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Oh the NPC timing in this game... :lol:


Artimer Fault says: . . .
Dantagon Marescot chuckles.
Artimer Fault says: What if Prea loves Caine?
Dantagon Marescot says: What?
Philipp Molitor says: I am not going to comment on that.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal blinks.
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*sigh*

Sometimes it's really a curse being THE Lady's man of Illarion. Especially when someone is as good looking as Caine :D
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Caine Trevall wrote:*sigh*

Sometimes it's really a curse being THE Lady's man of Illarion. Especially when someone is as good looking as Caine :D
And so modest too! Let's hope his charm works on Horatio as well... he's going to need someone to help push when his head gets stuck in the town gate.

Back on topic. Elderly man in the lobby sees a woman he knows.

M: If it isn't St. Mary!
W: I'm far from a saint Jim, you know that. And I have a son, so I can't be the Virgin Mary either.
M: You mean it wasn't immaculate conception? I hear that happens sometimes when you're not married.

He had a big transaction to do, so he was there for a good 20 minutes. Every person he spoke to was laughing when they left. I was nearly in tears by the time we were done. Customers like him are why I love my job and want to stay in a small office. :)
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The parenting forum in Cad. I think Krukk should wright a parenting books for fathers. :lol:


Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: I am just trying to decide if you are fit enough for the challenge... sleepless nights, walking the floors with a child who is far too small to make that much noise.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Feedings and changings... and then when they start teething.... EVERYTHING goes right in the mouth.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal looks to Katharina.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Am I wrong?
Katharina Ross says: Nope, but you forgot the cleaning.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Oh, I was going to get there....
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins.
Katharina Ross says: And the time when they start running.
Jonathan Cyrus says: Best glassware!
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal nods.
Krukk Krakash says: Hrm mehs firstborn got his first great Tusk! Hrm he ate a thing, meh realleh hope it was a rat.
Caine Trevall says: Well, that can't be harder then fighting a Horde of Undead Dragons.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal laughs.
Katharina Ross says: Oh Caine...
Krukk Krakash says: Oh it is Caine.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: You have never tried to make a four year old understand that he must wear pants in order to go outside...
Krukk Krakash says: Why do yub think we orcs hab more den one female ? *he laughs*
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins.
Caine Trevall says: Oh well. No matter howhard it will be. When it happens, then it happens.
Krukk Krakash says: Ib yub face a bunch ob bonehead Draguns, yub can retreat, try it ib yub female stand whib an crying whelp in her arms, looking ta yub fer help.
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So, this is a few days old, but my nephew turned 13 on Friday. We went to see them over the weekend, and he's telling me about all the games he plays, asking about what I play. I tell him I barely have time for Illarion, so he starts asking questions about it. I show him screenshots from the home page, give him a basic run down. He decides he wants to play. I explain there is an age requirement, but as soon as he's old enough, I'll help him get started. He starts the "Why?" game. So my lad is trying to help me explain maturity levels, content, etc. The lad tells him that it's in a medieval setting, so you have to speak like you're from medieval times.... Then this happens.

13 yr old: Oh, so you mean like, you have to say "Dost though have a catapult-"
Lad: It's not a catapult, it's a trebuchet.
13 yr old: Oh.... "Dost though have a trebuchet that I may borrow to fire at this donkey?"

... Yeah, not quite there kid. Also, we don't have donkeys anymore. :lol:

On a related note, if anyone meets a new char running around like a madman, asking about trebuchets and donkeys... or if there are any unicorns, let me know. I might need to call my sister. It's likely to be a giant, who is also trying to step on people. :roll:
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Eonar wrote:so big much
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Lia wrote: Can I count on the support of the desert fox and the griffins?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moi-9GX-dFk :D
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GolfLima wrote: Mon May 28, 2018 4:44 pm Ich biete im Moment folgende Waren an:
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ca. 14000 goldener Diamantring
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:shock: GG!


/E: Also, the quoting-style is awful since the update.
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Freudscher Verleser im Tran:

aus

Tritt der Schmiedegilde von Galmair bei.

wurde:

Tritt der Schmiergeldgilde von Galmair bei.


Eigentlich auch passend
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Original conversation:

Oxiana says: I'm sure you could take Cedric to look after you.
Ysbal Caynwyn Niall says: I wouldn't fight anything anyway
Oxiana says: He is afterall our finest guard.
Cedric Demelii grumbles into his goblet.
Oxiana looks to the man, "And yes, you can tell Leon that".
Oxiana says: When you find him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cedric Demelii looks back to Oxi. "Can I get that in writing? "
Oxiana nods, "If you get me drunk enough".

Then later:

Oxiana says: I can imagine he is very attractive to bears.
Cedric Demelii says: I've explained that females tend to run at me with their claws out.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal laughs, then takes another drink.
Cedric Demelii says: Usually fend them off by poking them with my sword.
Cedric Demelii can't help but smirk behind his goblet as he drinks again.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal wrinkles her nose, groaning.
Cedric Demelii can't help but chuckle now, watching her expression.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Terrible, even for you.
Cedric Demelii says: It was good, come on.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal stands.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Hardly.
Katharina Brightrim watches them curiously, taking a sip from her goblet.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal chuckles, moving towards the depot.
Cedric Demelii says: Just can't please some people...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal laughs.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Can I get it in writing that you cannot please me, Cedric?
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins at him as she settles in her chair again, popping a bit of bread in her mouth.
Cedric Demelii snorts at that and chuckles. "Please. You haven't even given me that chance. "
Cedric Demelii reaches over and takes one of the bottles, re-filling his goblet.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Not likely to, with such terrible lines.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal smirks.

Era does love the banter with a Demelii :p
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Poor Leon.... :lol:

Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: He's not lying.... if you ever get a chance to meet Leon, you'll want to punch him.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal sighs.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: I miss that pain in the arse.
Cedric Demelii says: Yeah...
Charlotte Rolfe looks between them.
Charlotte Rolfe says: Leon?
Oxiana says: I might even start calling Cedric my brother as the other one seems to have disappeared.

Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: I do not know how he finds a hat big enough for that giant head of his.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal smirks.
CeCedric Demelii says: Why d'you think he became a blacksmith?
Oxiana scoffs.
Cedric Demelii says: Someone had to forge something big enough to contain his swollen head.
Charlotte Rolfe looks between the group, back and forth. She sets her bottle down on the table and pushes it away from herself.
Oxiana says: He had me for that.
Cedric Demelii takes the bottle sitting infront of Charlotte and re-corks it.
Cedric Demelii says: True enough.dric Demelii says: Think you've got what it takes to be considered a Demelii, do you Oxi?
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Backstory: Runewick receives a beggar, looking weaken and ill, Kyre and I take him to the hospital. Eli tries to help, Kyre thinks he is a thief and storms off after sometime.

In enters our hero, Aswe...


Eli Travinus says: He looks so weak and frail, is begging for coins and food and drink.
Hyleandor al'Aventer says: I am not sure.
Eli Travinus says: I did all of those things, offer to teach him a trade and he says he is too weak.
Eli Travinus says: Perhaps some deep physical disability? I am not sure.
Aswe (Aswe) says: Ah, i understand.
Aswe (Aswe) says: An imbalance of humours. I shall have to bleed him.

...

Hyleandor al'Aventer grabs into his bag and produces something from it which he tosses into her direction - it is a muffin, probably not the mightiest weapon.
Eli Travinus comes to the corner of the table and speaks out.
Eli Travinus says: Aswe!
Eli Travinus says: There must be another way?!
Eli Travinus says: Surely?
Aswe (Aswe) says: No, this is the way it must be, Eli.
Eli Travinus comes around looking at her with pleading eyes.
Aswe (Aswe) reaches out to grab the Elf's arm.
Hyleandor al'Aventer turns to walk away, pulling his fishing rod and bag in his hands. "No.. go away..."
Hyleandor al'Aventer is stopped from moving away.
Eli Travinus says: Aswe...
Aswe (Aswe) tugs on the elf's arm roughly.
Eli Travinus looks at her eyes a slight pleading expression found in his own..
Hyleandor al'Aventer tries to pull his arm free, though you may notice that it isn't much strength, and probably most would have no trouble keeping him in place
Aswe (Aswe) lets the elf's arm go rather suddenly.
Hyleandor al'Aventer drops to the ground.

Aswe (Aswe) says: It seems the weakness is genuine.
Aswe (Aswe) slips her dagger back into her belt.

Hyleandor al'Aventer inhales.
Eli Travinus says: Poor fellow...
Hyleandor al'Aventer shouts: Heeeeelp!
Eli Travinus says: Here let me help you up?
Hyleandor al'Aventer moves foreward in all fours.
Aswe (Aswe) says: Lungs seem fine..
Hyleandor al'Aventer says: Help!
Hyleandor al'Aventer says: They want to cut me open...help...
Aswe (Aswe) says: [Elf] Hold yourself, Cousin
Eli Travinus looks at the crawling elf.
Aswe (Aswe) says: [Elf] I will not cut you, it was a test.
Hyleandor al'Aventer says: You are a shame...working with filthy humans and toturing your kind
Hyleandor al'Aventer says: *elvish*
Hyleandor al'Aventer says: [elf] Horrible.

...

Eli Travinus says: Come back to Runewick any time Hyleandor!
Eli Travinus says: We can look into your weakness!
Aswe (Aswe) says: Feebleness of body and mind. A terrible shame.
Eli Travinus says: Don't forget I offered fishing lessons!
Hyleandor al'Aventer says: No...you want to hurt me, insult me...
Eli Travinus says: Never!
Hyleandor al'Aventer says: You enjoy it...
Eli Travinus says: I promise not!
Eli Travinus says: Come back let me help you!
Hyleandor al'Aventer stops suddenly, and turns, looking at the man.
Eli Travinus says: She was just testing your strength....
Eli Travinus frowns and stands at the bridge, wand in hand resting on it again.
Hyleandor al'Aventer says: She abused me... against my will... and your other friend insulted me... this is no place for the...there hse is...
Aswe (Aswe) leans on the bridge.
Hyleandor al'Aventer turns and moves again
Eli Travinus says: Hyleandor please!
Eli Travinus says: In your condition you need help!
Eli Travinus sighs.
Hyleandor al'Aventer says: I won't find it here..
Eli Travinus says: Farewell!
Brassius Meres says: May Zhambra keep you safe from harm.
Eli Travinus says: Yeah what Brassius said!
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Tyan Masines says: Greetings.
Tyan Masines almost falls over his tail.
Tyan Masines picks up his stuff.
Fooser says: Tyan, I realized my next coin-making scheme
Tyan Masines says: I am listening.
Fooser says: Blackmail.
Tyan Masines says: I am not here.
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Jacob slowly closes his hand with her hand inside
Cynthia folds her other hand above
Cynthia whispers: you can always go to Grandpa for advice
Jacob grins a bit
Jacob whispers: I wanted to say something nice ... but now ..
Jacob grins broadly
Cynthia whispers: I did ruin it ! I am such a dimwit
Jacob whispers: With the picture of grandpa in my mind, this is difficult.
Note: Grandpa - Oxiana :D
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NPC timing is everything...


Eraisuithiel Celebrindal whispers: What happened?
Bula Glasha says: Hurr hurr, mes knows da answer.
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Don't fall asleep while drinking in Galmair...


Bidukan snores
Katharina Brightrim says: Still working on that dress of yours, by the way. It's actually a little more tricky than I thought it would be.
Bidukan tilts his head
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal nods.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: I appreciate your efforts.
Katharina Brightrim whispers: Did he fall asleep?
Katharina Brightrim murmurs something towards Era, watching Bidukan suspiciously.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal whispers: Most likely. Jacob left.... and the party with him.
Bidukan moves his head slowly
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins a bit, whispering back.
Katharina Brightrim whispers: We are not _that_ boring.
Bidukan opnes his eyes slowly
Bidukan says: Hey
Katharina Brightrim says: Huh
Bidukan says: Jacobeer took me tired
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal chuckles.
Katharina Brightrim says: Good morning!
Bidukan yawns
Katharina Brightrim says: You have slept two days, we started to worry.
Bidukan says: Is it morning?!
Bidukan says: What?
Katharina Brightrim nods.
Bidukan shakes his head
Bidukan says: Where are the rest?
Katharina Brightrim says: It's our shift of guarding you.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal nods.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: We were the least drunk after Cynthia's concert.
Bidukan says: Oh damn
Katharina Brightrim says: Yeah
Bidukan says: I had to talk with Oxi
Bidukan says: Where is Oxi?
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: At the Crest.
Bidukan nods
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Meeting with the Don to see if we should call in the druids, or just dip you in gold and leave you here.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: A warning to the children to not drink too much.
Katharina Brightrim says: Votes were around fifty fifty.
Bidukan laughs
Bidukan says: You're too cruel
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NPC's are the best :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sarangerel says: It is certainly a problem we should not neglect, at least 'Everyone jumps in - weapons ready' is not a suitable solution.
Katharina Brightrim says: Which is why we did not just jump in, weapons ready, already.
Sarangerel nods in agreement iwth the countess and Oxiana.
Thomas Dalenus says: Come in and find out... what I have to offer!
Aleytys Lamar says: ((( UH Thomas servant of letma ?? )))
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At a meeting in Runewick. :lol:
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Bidukan says: I have no reason to poison Slug.
"Slug" says: Many beh jealous ob Slugs handsome
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This was ~10 seconds after Eleanor walked into the hospital where Clairette and company were :lol:
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Bidukan raises his mug to Exelous and nods to him.
Exelous raises a piece of rabbit and does the same.

:D :D :D
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Sarangerel flüstert: Oi Mirai! When is the buffet going to be opened?
Mirai Belisai flüstert: anytime you want i believe
Mirai Belisai flüstert: i already took some cake
Sarangerel flüstert: Fetch me somthing will yoa?
Mirai Belisai flüstert: but somehow nobody feels like eating anything
Mirai Belisai looks at her irritated
Sarangerel flüstert: I do! Bring me eggs, no fish. And baked things.
Mirai Belisai flüstert: this one time..
Sarangerel grins.
"Hand Oxi" smiles.
Sarangerel crosses her arms behind her neck and leans back, a broad happy smile on her face.
Mirai Belisai sets the plate down with some cookies beside
Sarangerel flüstert: No soup? Well I guess I will go thirsty then.
Mirai Belisai does as if she didnt hear
Sarangerel sobs a bit and starts to eat.
Sarangerel turns to Oxiana. "Oh?"
Sarangerel leans over to Mirai again.
Mirai Belisai scowles
Sarangerel flüstert: Oi! Left Hand is hungry as well Mirai, he says you forgott his meal.
Mirai Belisai flüstert: is he?
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Mirai Belisai sagt: oh you want one too?
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"Hand Oxi" savours the mouthful, looking thoughtful.
Mirai Belisai might shake a bit
Sarangerel sagt: Clairette have you tried the soup yet?
Katharina Brightrim makes a bit of a worried face. "I can get you another soup, if you do not like it. I also have onions and mulligan."
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Always this NPC's :P

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Always nice to have an NPC chime in at the right moment...


Eraisuithiel Celebrindal sighs.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Gava, would it kill you to close the gates now and then?
Gava Northstar says: Anyone who tries to sneak strong drugs into Galmair will be punished.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: It is not really sneaking if the gate is wide open, Gava.
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Sadly only in german a laugh - but a real big one
Amelia Rotholz says: Leider noch ziemlich hell...
Katharina Brightrim says: Ich mag es wenn es hell ist.
Aleytys Lamar says: naja bis wir aus Galmair zurück sind ist es bestimmt dunkel
Amelia Rotholz says: Aber doch nicht für den Lichterarsch!
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I laughed so hard
Shireena'il (Shireen) says: Oxiana, this first question for you too, Would you please tell why do you live in Galmair?
Bula Glasha says: Hurr hurr, mes knows da answer.
Aleytys Lamar watches Oxiana with a grin
Aleytys Lamar says: (( lol the NPC strikes ))
Shireena'il (Shireen) says: should I better ask Bula then?
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