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Caiah Daekash blinks as she sits up straight again "Oh.. Councilor, may I also make a request for new mattresses for the beds.. they are a little lumpy"
'Oxiana ' sighs.
'Oxiana ': I'm sure something can be arranged.
'Sean Snow ': The matresses are fine.
Caiah Daekash attempts to kick Sean under the table.
'Sean Snow ' winces.
'Sean Snow ': Are not fine.
'Oxiana ' eyes between them.
'Sean Snow ': Thats uhh.. what I meant to say.
'Oxiana': Coward.


:lol:
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Während der Quest:

Calando (Elb) war in einem Zwergen verwandelt und hat seine Frage richtig beantwortet daher ergab sich folgendes nach dem er wieder ein Elb wurde:
Calando steht auf und blickt in seine Hose
Calando: uuhh zum Glück wirklich alles wieder normal
Jerem blickt kurz zu Calando
Celegail hällt sich die Hände vor die Augen , durh die Ritzen illernd
Calando lässt den Hosenbund wieder los und setzt sich mit einem zufriedenen lächeln
Jerem schmunzelt
Vitus schaut verwirrt
Vitus: Was war den das gerade?
Calando: na ich musste doch sicher gehen das wirklich alles wieder normal ist und ich keine überbleisel habe vom Zwerg
Calando schmunzelt in die Runde
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[21:29] e-Vil: last two standing
[21:29] Flux: Indeed
[21:29] Flux: Pity all the epic places got blown up already
[21:29] Flux: I wonder
[21:30] Flux: It's the "find the exit" game
The last ever phrase uttered on Gobaith.

Boom.
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PurpleMonkeys

Post Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:34 pm
Gods go Grr. Gobaith goes Boom.
Summarized.
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Pimp.
Gamemaster.

Same thing really.
Not really from today but.. Shhhh
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Wow, that's an old one. What brought you to that post?

Edit: Just noticed it's stickied.

I'll repay the favour, I chuckled at this.
Zehshirr's Character Concept wrote:The king of all illarion. Half dragon half human with firebreathing capabilities (Since magic is not yet implemented, I'll just have my character whack yours around for a few seconds with no retaliation from you to simulate the fire). He appears to be extremely beautiful [...]
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PurpleMonkeys wrote:ORC SLAVE POSES AS THE PRINCESS
My iq just went into the negatives.
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Sansi says: pig!
Annabeth says: Aww!
Annabeth says: He has your nose!
Sansi grins
Sansi says: and your body sshape
Sansi gives a wide grin
Annabeth says: Oi!
Annabeth says: Smells like you.
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Thargon wrote:
Ufedhin wrote:
Thargon wrote:A bit annoyed I found myself fleeing from an orc and a crazy chicken. :shock:
And so you should !what do you think, you can just walk up and beat an orc and his pet chicken? :roll:
no chance.Allways remember now there are bigger badder wolfs than you in the woods :D
what do you mean pet chicken? that crazy clucker came up behind me and stuck its beak in my behind thus making me flee. I feel sorry for the orc being left half wounded with that evil bird.
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Haro about the VBU-Skill-Learning:
You have high intelligence that's why you learn slowly. (because there are no skills using intelligence.)
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Du hast hohe Intelligenz deswegen lernst du generell langsamer. (weil es keine Skills gibt die Intelligenz brauchen.)
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Elvaine Morgan reibt sich mit dem Zeigefigner an der Nase. Im nächsten Moment schnippst er mit den Fingern und ruft 'Ich habs!'

Viki, is that you?! :mrgreen:
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While in Noobia, talking to Nargon Hammerfist. Finished up the quest and got this message:

"Message: This NPC has a bug, no trading items were set. Please inform a developer so he can beat the person responsible."

That made me lol...
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You dig up an old bowl. Now it belongs to you.
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The online list... AMAZING!!!

WOW!!!

You guys are so amazing and have made the "bestest" game ever. I love ya!
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Kugar wrote:The online list... AMAZING!!!

WOW!!!

You guys are so amazing and have made the "bestest" game ever. I love ya!
Just looked at the online player list.

I love this game.
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wolfsword wrote:
Kugar wrote:The online list... AMAZING!!!

WOW!!!

You guys are so amazing and have made the "bestest" game ever. I love ya!
Just looked at the online player list.

I love this game.
Its beautiful!
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While at the crafting table
Someone says: trade
Marcel Metalfeet [NPC] says: I do not sell anything. But I can repair all kind of things for you.
Someone whispers: trade
Someone says: trade
Me says: what ye want?
Someone says: trade
Me says: the merchants are outside..
Me sighs
Someone says: very well
Someone says: thank you
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Wo kommt eingentlich Lampenöl her in Illa?
- Aus Lampen.

Where does one get lamp oilin Illa?
- From lamps.
:lol:
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Hello Illarionauts,

please welcome our new GM Teflon. He/she/it will from now on support GM Face in leading Galmair to either fame or ruin.
written by Vilarion on 11. January 2013 18:06PM
x] that made my day
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Velisai wrote: Undead Swampdragon at Hemp Necktie Inn cross
is res killing my char every couple secs.

edit: It has wandered away from the cross but is still on the island.
that seems to be worse than skel mages in the cross
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FTW those Undead Swampdragons are beasts... sucks for Hemptie Island xD. Someone had to lure that thing there... I thought it was in the forest south of the swamp to the east of Hemptie. That is a long way to have one of those chasing you!!
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I doubt anyone lured it there, as it kills in two hits of its magical attack which also has pretty good range.
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Kugar wrote:Illarion has a certain charm to it when you're drunken I think.

Now that, is the f***ing truth :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Looking to sell pure man

Willing to sell for coin or swap 1:1 for pure lizard

~Brer Beothach
Pure Godmen

Two words: F***ing Hilarious.

Okay, I lied:
(I love you Brer XD)
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Tyan Masines obviously finds this quite amusing.
Juliette Benoit flutters her eyelashes, watching the man for a moment, before she chuckles.
Salathe smirks and chuckles with a clap
Salathe says: Certainly a joke for the ages!
Juliette Benoit says: Not the worst joke I've heard..
Juliette Benoit says: The worst came from the father of my son once..
Juliette Benoit says: It was a riddle.
Tyan Masines isn't as amused anymore.
Lol, I was dying laughing.
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Guy Mitchell bows his head slightly. "I feel i should return the favour and offer you my full name. Sir Guy Rocqueforte Montserrat Confidemus Pluria Mitchell."
Rodam Everasst stares at the mans shinny bold head
Guy Mitchell's head is an incredible sight to behold, shiny, yet tough, hairless, yet warm. It shines with the desert sun like a pillar of gold and mirror.
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Leomar Gesse holt einen Ring aus seiner Tasche.
Caliya Rothand 's Blick senkt sich auf seine Hand.
Leomar Gesse sagt: Ich muss entschuldigen, dass es kein neuer Ring ist. Aber eine besseren habe ich nie finden können. Er ist ein Meisterstück und Trug einst wohl einen der mächtigesten Zauber in sich den es auf Gobaith gab. Nun möchte ich ihn dir geben mit einer Frage...
Caliya Rothand wendet sich sich ihm zu, gelassen in seine Augen blickend.
Leomar Gesse sagt: ...Caliya gedenkst du mit mir vor einen Priester zu treten, auf dass er uns trauen möge?
Baldo Proudtoe sagt: Diese Einsamkeit macht mich noch verrückt!
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Tyan Masines whispers: ((I am lolling right now and shall also take another 'sot'))
Leon Demelii says: ((STUF! That calls for enohg))
Salathe whispers: ((I dont want to do sots tonight, just drinks))
Leon Demelii says: ((ANOTHER!))
Salathe whispers: ((ok wait, lets get ready to duel, and the loser does a shot))
Salathe whispers: ((ILLA DRINKING GAME))
Leon Demelii whispers: ((DEAL!))
Tyan Masines whispers: ((yes))
Tyan Masines whispers: ((so much win))
One hour later
Salathe says: You are wearing sillly pants Tyan!
Tyan Masines says: CRAAAAAp
Salathe says: Chain?
Tyan Masines says: The shield is shit.
Salathe says: It seems sky shieldsa re shat
Leon Demelii rests his head against the chest and kicks his feet on the depot to watch.
Salathe throws it!
Tyan Masines eats the fuckig thing.
Salathe overcompensates his effort since its way to heavy to throw more thanone foot away.
Leon Demelii says: I'm done. *He drinks from another bottle*
Tyan Masines says: *crunsh crunsh crunsh*
Best. Night. Ever.
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Salathe wrote:
Tyan Masines whispers: ((I am lolling right now and shall also take another 'sot'))
Leon Demelii says: ((STUF! That calls for enohg))
Salathe whispers: ((I dont want to do sots tonight, just drinks))
Leon Demelii says: ((ANOTHER!))
Salathe whispers: ((ok wait, lets get ready to duel, and the loser does a shot))
Salathe whispers: ((ILLA DRINKING GAME))
Leon Demelii whispers: ((DEAL!))
Tyan Masines whispers: ((yes))
Tyan Masines whispers: ((so much win))
One hour later
Salathe says: You are wearing sillly pants Tyan!
Tyan Masines says: CRAAAAAp
Salathe says: Chain?
Tyan Masines says: The shield is shit.
Salathe says: It seems sky shieldsa re shat
Leon Demelii rests his head against the chest and kicks his feet on the depot to watch.
Salathe throws it!
Tyan Masines eats the fuckig thing.
Salathe overcompensates his effort since its way to heavy to throw more thanone foot away.
Leon Demelii says: I'm done. *He drinks from another bottle*
Tyan Masines says: *crunsh crunsh crunsh*
Best. Night. Ever.


A new IG drunk game has been founded. This shall end badly for me tomorrow :D But yes, best night ever! You guys are great.
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