has been
Asliendor: ((Yoda, whisper is))
'Whisper': think me funny do you mmmm?
You took away the fun part that came afterwards! :P *is too lazy to post it*

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Post by Felbion Lijawyn » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:39 pm

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Don Llama sagt
Do you like my shape?
Felbion Lijawin sagt
ehhhh

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Post by Darkshade » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:40 pm

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(526771495)'Sasha': Mhm, if sexy people say that, how come you do and not us?
(526771495)'Sasha': And if you answer that... *says in a partly threatening way*
Zehshirr: Well! Becaussse im sssexy, and you are not.
(526771495)'Sasha': ..
(526771495)'Sasha': That's it..

Seemed obvious to me! :roll:

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Post by Qeewee » Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:39 pm

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Woman: I don't understand you when you speak old or new Celdea..
Celdea: Maybe you should learn the new language better then.

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Post by Sammy Goldlieb » Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:09 pm

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Qeewee wrote:Sasha Arannir: I don't understand you when you speak old or new Celdea..
Celdea: Maybe you should learn the new language better then.
I corrected it for you;)

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Post by Flux » Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:05 pm

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Qeewee got pwnt.

The 4 unwritten long forgotten rules of QOTD:
1. Only quote Illa related stuff.
2. Don't self quote.
3. Only quote if it's genuinely funny.
4. Don't quote things spitefully.

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Post by Qeewee » Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:18 pm

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Flux wrote:Qeewee got pwnt.

The 4 unwritten long forgotten rules of QOTD:
1. Only quote Illa related stuff.
2. Don't self quote.
3. Only quote if it's genuinely funny.
4. Don't quote things spitefully.

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Post by Flux » Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:47 pm

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Oh, I guess it doesn't matter if someone makes themselves look stupid provided there's no documentation on how not to do so.

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Post by Kevin Lightdot » Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:45 pm

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Take a look at this thread, then at this, then back to the thread, back to this.
Flux wrote:3. Only quote if it's genuinely funny.

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Post by Po Will » Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:24 pm

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':Quintella You can't fool me, Djironnyma, I'm NOT making you that potion for your manparts!

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