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Matron wrote:
Tyl Reinayor wrote:Besonderer Dank geht an Djironnyma für ein langes und intensives Gespräch.
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Be nice! :P
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Matron wrote:
Tyl Reinayor wrote:Besonderer Dank geht an Djironnyma für ein langes und intensives Gespräch.
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What did he say?
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Copper Dragon wrote:
Matron wrote:
Tyl Reinayor wrote:Besonderer Dank geht an Djironnyma für ein langes und intensives Gespräch.
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What did he say?
myself wrote:Special thanks go to Djironnyma for a long and intensive talk.
Ein Schuft, der böses dabei denkt :twisted: (Who would possibly have ill thoughts on that?!)
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Damien wrote: Especially the lizards, who need to sniff or take a closer look at lower tail scale colourings to find out which gender they#re dealing with...
:| :lol:
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It's true
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Fooser is a girl.
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Aegohl wrote:Fooser is a girl.
Which makes his 'marriage' with Eliza 4 years ago all the more interesting.
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I thought that was like 6 years ago now.
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Matron wrote:
The Kingdom celebrates it's great King who has again achieved a glorious victory.
The Hutchinson dictionary wrote:Cretin ['kretin] n. mentally and physically deficient person, generally a large-headed dwarf, whose condition is due to deficient thyroid secretion.
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Oh snap ..!
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X = Person not wanting to be named
In IRC:

X: She is emoting that her robe is stained with blood, yet won't say what it is!
Rincewind42: Maybe she got her period? You know - drama RP
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Maeglin Telemmaite wrote: I am the High priest of Zzyathis and wish to learn magics
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Po Will wrote:
Maeglin Telemmaite wrote: I am the High priest of Zzyathis and wish to learn magics
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Ya... someone didn't read the lizard's background story too well. :shock:
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Oranges wrote:
Po Will wrote:
Maeglin Telemmaite wrote: I am the High priest of Zzyathis and wish to learn magics
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Ya... someone didn't read the lizard's background story too well. :shock:
And there ends the Reign of High Priest Ssaron. :P

Good show everyone, you all did splendidly well.
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Oranges wrote:
Po Will wrote:
Maeglin Telemmaite wrote: I am the High priest of Zzyathis and wish to learn magics
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Ya... someone didn't read the lizard's background story too well. :shock:
Incorrect. Lizards learning magic is rare but not unheard of thus the word 'MOST'. And in the absence of the an actual priest system, this makes fine sense to me. why don't we let the RP of said character speak for itself and not just the technical aspect of the system. as to the background, comments like this remind me why so much of it still needs some fine tuning.
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Hmm, perhaps if it was rped in the sense that it was a blessing from the goddess/god/whatever. I remember the orcs shaman was trained in magic but again that was simply because there wasn't a priest system. And whilst it isn't a complete strange idea... I just found it rather funny is all, considering the usual Lizard religious type :P

Anyone taking bets on how long before a coup? XD
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"Sex is just like a hug, but wetter."
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Alexander Knight wrote:"Sex is just like a hug, but wetter."
I'm never hugging my grandmother again.
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Alexander Knight wrote:"Sex is just like a hug, but wetter."

One word. EEEEEW!!! No hugs for you.
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I fear you don't hug similar to me. Or maybe don't sex ... like I do. =P
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(1279565516)'Clare' lays on her stomach, her back half covered by sheets, the rest covered in bandaids.
(1279565516)'Clare': *Bandages. (>,<)
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Alexander Knight wrote:(1279565516)'Clare' lays on her stomach, her boo-boo's half covered by sheets, the rest covered in bandaids.
(1279565516)'Clare': *Bandages. (>,<)
(there i made the sentence better^^)

lol Clare get a big hug for that typo, adorable and hilarious. ^^ worst i've done is call a wheel a tire ig
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Kaidan once advised a few people to stay low below the radar, ingame. Took me 6.7 seconds to realize that radar likely does not exist in Illarion.
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Reminds me of the time Marius was playing a questchar demon like 3 years ago and he meant festival but instead said, "I will give you your own theme park!"

It was hilarious.
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THERE HE STOOD, A GLORIOUS FIGHTER AMONGST THOUSANDS OF SLAYED DRAGONS...

Murdok then woke up, and made some toast.
:lol:
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Chirp..we had decided to postpone this for a few hours......why are you deciding to take matters into your own hands...and you are not a priest..so do not try to do anythign rash.
((how did you know it was chirparoo? he did not sign the note))

Our Brother did not do anything rash. Let him worship if he likes, Brother Ssaron, and if he wishes to worship with other Lizards that should be perfectly fine.
At first view, I see someone doing the mistake he just pointed out. :P Guess you may assume it was him cos he used the guild-account... still kinda ironic and I luv irony!
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Kaidan Firestone: Gods.
Kaidan Firestone: Have you swearing bullets.
Kaidan Firestone: me**
Kaidan Firestone: sweating*
Kaidan Firestone: arrows*
'Orren': ((Good save, good save))
Kaidan Firestone: Have me sweating arrows* ....
Fail of the week xD
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Sonara Stone wrote:
Kaidan Firestone: Gods.
Kaidan Firestone: Have you swearing bullets.
Kaidan Firestone: me**
Kaidan Firestone: sweating*
Kaidan Firestone: arrows*
'Orren': ((Good save, good save))
Kaidan Firestone: Have me sweating arrows* ....
Fail of the week xD
Epic fail is epic :lol:
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Alli Zelos wrote:In a land where demons reign, where the strong are hunted, and dragons can no longer kill things...
:lol:
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Vanima has come to the town of Troll's Bane seeking assistance in the matter of one of our citizens. Bindus Sparcello and the Legitimate Businessman's Association has sought money from Vanima in return for not attacking their people. A complaint was made just recently about Bindus that led to some unfortunate events on Trolls Bane land.

The following resolution will be adopted:

-Bindus, as a citizen of Troll's Bane, is required to act within the bounds of proper behavior in towns friendly to Troll's Bane, including Vanima.

-Any further disturbances by Bindus will result in the following punishments:
One incident: A fine of no less than 1 gold to be paid to the victim(s) or the Vanima leadership, and a loss of citizenship status therefore losing the right to be an official, vote, own land, or have any other protections or benefits as a citizen.
Multiple incidents: A ban from Troll's Bane for an indefinite period of time.
Ghosting Kaidan, beating up and extorting Indrandal, mugging a helpless Elfess and terrorizing Vanima, next time to do this you will be fined a whole gold coin, you naughty halfling! A gold he probably stole from someone else :lol:

Bindus you are the man :wink:
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