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Post by Alli Zelos » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:45 pm

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Isn't he just :P

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Post by Elijah » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:49 pm

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Being a big fish in a little pond is nothing to write home about.

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Post by Copper Dragon » Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:24 am

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Elijah wrote:Being a big fish in a little pond is nothing to write home about.
Sure it is when it's out of the pond and into the oven with lemon, butter, and garlic. Baked fish any one?!?

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Post by Ezor Edwickton » Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:56 am

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Copper Dragon wrote:Baked fish any one?!?
#me hands the fish some sibanac and a pipe...

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Post by Po Will » Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:03 pm

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Damien wrote:
To all mages,
Advice is to aim your most destructive spells directly at his testicles.
:shock: :lol:

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Post by Orioli » Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:33 pm

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Po Will wrote:
Damien wrote:
To all mages,
Advice is to aim your most destructive spells directly at his testicles.
:shock: :lol:

On it! ha!

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Post by Copper Dragon » Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:04 pm

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Orioli wrote:
Po Will wrote:
Damien wrote:
To all mages,
Advice is to aim your most destructive spells directly at his testicles.
:shock: :lol:

On it! ha!
Humm, lightning sterlized, frozen so they fall off, burned off, or poisoned and rotting off. Pick your pain! :roll:

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Post by Achae Eanstray » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:16 am

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@Llama:
You know, instead of locking a thread, the mods should just write "Want to help out with the VBU?"

It has the same effect, the entire thread suddenly goes quiet, and nobody dares speak.

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Post by Po Will » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:38 am

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PurpleMonkeys wrote:I'd like to file a complaint. I, Tirrend Skye, had shared the 20 story tall demon tower with one Seredoc brush-something or other. He was the owner, and had plans to move out of the tower to somewhere else, leaving it to me. Unfortunately he had passed on, and I awoke recently in a field, clad in partially torn trousers only, to be informed that the tower has dissapeared. I say, how the hell does a 20 story tower made by a demon dissapear?! I want some bloody compensation.

Thank you,
Tirrend Skye.
:lol:

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Post by Alexander Knight » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:06 pm

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Matt wrote: If you can imagine how tight I feel

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Post by Sssari » Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:17 pm

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Fooser wrote:we beat Negros
Wut?

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Post by Kevin Lightdot » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:45 pm

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Sssari wrote:
Fooser wrote:Negros
Wut?
Germans did it.

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Post by Achae Eanstray » Mon May 30, 2011 3:14 pm

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A dirty parchment is placed, drawn with ink, wich is spilled over several places.
~

dirty parchment wrote:Eh Fuuza!

Wes tasting you bridges! Thay nub breag. Mes attest... *A LOT OF
INK*... two crazy chicgs was. Mes advis - take thair butts and beat up! Until it
look lik baboon! Tagtha.... *MORE INK* ...uh owe mes a big large trout, nuw!
~sign~
_________________________________
Fooser's lovely, young assistant takes the letter from the wall and attempts to read it. Squinting at the jumbled words she decides to fix the grammar and spelling of the note before turning it in to Fooser:

Oh Glorious Mayor Fooser of Trollsbane,
F
We have taken to eating your bridges but found that they will not break. We now ask for two tenderized chickens or maybe a monkey and also some fish.

Make haste.

Signed.
P.S. Your assistant deserves a raise
http://illarion.org/community/forums/vi ... 7&start=60


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Post by Morbius » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:45 am

The fall of Alexander Knight

((This was such and amazing rp, just wanted to share it with everyone. :3 ))

Verdazar: It seems evident either way that Alexander has become a problem, what is not so certain is how much of one Irania is making herself.
Stefan Elvaris: Hm.. I doubt she would be much to worry about with Alex out of the picture. He's the one causing her all this pain... or so I hear.
Verdazar: It isn't the first time Irania has spun a tangled web with men's hearts Stefan.
Stefan Elvaris laughs softly.
Stefan Elvaris: I find that easy enough to believe.
Verdazar: Ive spoken with Joxia and she agrees, Alexander needs to be dealt with.
Stefan Elvaris locks eyes with Verdazar briefly, nodding in agreement.
Stefan Elvaris: I will do it.
Verdazar: I need this to be discreet though.
Stefan Elvaris: I'll do my best.
Verdazar: I do not take Templar spilling Templar blood lightly, whatever the reason, so Im counting on you to clear this mess, and not make it bigger.
Stefan Elvaris: I can get it done within the day if things go to plan.
Verdazar nods slowly to the man, his gaze pausing a moment. "Good."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Stefan Elvaris stands by the river, reaching into either sleeve of his robes.
Alexander Knight speaks in a slow soft voice.
Alexander Knight: This is the end isnt it..
Stefan Elvaris looks side on at Alex.
Alexander Knight looks out beyond the water and into the forest.
Stefan Elvaris draws his daggers from his sleeve without a word, turning fully to Alexander.
Stefan Elvaris: Aye Alex, that it is.
Alexander Knight does not flinch but slowly nods to himself.
Stefan Elvaris watches him calmy for a time, lifting one of the glowing blades to Alex's throat.
Alexander Knight raises his head as the cold steel touches him.
Alexander Knight: Atleast.. Tell me why.
Stefan Elvaris: Are you ready, Alexander Knight?
Stefan Elvaris pauses a moment.
Stefan Elvaris: You had chance after chance Alexander, yet time after time... you failed.
Alexander Knight turns his head to look at Stefan, the blade still at his throat.
Stefan Elvaris frowns lightly, pressing the steel a little harder against his skin.
Stefan Elvaris: You're too reckless.... you threatened fellow members, and you refuse to learn from your mistakes.
Alexander Knight: I threaten no one.
Alexander Knight says calmly.
Alexander Knight: I would die for each one of you.. Of us.
Alexander Knight: If this is the lords will... I shall do it myself.
Stefan Elvaris: Don't lower yourself, have the honour to die with what little dignity you still have.
Stefan Elvaris: You'll die by my hand.
Alexander Knight takes a deep breath.
Stefan Elvaris: These are you final words... anything left to say?
Alexander Knight: I will... Forever be a Templar.
Stefan Elvaris: Yes you will.. brother.
Alexander Knight says as a single tear rolls dowm his cheek.
Stefan Elvaris pulls back his other dagger, sending it into Alexanders stomuch with a brutal twist, while the other glides swiftly across his neck.
Alexander Knight eyes grow big for a moment before he falls to his knees.
Alexander Knight: Che...
Alexander Knight's voice stops as his throat is cut.
Alexander Knight watches as his blood mixes with the water before falling face first into it. The current dragging his body down stream.
Stefan Elvaris yanks his weapons back, ghasping as the deed is done.
Stefan Elvaris grasps at the leg, attempting to pull his body back to shore.
Alexander Knight is caught.

Stefan Elvaris: I still need your head...
Stefan Elvaris: You'll see her soon, Alexander...
Stefan Elvaris removes it switly, transfering it to a leather bag.
Stefan Elvaris: Nargun be with you.. * shoves the body back to it's original path, pushing it toward the river.*

This is less you posting as your character and more a quote, so moved it here -Achae

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Post by Grokk » Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:09 pm

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-No need for the random harshness,removed-Athian-
kudos for posting the RP, I enjoyed it.

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Post by PurpleMonkeys » Sat Jun 04, 2011 9:06 pm

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*Much wandering around empty TB*
Tirrend: Finally! A person!
someone: Seid gegrüsst
Tirrend facepalms

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Post by Po Will » Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:57 pm

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Talltalker: Heh, a week on the island and already a gold. *grins as he drops the silver, one by one into the depot*
'Tirrend.': ....
'Tirrend.': Leon, we're going fishing. Right bloody now
'Leon': Alright!
Talltalker laughs, then gives a small bow before walking off, the fishing rod strapped along his back.


After a few moments of fishing a minute or two later.

Tiyron Trill Talltalker starts fishing.
Talltalker: Instead of a fish you find a map hanging on your hook.
Talltalker whistles, a piece of soggy parchment gripped in his hand.
'Tirrend.' interrupts his work.
'Tirrend.' turns slowly
Tiyron Trill Talltalker: Got a silver object, fresh of the sea bed!
'Leon': Take it
'Tirrend.': What the hell are you, some fishing demon?!


And I still got a depot full of them :lol:

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Post by TiaSarah » Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:18 pm

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Carissa Underbough glances up at the orc, eyes wide
Tall Orc: Ahh...breakfast
Carissa Underbough blinks
Carissa Underbough: H..hello
Tall Orc looks at the halfling woman with a huge grin while holding a plate filled with food



lmao, Gotta love Skull...

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Post by Ereaes » Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:59 pm

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I shortened this down just a bit. Quick explanation, Carissa along with a few more call Fredric a golem, as a joke.



Tavis Bluegale: The arm! If we could find it, we could reattach it!
(303417646)'Carissa' lays the now sleeping halfer back down, stroking his hair lightly
Fredric Drake: And how are we to be reattachin' anything? Ye a mage with good healin magic? Ye see any druids around?
Fredric Drake: Even if we find the little master's arm, reattaching it would be somethin' not just anyone can be doin.
(((Travis logs out unexpectedly))
(303417646)'Carissa' glances over
(303417646)'Carissa': Did you just make him pass out in fear???
Fredric Drake shrugs to himself "....i...golem." he states flatly
(303417646)'Carissa' grins a bit

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Post by Quinasa » Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:37 pm

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Someone: Don' blame a woman fer not bein' buh ya ne'er know round 'ere righ?
[...]
Susan: Alright!
Callie: Um....
Someone: Fine look'n lasses nay shud ruin thur fangers I say.
[...]
Callie seems to not have understood his strange accent.
Susan: Thanks Mister!
Someone is clearly some sort of barbarian
Callie is clearly some sort of civilized woman.
[...]
Susan is clearly a little slow.

(( All [...] was unnecessary in-game 'Man starts to work.' rubbish. ))

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Post by Rhianna Morgan » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:48 pm

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Quinasa wrote:Someone: Don' blame a woman fer not bein' buh ya ne'er know round 'ere righ?
[...]
Susan: Alright!
Callie: Um....
Someone: Fine look'n lasses nay shud ruin thur fangers I say.
[...]
Callie seems to not have understood his strange accent.
Susan: Thanks Mister!
Someone is clearly some sort of barbarian
Callie is clearly some sort of civilized woman.
[...]
Susan is clearly a little slow.

(( All [...] was unnecessary in-game 'Man starts to work.' rubbish. ))
Wasn't me O.O Seems there're startin' ter be more Norodaj IG :D

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Post by TiaSarah » Sat Jun 25, 2011 7:01 pm

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Carissa Underbough: [hal] Whatever you say love
Tiyron Trill Talltalker smiles brightly for a moment, then leans down to kiss the Halfling softly.
Carissa Underbough sighs contently, closing her eyes and wrapping her arms back around his waist
(-16777195)Man farts


Thank you Gloarn!! lmao

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Post by Po Will » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:10 am

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Tiyron: You know, it's an insult to toss or give Halfling's foot-wear right?
Carissa Underbough laughs
'Leon': Oh is it now?
Leon': Well then.
Tiyron : Aye!
Leon': More where that came from bud!
Leon': Take the hint you!
Leon' grins
Tiyron : Bring it on, mother f.. *goes to stand up, but slips and falls into the water with a rather large - SPLASH - *
Susan Stevens bursts out laughing.
Susan Stevens: Bahahahahaha!
Leon' points and laughs
Not one to toot my own horn, but I couldn't stop laughing :lol:

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Post by Po Will » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:12 pm

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Damien wrote:As far as i remember, lizardesses with a lot of muscles should account as not too ugly, if their proportions seem even and still somewhat slender-ish.
However, lizardesses with too many muscles COULD account as male, so for any meddling non-lizard a possible chance to bring happiness to a poor lizard with too much official work to spend enough time amongst his people might turn out to be a possible chance to earn a nasty, scaly tail-punch right into their highly valued jewels of family business.
Behold, oh unaware traveller !
For such is written in the books of ancient knowledge:
"For those not blessed with a lizard's nostrils, to gain knowledge about a lizard's gender : Lift a lizard's tail, and closely examine the small scales running aside the middle line of scales under the tail's middle, but only above two thirds of it's tail length away from it's ending tip. You shall find that some lizards have there thin scale lines with red and blue colour, but other lizards have there scales with only green and brown colour, and no lines. Those with the lines of colour are the male ones, but those without are either those of a female gender or younglings of an age not worthy of gendering yet."
~Damien


Heh, not too sure why, but I laughed at this for some reason.
And cheers for the tail info :mrgreen:

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Post by Athian » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:09 am

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Po Will wrote:
Damien wrote:As far as i remember, lizardesses with a lot of muscles should account as not too ugly, if their proportions seem even and still somewhat slender-ish.
However, lizardesses with too many muscles COULD account as male, so for any meddling non-lizard a possible chance to bring happiness to a poor lizard with too much official work to spend enough time amongst his people might turn out to be a possible chance to earn a nasty, scaly tail-punch right into their highly valued jewels of family business.
Behold, oh unaware traveller !
For such is written in the books of ancient knowledge:
"For those not blessed with a lizard's nostrils, to gain knowledge about a lizard's gender : Lift a lizard's tail, and closely examine the small scales running aside the middle line of scales under the tail's middle, but only above two thirds of it's tail length away from it's ending tip. You shall find that some lizards have there thin scale lines with red and blue colour, but other lizards have there scales with only green and brown colour, and no lines. Those with the lines of colour are the male ones, but those without are either those of a female gender or younglings of an age not worthy of gendering yet."
~Damien


Heh, not too sure why, but I laughed at this for some reason.
And cheers for the tail info :mrgreen:
Hehe don't take it too seriously ^^ it was never any official decision on how to tell a lizards gender apart, other then asking the lizard. Now a days that isn't really needed you can simply mouse over said lizard and click once to see what he or she is wearing. How anyone is still confused is beyond me ^^(outside of RP reasoning of course :wink:).

Consider it really hilarious hearsay. 30 silver coins to the first person to give this method a try though :lol:.

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Post by Po Will » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:13 am

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Heh, sure thing.
But on that note, is there going to be different templates for Lizard genders, or will it be staying as such? :P

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Post by Athian » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:52 am

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who knows ^^ at least we can all be different colored lizards! go purple, its the new black ^^.

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Post by Po Will » Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:02 am

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:lol:

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Post by Achae Eanstray » Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:04 am

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I wonder if the template is just under the tail as far as the differences. :lol: All I can say is.. if I am a lizard someone better not use that method!

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