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[Oxi]

Sometimes a little ooc chat is needed to check the whereabouts of the children...

Sarah: I thought Clare had the toddlers????
slightlycomatose: Does she not?
Sarah: No, Tirrend and Leon are in the keep with Era right now.

[Uhuru]

Zakil'Xilar, the mysterious elf played by a mysterious new player

Hah! That made me laugh, good one. Was good to see Zakil again, hope we didn't give him too tough a time.

[Jeisa]

Actually, those two elves were played by two different POs. :P

[Po Will]

'Leon': What are you? Drunk?
Tiyron: Drink? Yes please, some wine. Chop, chop! * Waves his little hand, as if ordering the Human away to fetch his order *
'Leon' scoffs.
Tiyron: Honestly, how you plan to run anything at this rate, Eldan only knows!
'Leon': As if.
Tiyron: Humpf!
'Leon': Wine....HA
Tiyron: BA!
'Leon': I wouldn't let a single bottle of it.
'Leon': Rum is what we drink here, Sir.
Tiyron: Rum.. rum!? So you bastarding pair are why my rums always gone!
Leon': YOUR rum?
Tiyron hops of the chair, almost instantly falling flat on his face as he does so.
'Leon' scoffs again, this time with a hint of a laugh.
'Leon': Unbelievable. Your....wine...
'Leon': rum*
Tiyron raises one wee arm in the air: " This changes nothing! "
'Leon': It changes everything, in fact.
'Leon': Your rum is now mine.
Tiyron: All mai rums are belong to yours? * Looks up, fair gripping his young features for the moment *
Tiyron: Fear/fair*
'Leon' lets out an evil laugh.
'Leon': Oh yes...
Tiyron lets out a roaring: " Noooooooooooooooooo! "
'Leon': All. Day.
Tiyron looks at the Human after pushing himself up, eyeing him with the 'evil eye' before simply stating: " Impossibru! "
Leon': Highly possible. By way of my stealing them.
Leon' waves a slicer around.
Tiyron 's features fall into despair at the words, before recompossing himself: " But there was over nine thousand!! "
'Leon': Keep me well stocked.
'Leon' pats his belly, thinking Ron is serious.
Tiyron glares harshly at the Human, thinking for a moment before speaking again. Finally letting lose with this: " Be warned, my overly tall friend! The Anonymous legion shall have its revenge! "
'Leon': You know who I am, yes?
'Leon' grins.
Tiyron: Uhh, not quite.. Do remind me..
Tiyron eyes the Human with nothing but pure hatred in his beady little eyes.
'Leon' smirks.
'Leon': Now you're just asking for a slap.
Tiyron: O' wealy!?
'Leon' pulls his hand up, preparing to "bitch" slap the halfer.
Tiyron: Be warned, Oolong, the cake rabbit o' the Briar shall comeith and smite yo'!

All teh memes

[PurpleMonkeys]

Dwarf: Well I DID give you a bunch of things.
Dwarf: You big welp.
Man grumbles, tossing the rest of the ore in./
Man: Aye, what for?
Man looks at the dwarf, somewhat confused.
Dwarf: Call me mister Leprey Kon. I just give aways all me coins to lucky travelers like yerself.
Man: What about yer lucky charms? Can I have them too?
Dwarf: SOMEONE's gotta make this plot of dirt of an isle a better place ehh?
Dwarf: And no, I ate those..
Dwarf: Magically delicious.
Man: Bah!

[Katharina Brightrim]

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[Zak]

An ancient and generic evil has risen on the mainland, Guy Mitchell has left Gobaith in order to fight it, it is unknown when he will return, or if he will at all.

;O

[Leon Demelii]

I was the noob a year and a half ago.

Lol.

[Qeewee]

I was the noob a year and a half ago.

Lol.

That almost made me fall out of my chair

[Zak]

you dangled a very juicy carrot at Evie

..

[Zehshirr]

Lura: I think he loves you, Zesh.

Oh my.

[Roscoe Arrowtree]

Herbs but not an alchemist? What does that even mean?

Made me laugh OOC.

Alchemist
Druid
Forest Ranger
Not all necessarily the same thing

[Taiah]

Attempt at a scholarly comparison

Gyn Faris: To example. In outer appearance miss Caiah seems to have a larger bust size then yourself Taiah.
....................................................

Taiah Daekash: You should see Caiah *suddenly laughs uproarously*
Gyn Faris: I am afraid to do so.
Taiah Daekash: She doesn't think her chest sticks out that much!
Gyn Faris: It does, it can be distracting. I would wager that learning the sword from miss Caiah may take longer then with other teachers.

[Uhuru]

There was a slight accident and Uhuru is running around as a wolf and the wolf is not getting along well with Ufedhin:

Uhuru growls low at the dwarf.
'Ufedhin': bark if ya understand me not growl
Velisai: She does understand.
Uhuru closes one eye, keeping the other open and on him.
Velisai: Not sure if everything.. or how clearly, but she does.
'Ufedhin': aye shes in there fer sure
'Ufedhin': shes always been a bit cheeky.
Evie: a bit?
'Ufedhin' grins at Uhuru
Evie chuckles patting Uffe on the shoulder
'Ufedhin': ye gona haf' te 'elp to Uhuru.
'Ufedhin': so start behaven yerself

[Kyre]

William Erundas shrugs. "No witnesses."
Kyre: [anc] Why didn't you kill her Will!
William Erundas: [anc] Hrm... I am just to soft-hearted.
William Erundas: [anc] Do you want me to kill her?
Kyre sighs shaking her head "Not killing this elfess.. Drathe.. " now turns "what next!" throwing both hands in the air obviously frustrated.
William Erundas: [anc] You forgot Athian.
William Erundas smirks.
Kyre: [anc] No.. I don't want any more complaints and if you do..Oh yes!
Kyre sighs
William Erundas: [anc] I will tell Oxiana sometime that you think I am too nice.
William Erundas chuckles.
William Erundas: [anc] Wondering what he would say.
Kyre bites her lip then steps toward him again "Will.. it may be best not to mention anything to Oxi"
Kyre: [anc] I told him already you didn't do this.
William Erundas nods.
William Erundas: [anc] Good witch.

[Qeewee]

Humans
Caldarion
Daighre Seachlann
Evie
Marian Vane
Marina Tanorakind
Uhuru Dwarfs
Grim Steinschlag
Elves
Lafadiel
Others
Tirrend

Hah! Knew it! x]

[Kyre]

Kyre coughs "well... I forgot to take that potion ... you remember when we went to the Keep.. and were in Leon's bed?"
Kyre: [anc] Well.. I just didn't think of any potion at the time.
William Erundas grins slightly.
William Erundas: [anc] Leon should be godfather then.
Kyre quickly shakes her head "William.. I do NOT want.. I never want.." then bites her lip" I am hoping the answer is no.
William Erundas: [anc] I want a girl now... can you manage that?
Kyre blinks as hand hits his chest while eyes narrow "William Erundas.. you better be hoping along with me.. the answer is No.. because you didn't see me pregnant before and I guarantee you would not..
Kyre: [anc] like it at all!
William Erundas: [anc] Oh you won't give birth to her somewhere far away from me this time?
Kyre bites her lip watching him "I decided if I am pregnant I would stay here and make you suffer"
William Erundas chuckles.
William Erundas: [anc] Didn't expect anything else from you witch.

[Samantha Stoneridge]

'Roland': I am Lord Master Roland Ross, Duke of Lonewood. But seeing as that makes me sound like an arrogant jerk, I usually prefer Roland.



That had me chuckling for a while

[Samantha Stoneridge]

Samantha Stoneridge holds out a flower.
'S'rrt' widens his eyes as he gives it a sniff
'S'rrt': Perfect!
Samantha Stoneridge grins.
'S'rrt': I could kiss ya. But I can't. No lipss.
Samantha Stoneridge laughs.
'S'rrt' grins over his shoulder
'S'rrt': Next time however..
'S'rrt': I won't let that sstop me.

[Miriam]

Ishan: Früher hatten nur Kuchen und Schinken. Es waren traurige und finstere Zeiten.

[Kyre]

sarangerel: She's definetly influenced...
William Erundas: Great. I figured that myself.
William Erundas: Wake her!
'sarangerel: grunts and continues her search, especially her hands.
Kyre's finger tips seem to have ink on two fingers of her right hand and one on her left
sarangerel-checks the ink by licking her fingertips.
Kyre ~the ink appears the same color as the ink on the psalm~
sarangerel-nods, then turns to her face again, trying to open her mouth, checking the tongue.
Kyre's pink tongue shows nothing unusual.. though she makes no movement even as her mouth is opened
William Erundas taps his foot impatiently.
sarangerel-: Seems that we have to cut off some fingers. Nothing difficult.
William Erundas: You want to... what?

[Qeewee]

Personal remarks:
I am no newcomer to the arts of Magicka and the Occult. I have studied the Magick Arts in depth in other regions, mostly in the Skyrim province of Tamriel, and become a pretty good mage there, if I say so myself. But i would like to dedicate my life to becoming profficient in all sorts of Magick. and find myself mesmerized by the chance to learn something new.

I am willing to give my best, in effort and dedication.

This made my day. No offense meant towards the new player. This is pure gold though.

[Esmerelda]

Grimghor: Stumpeh keeps looking at meh..
Esmerelda Lazar sighs, rubbing her eyes gently. She glances back at the inn for a moment.
Grimghor mutters.. quite loudly to the woman.
Esmerelda Lazar: He likes to watch from what I've seen.
Esmerelda Lazar shrugs.
Grimghor: Fink him commin' ontah meh..? *sounds rather worried, placing a hand at the side of his face to hide his voice*
Esmerelda Lazar bites back a giggle.
Esmerelda Lazar: You know... I'm not sure.
Grimghor steals another glance at the dwarf, speaking up. "No room in mah caver fer too, Stumpeh! Nub even try!"
Grimghor: fer yoo*



You two had me rolling with laughter!

[Leomar]

Djironnyma craps into his bag

Really funny what can happen when you hit the a "c" instead of a "g"

[S'rrt]

IRC:
[04:26] <Valen> finns came from asia

[rakust dorenstkzul]

IRC:
[04:26] <Valen> finns came from asia

Everyone knows Finns are Scandinavian.

[Katharina Brightrim]

Guir Rabenflügel: Sehr tempramentvoll, man spührt förmlich eine Hitze, wenn man in ihrer Nähe ist
Katharina Ross: nur beim ofen... er ist wirklich sehr heiß
Guir Rabenflügel: Darum magst du ihn wohl auch lieber
Guir Rabenflügel grinst
Jerem Elessar: sie sehen sich auch äußerlich ähnlich ((Backofen und Räucherhütte))
Jerem Elessar grinst bei Guirs Worten
Katharina Ross: Außerdem hilft mir der Ofen dabei eine Kuchenarmee zu bauen
Guir Rabenflügel: Und was willst du mit der tun?
Jerem Elessar streicht sich durchs Haar
Jerem Elessar: jetzt wird es kompliziert

[Guir Rabenflügel]

Es war wirklich schwer sich zu entscheiden, aber heute MUSSTE ein Zitat rein, also: Hier ist wie alles anfing^^


((es geht um den Backofen))

Guir Rabenflügel: Sehr tempramentvoll, man spührt förmlich eine Hitze, wenn man in ihrer Nähe ist
Katharina Ross: nur beim ofen... er ist wirklich sehr heiß
Guir Rabenflügel: Darum magst du ihn wohl auch lieber
Guir Rabenflügel grinst
Jerem Elessar: sie sehen sich auch äußerlich ähnlich ((Backofen und Räucherhütte))
Jerem Elessar grinst bei Guirs Worten
Katharina Ross: Außerdem hilft mir der Ofen dabei eine Kuchenarmee zu bauen
Guir Rabenflügel: Und was willst du mit der tun?
Jerem Elessar streicht sich durchs Haar
Jerem Elessar: jetzt wird es kompliziert

Ich steuere mal was dazu

Keona: passt auf, dass euer Kuchen nicht verbrennt
Katharina Ross: Da ich die armee aufstelle werde ich natürlich der Oberkeks...
Elinas blickt sich kurz um
Katharina Ross: nein, wir haben schon geguckt, der ofen ist leer
Guir Rabenflügel: Noch, aber sobald sich tausende von Kuchen uns anschließen...
Jerem Elessar: und Kekse und Torten .....
Keona: ich kann euch leider nicht folgen
Guir Rabenflügel: Muffins nicht zu vergessen
Jerem Elessar: selbst Muffins werden uns folgen
Guir Rabenflügel grinst
Katharina Ross: Die Kekse müssen daheim bleiben, die sind zu klein für die front
Jerem Elessar schmunzelt
Katharina Ross: Was?!
Katharina Ross: Dann... müssen wir dir einen Kuchen anbieten, damit du unsere teuflischen pläne nicht verrätst
Keona: was ist mit den Scherzkeksen?
Guir Rabenflügel lacht
Jerem Elessar prustet los
Katharina Ross: Scherzkekse werden mich dann auf meinem keksschloss unterhalten.
Guir Rabenflügel: Zusammen mit dem Narr
Jerem Elessar: ja .... das wird toll
Keona: es wird viele Krümel geben
Elinas betrachtet einen Pfeil prüfend
Jerem Elessar: für die Vögel .....
Katharina Ross: Wo gebacken wird fallen krümel..
Keona: es muß sich jemand um die Krümel kümmern
Katharina Ross: Wir müssen verluste hinnehmen..
Jerem Elessar: hm ..... eine schwere Entscheidung ....
Guir Rabenflügel: Die Muffins machen das. Sie nehmen die Krümmel und bestreuhen sich damit
Jerem Elessar nickt lachend
Katharina Ross: dieser plan KANN gar nicht schief gehen
Jerem Elessar: ja .... das könnte gehen
Guir Rabenflügel schüttelt grinsend den Kopf. "Wohl wahr."
Jerem Elessar: und Keona wird es für immer in Ihren Schriften festhalten
Katharina Ross: leider ja nicht..
Elinas blickt sich kurz um
Jerem Elessar: geschrieben mit Himbersaft auf einem dünnen Fladenteig
Jerem Elessar grinst Keona an
Katharina Ross: Dann wären es aber keine schriften für immer
Guir Rabenflügel: Gebunden in einem Buch aus Keksen, welches von der Kuchenstatue Katharinas gehalten wird
Jerem Elessar grint übers ganze Gesicht
Katharina Ross: das klingt zwar lecker... aber für die nachwelt eher ungeeignet
Jerem Elessar: na dann wird sie es öfters schreiben müssen
Katharina Ross: mhmm..
Guir Rabenflügel: Für jedes mal bekommt sie einen Kuchen und irgendwann ist sie so kugelrund, dass sie sich eh nicht mehr bewegen kann und nur noch schreiben kann
Guir Rabenflügel zwinkert grinsend
Katharina Ross nickt

[Achae Eanstray]

She was fine until the bug

'Charlie' pokes deeper in the hole.
Thief attempts to pull something from the bag not even looking to see what it is.
'Charlie' squeals shaking off the creature.
'Gramps': Ugh! That's a big bug!
Thief slowly crawling back with something in her hand she suppresses a sudden cough
'Charlie': Get it off me!
'Charlie' holds his arm out to Gramps.
'Gramps' bats his fingers at it until it is flicked away.
'Charlie': Ugghh!
'Charlie': Do I have to go in there again?
Thief yells as something hits her
Thief runs to the door
'Gramps' gasps, "Boy!"
Thief runs
You hear: Huh?
'Gramps': Some scamp's been watchin' us!
Thief runs to the gate
Someone : that girl is a theif!

[Soraja]

Srr't wanted to harvest some bananas with the help of Caliya.. It didn't go too well at first.

'Srr't': Nobody wass ssure where to get 'em, I ssaid I'll sshake down everythin' then.
Caliya looks up.
'Srr't': Even you Bearerss, ya might have bananass on ya.
Caliya: You're really enthusiastic about them Bananas..
(1032937705)'Srr't' beginnt nach Kräutern zu suchen.
Caliya: Wait.. what..
'Srr't' unterbricht seine Arbeit.
'Srr't': They're exotic.
'Srr't' didn't collect tree bark

Yes, it was the wrong tree..