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Post by Joxia Doral » Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:26 pm

Quote of the day is back

Jonathan Cain: I stil like grabbing the first and throwing him i nthe toilet, then convincing somebody they smell bad so they use ut
Joxia Doral laughs very hard at that
Jonathan Cain: Don't ask how I did this. It requires great skill, and greatly stupid people.

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Post by ltgmkay » Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:41 am

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I wondered where you put this thread!


Oh the joys of madness mummies and toilets... great mix.

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Post by Dantagon Marescot » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:40 am

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Warning, LONG!

Ayla To'lorn: Mmh, I think I will leave you two to discuss this.
Jonathan Cain: For the record, my fortress still tops yours...
Sir Dantagon Marescot chuckles at Jon. He then turns and nods at Ayla. "Aye, as you wish."
Jon: Farewell Ayla...
Dan Farewell, Ayla.
Ayla chuckles softly as she rises, dipping her head to them. “Be well, boys.”
Dan: Now about that prank we were gonna play on, Ayla.
Jon: Which of the six?
Dan chuckles. “I thought we were on seven.”
Jon: Let’s just start over then.
Dan: Alright.
Jon: I believe we have effectively covered the first
Dan: And thoroughly planned the second.
Jon: I'm shaky on that third one though...
Dan: Well the third one is determined by the result of the fourth.
Jon: But isn’t this out of order then?
Dan: Yes, but then when the fourth one hits she is no longer expecting the third.
Jon: wasn't the fifth the one with the cutlery?
Dan: No, that's the six, the fifth one involves the candle stick in the library. And our friend Mrs. White. Or was that the maid?
Jon: couldn’t have sworn it was Colonol Ketchup... I mean mustard.. .yes, that was it. I think it was the one with justice Wargrave that was the best though...
Dan: I think we were planning that for the seventh.
Jon: and what of the 9th? Did we get to there yet?
Dan: We can't skip the 8th.
Jon: Why do I get the feeling this is very similar to what our meetings are to people on the outside?
Dan: It involves a scarlet letter painted onto her tabard. I haven't decided what letter yet. Maybe a B.
Dan grins. “Aye, and very much so”
Jon: What would the B stand for? I know what.... some people would decide...
Dan: It is Ayla, isn't it obvious? It is like putting an L on one of Pellandria's dresses.
Jon: ....Bisexual?
Dan: Well no. Though I actually wouldn't know the answer to that one.
Jon: I told you it would carry odd meanings...
Dan: I was going with something even more obvious.
Jon: something that if i voice it it would reinforce her wanting to punch me?
Dan: Exactly. But we would enjoy the hilarity of her punching people for asking why there is a giant B on her breast and mentioning what they think it stands for.
Jon: B..... Breast? Like me putting S on my sword...
Dantagon: I ment figuratively. The B wasn't supposed to mean breast. But the position of it would be.
Borgate Northoff: Arrr!
Jon: And we of course, just walk around watching people ask about it... and get knocked cold...
Dan: Aye. What could be more interesting. And Trolls Bane can't arrest her for it, after all, it is an honor thing.
Jon: aha!
Dan: Now, what if we painted a T on one of Elijah's vests.
Jon: Send her into a room with Elijah
Dan grins.
Jon: T..... Too annoying?
Dan: Oh, we can let people's imaginations wander with that.
Jon: Now what was number 6 again?
Dan: I forget, do we need to start over?
Jon: Certainly. Number one is flawless
Dan: Number two needs work.
Jon: I disagree.
Dan: You disagree?
Jon: Completely
Dan: Well fine, number two is well orchestrated.
Jon: How could you possibly not like it? Isn’t it the one with the cow?
Dan: What cow? I thought I was told to order a pig! Or was that a sheep. Maybe it is a killer rabbit.
Jon: A Fluffy one would work . . . of the sheep
Dan: You mean a fluffy sheep killer?
Jon: No, a fluffy killer sheep
Dan: A fluffy killer sheep? Well what good would that do? Would the sheep wool them to death?
Jon: It has sharp pointy Fangs! **demonstrates the fangs with two fingers**
Dan: No, that is the killer rabbit.
Jon: It'll kill you! Oh. It was, wasn’t it?
Dan: Aye, and you need some sort of blessed gynk fire to kill it.
Jon: Do you count to five before throwing it?
Dan: I dunno who on this isle would bless it. The holiest man on the isle is made of holy shit. No, I think it was three.
Jon: Three being the third number reached?
Dan: Yes, three.
Jon: Is 5 right out? Completely?
Dan: And upon reaching three, and only three, are you to throw the gynk fire at the killer rabbit. Yes, completely.
Jon: And then do you blow it to tiny bite sized bits?
Dan: Tiny, charred bits.
Jon: and what of the flowing feast?
Dan: What flowing feast?
Jon: the flowing feast that follows.
Dan: Well there is no bountiful horn of food at the end of the rainbow.
Jon: There is if it is a double rainbow
Dan: A double rainbow? What are you supposed to find at the end of a double rainbow? There are two rainbows, so how can there be a mutual end?
Jon: Well it isn’t exactly mutual... just where the streams cross
Dan: The streams cross? So it is a perpendicular double rainbow?
Jon: They are just barely separated... you are having some serous trouble if you see any rainbows at right angles...
Dan: Well then how do you have an end to two different rainbows meet at the same point?
Jon: Simple. Imagine them as giant rings, halfway in the ground, at a slight angle to one another... ever so slight... so they appear to be together, and seem to end mutually.
Dan thinks for a moment. "So I am supposed to order a cow or a fluffy sheep killer?"
Jon: anything but the killer bunny...
Dan: Okay, no killer bunny. Got it.
Jon: A fluffy sheep killer sounds... interesting
Dan: Well someone has to be the butt of bbbaaaaaad jokes.
Jon facepalms. “Now that's just bbaaaaaad.”
Dan grins. “Can I get a scarlet letter for the fluffy sheep killer?”
Jon: what letter though? Q? See what they can come up with?
Dan: Q? Who would want to be known as Q?
Jon: Probably some inventor like a gnome...
Dan: That is a silly name for a gnome.
Jon: ....no as bad as....hmm... Tagdonan Toscarem...
Dan: Well that is a dreadfully horrible name
Jon: Yes... no matter how the letters are arranged, the name is wful.
Dan: Who would ever name their child that?
Jon: Somebody with an exceptional sense of humor.
Borgate Northoff: Arrr!
Dan: See, Borgate even agrees.
Jon: With me, not you though
Dan: But i was agreeing with you?
Jon: Were you?
Dan: Was I... Excuse me, I have to go order that killer rabbit.
Jon: Not the rabbit! The fluffy sheep killer!
Dan raises, suddenly taken aback by Jon. “I thought it was the fluffy” killer sheep.
Jon: Both?
Dan: Right both. I think I can arrange for both. Are you sure you don't want me to order a killer rabbit? I heard rabbit stew is amazing.
Jon: My money is on the sheep winning, then eating your pie. Do you have your holy gynk fire?
Dan: No, I'll have to look for the holiest shit I can find to bless it.
Jon: Seori is back. problem solved
Dan: Ew, but his shit stinks.
Jon: ...her? And she's Full of shit though...
Dan: Her? Oh, then it smells like roses.
Jon: I don't want to know the ritual to bless your gynk fire with her shit though...
Dan: Nor do I. I doubt it will be pretty.
Jon: So... lets pick somebody prettier and hope the ritual follows suit!
Borgate Northoff: Arrr...
Jon: No Borgate, I didn't mean you
Dan: Aye, We don't swing that way.
Jon: well... Dan might... i hear he wears a B
Dan: A B? What does B mean? I broke my back?
Jon: Not A B. Just B. Like ayla's.
Dan: Well, excuse you, sir. I can think of a few men I certainly wouldn't be the B with... Just don't tell my lady that.
Jon: What lady?
Dan: Where do you think I have been for the past dwarven year?
Borgate Northoff: Arrr...?
Jon: ... Eaten by a bear? Or a killer bunny
Dan: I am sure you would know all about being eaten by a bear, wouldn't you Jon?
Jon: Nope. I'm no short enough to be mistaken for a goat
Dan: At least I don't have horns.
Jon: We know you lack a horn.
Dan: A horn? Did I lose one?
Jon: No, just never had one
Dan pats the top of his head.
Jon: not a singly one, right?
Dan: Not on my head. At least I won't be mistaken for a demon.
Jon: With that face... it is questionable
Dan: There are worse things you could be mistaken for.
Jon: such as?
Dan grins, now raising from his spot. “A killer rabbit.”
Jon: Dan! Your mother was a hamster!
Dan: Well at least she didn't smell like elderberry.
Jon: I'm going to drag William back here and tell him you believe his mother smells
Dan: I never said his mother smells. But William could certainly use a bath.
Borgate Northoff: Arrr!
Jon: Jaiyra said Avalyon could use a bath.... didn’t end well for her.
Dan laughs.
Jon: I'll make sure that your funeral has all your favorite Fairy Paraphernalia at least...
Dan: Just don't forget to invite princess Jorokar.
Jon: Hmm....I won't comment on Ayla.... I don't need to find out hw hard she can actually throw a punch...
Dan: In my will, I shall make sure to mention that she has to come in a dress.
Jon breaks into a grin. “I think she'd kill you... from death.”
Dan: It isn't the first time someone on Gobaith has returned from the dead.
Jon: if you kill a dead man, does he live again? Well yes... wasn't she dead?
Dan: And Dain. And a few others.
Jon: And Mel. I’m sure she died sometime. And of course.... Logrin Parr.
Dan: Mmhhmm. Djiromyma
Jon: I met death once. Pleasant fellow
Dan: Aye?
Jon: Naturally, I tried killing him
Dan: A fatal error. Almost as much as ordering a killer rabbit.
Jon: did you order a killer rabbit?
Dan: No, I am going to order a fluffy sheep.
Jon: a killer fluffy sheep?
Dan: I thought it was a fluffy killer sheep.
Jon: ....perhaps
Dan: Perhaps I should order that sheep now?
Jon: Perhaps.
Dan: And plan number 9
Jon: I'm going to bed

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Post by Matron » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:39 pm

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Flux wrote:
Qeewee wrote:
Kristine wrote:Yeah, I meant Shepherd... sorry for my Engrish :)
I love typos :lol:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Engrish
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Post by Llama » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:00 pm

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Samson: nono
Samson: trust me
Samson: i am a bear

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Post by Joxia Doral » Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:06 pm

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Jerem Elessar: farewell and may the Fife be with all of you
(1745041861)'Slug': and dah five too!

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(1745041861)'Slug': seh bot hyoohs crazy oomisn as i tell yooh
(1745041861)'Slug': ((wow spellcheck clean up aisle 3))

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(661222871)' Sar': Ermm.... What mage skills?
Joxia Doral: Magic skills?
(1745041861)'Slug' nods
Joxia Doral: I have a sense of humor..I'll play along...sure use magic next time.
(1745041861)'Slug' clears his throat loudly "whoogeeh woogeeehhhhh bottaaahhh boooboobaahhh!"
(1745041861)'Slug' throws a bottle and it explodes.
(1745041861)'Slug' tries to make the gynk fire unseen as he tosses it down
(661222871)' Sar' facepalms
(1745041861)'Slug': seh daht!
(1745041861)'Slug': right from muh fingah tips!
(661222871) Sar': Oh yes... Very impressive...
(1745041861)'Slug': daht is why... dont test meh!

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Joxia Doral: i knkow Darius loves baked wrestling...might even have to throw in some mud for the fun of it
(661222871) Sar' facepalms
Joxia Doral: *naked
(1745041861)'Slug': whoo would suggest naked wrestling without assuming mud
Joxia Doral: ((baked & naked?))
(1745041861)'Slug': ((always open to new ideas :)

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(661222871)' Sar' pokes joxia's shoulder
(1745041861)'Slug': eburyone gets tah poke Joxia
(1745041861)'Slug': uhh, i mean
(1745041861)'Slug': well neburmind

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Shandra: Found you.
Jonathan Cain dicks behind Joxia
Jonathan Cain: **DUCKS
(661222871)' Sar': ((dicks? lol...))
(1651615082)'Banestone': ((nice))
Joxia Doral: ((rofl))
Jonathan Cain: (( I love my typos... almost as much as my insert key))
Shandra: ((dropping the soap?))
Jonathan Cain: (( Nobody tells hi mto quit diking around?! slow people for burns...))
Jonathan Cain ceases his ducking and dickingas they leave suddenly

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Post by ltgmkay » Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:29 pm

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:lol: Oh Slug.... orcs always make for such amusing RP.

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Post by Sonara Stone » Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:13 am

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Dantagon Marescot wrote:Warning, LONG!

Ayla To'lorn: Mmh, I think I will leave you two to discuss this.
Jonathan Cain: For the record, my fortress still tops yours...
Sir Dantagon Marescot chuckles at Jon. He then turns and nods at Ayla. "Aye, as you wish."

HOURS OF MY LIFE LATER

Dan: No, I am going to order a fluffy sheep.
Jon: a killer fluffy sheep?
Dan: I thought it was a fluffy killer sheep.
Jon: ....perhaps
Dan: Perhaps I should order that sheep now?
Jon: Perhaps.
Dan: And plan number 9
Jon: I'm going to bed
Amazing.... Simply incredible.

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Post by Joxia Doral » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:10 am

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Joxia Doral: The prince has been dead for some time.
(2115812806)'Iris': The Salk prince left, Jevyan.
(2115812806)'Iris': Left due to death.

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Post by Qeewee » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:28 pm

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Chief Murgo: Ask her' ib she knows Slug.
Rurgon opens his mouth to do so, but then turns to Murgo.
Chief Murgo: Eh?
Rurgon: When did joo loose voice?
Chief Murgo: Mes tha chief. So mes hab to give orders. that just common. And now shut up asking, and follow mes orders, yu dumb maggot.
Rurgon considers this for a moment and then nods. ''Makeh sense..''
Rurgon: Joo know Slug Grin'gah?
Grin'gah: Slug.. not know this name
Rurgon turns to Murgo again.
Chief Murgo: What she said?
Rurgon: ...

:lol:

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Post by Llama » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:03 pm

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"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day, give a man a fishing rod and he'll throw away the fish, catch a bunch of treasure maps, sell them, and become richer than you."

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Post by Matron » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:05 pm

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Llama wrote:"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day, give a man a fishing rod and he'll throw away the fish, catch a bunch of treasure maps, sell them, and become richer than you."
Addressing what's wrong with Illa.. love it! ;P

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Post by ltgmkay » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:51 am

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What officially happened to the Salkamaerian army? It just stopped to exist from what I remember.
Athian wrote: Question Two- Godzilla happened.

Best reply I've ever seen about people vanishing :lol:

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Post by Qeewee » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:35 pm

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The Knights of Gobaith wrote:On this day, the Twenty-First of Olos in the Thirty-Second year, Shandra took the Oath of the Page in Stoneridge Keep. She shall be the first student of the Arcane I know of to have joined our Order, and so her actions will be looked to in decision as to what will and will not work for mages of our Order. I place my personal trust that she will make an excellent addition to our ranks, and will uphold our ways.


~Sir Jonathan Cain
For some reason I found this to be worth quoting :lol:

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Post by ltgmkay » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:59 am

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Why...? I'm trying to decide if I'm supposed to be amused or insulted that i'm quoted for announcements... :roll:

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Post by Qeewee » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:54 pm

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ltgmkay wrote:Why...? I'm trying to decide if I'm supposed to be amused or insulted that i'm quoted for announcements... :roll:
Neither, but if I pointed it out more clearly I'm afraid someone else might feel insulted so I won't. Those that understand, understand. Those who don't should just forget about it.

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Post by ltgmkay » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:43 pm

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Qeewee wrote:
ltgmkay wrote:Why...? I'm trying to decide if I'm supposed to be amused or insulted that i'm quoted for announcements... :roll:
Neither, but if I pointed it out more clearly I'm afraid someone else might feel insulted so I won't. Those that understand, understand. Those who don't should just forget about it.
If you refer to what I think you do, it's kinda mehish, and my character doesn't find it to actually be of much importance.

Now back to quotes!

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Post by Aeeriss » Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:41 am

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'Hal': Oh dear god, I am the last person to ask about that, I never had babies. I hear you put a girl on her back, then on her stomach, punch her in the neck, and a baby jumps out of her mouth

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Post by Qeewee » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:21 pm

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It's sad when people compare Runescape to Illa
It isn't fair
Runescape has fulltime staff and is part of a multi-million dollar company

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Post by Felbion Lijawyn » Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:41 pm

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Qeewee wrote:
It's sad when people compare Runescape to Illa
It isn't fair
Runescape has fulltime staff and is part of a multi-million dollar company

And with all that runescape is still worse than Illa? <3

Good point.

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Post by Grokk » Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:20 am

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Felbion Lijawyn wrote:
Qeewee wrote:
It's sad when people compare Runescape to Illa
It isn't fair
Runescape has fulltime staff and is part of a multi-million dollar company

And with all that runescape is still worse than Illa? <3

Good point.
10,000,000 people wrote:We beg to differ.

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Post by Felbion Lijawyn » Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:39 am

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10,000,000 people wrote:We beg to differ.

Runescape spends a ton of money on advertising and is pretty much seen everywhere. A bigger playerbase just means more resources, not more fun :P 10.000.000 ppl haven't even heard of illa.

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Post by Flux » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:52 pm

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Roleplaying is a niche hobby.

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Post by H.Banestone » Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:32 am

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Hah, tell that to Camarilla fan club, DnD, UO, and warhammer fans.
RP is huge.

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Post by Flux » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:45 am

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H.Banestone wrote:Hah, tell that to Camarilla fan club, DnD, UO, and warhammer fans.
RP is huge.
I have no idea what the first one is, but plenty of DnD players play purely from a "fight monsters, buy items, fight more monsters" perspective, UO has only a few "well known" roleplaying shards and they're not very well populated and Warhammer is a game where you set up figurines and make them battle against each other? I've never heard of anyone roleplaying Warhammer at all.

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Post by Llama » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:33 pm

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vitoria-afk: Hi nitram
Nitram: you should be afk!
Nitram: go away!

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Post by Olaf Tingvatn » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:39 pm

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orcs and their shenanigans

Turga quickly tosses a few fist sized stones at the fire with some force
Murgo: Hurrr! TURGA!
Murgo: No dessert for you old ork!
Turga: wub...? *looks innocent* jag startud it..*he says accusingly*
(65016189)'Shaman' watchs silently at the fire, with a small smile in hisold orc lips
Murgo grumbles and truns to the pot again.
Murgo: Surely mes nub shaved tha damn leg. Tha hairs make good flavour!
(1940731047)'Jag' armour get hit by one stone *dong*. He growls and snorrs. "Yoo want get yoor fais punshed?"
Turga snorts a bit hurt "meh nub niid stoopid dessurt" he mumbles
Murgo: Eright. You re going to get a dessert. But be calm now!
Turga grins at jag trough the flames then puts a finger on his lips and then makes a "sssshhh" ing sound
Murgo sniffles at the stew and grunts.
(1940731047)'Jag' growls even more and looks around for a much bigger stone
Murgo: Sumone hab togo for bowls.
Turga looks back to murgo with a light smile "yeh, ob course.."
(1940731047)'Jag': Jag know dhat dhat sumona hub dha same nam as dha Lokhum!
Turga clears his troath looking down, his fingers brush over the ground, he seems to be very bussy with that
Murgo: Who walks for bowls? Who? Com'on! Oh damn. Why Mes hab to do tha scummy work everytime?
Murgo stomps on the ground and leaves downstaris.
(1940731047)'Jag' grunts satified and looks to two other orcs
(1940731047)'Jag': Jag know funneh game, yubba!
Turga chuckles lightly and hoarsly as murgo stomps away then stops brushing the ground with his fingers
Turga: yeh? wub sorta gaim?
(65016189)'Shaman' seems satisfied too, but seems in his thoughts, his hand holds a dagger, soaked in dried blood
(1940731047)'Jag': funneh game as Jag said... both close yoor eyes
(1940731047)'Jag': but hurreh...game onleh funneh for dhree
S:Murgo: Where are the damn bowls!? Groth!
Turga squints his eyes heavily with a smug smile "naow dey beh closud..wub else..?"
(1940731047)'Jag': hurr...count until 1000
(65016189)'Shaman' closes his eyes too, but perhaps just because he is meditating
(1940731047)'Jag' stands carefully and sielently up, looks at their eyes and to the left where Murgo could appear
Turga: urh..keh..wan...twu...trii..for...faiv...sevun..nain..*mumbles* fifteh...eity..wan handrud..
(1940731047)'Jag' moves slowly forward
(1940731047)'Jag' takes another look at thier eyes and to the left and graps some food out of the pot
Turga: wand handrud and ffff...twu handrud...
Murgo rumbles at the ladder.
(1940731047)'Jag' moves carefully back and starts eating as fast he can
Turga snarls and stands up quickly pointing and accusing finger at jag "meh saw! meh sii! hurr! yuu stiil fram da patt!"
Murgo: Uh?!
(1940731047)'Jag' grunts and threws some meat to Turga
Murgo: WHO touched my pod?
Murgo snarrls.
(1940731047)'Jag' looks at Turga
Turga quickly grabs themeat and sits down shoving it in his mouth, without chewing he swallows the piece whole
(1940731047)'Jag': Nubona
Murgo glances the both with narroed eyes.
Turga: nubwunn..*he says with some meat spilling from his mouth"
(1940731047)'Jag' clears his throat
Murgo: Erigth then.

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Post by Rincewind » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:58 pm

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Legendery hours Olaf! I stil laugh my ass of.

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Post by Sonara Stone » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:27 am

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Llama wrote:
vitoria-afk: Hi nitram
Nitram: you should be afk!
Nitram: go away!
Wow... Gotta love nitters. xD

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Post by Grokk » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:16 am

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How he was born:

Xarek, unlike most people, never had a mother. He is the son of Dorgon Bandargo, a rich albarian noble who had rather peacefull beliefs. Because Dorgon always wanted a son, but could not find a woman to fit his tastes, he decided to hire mages from Lor-Angur in exchange of an artifact to copy his arcane structure, and modify it so that his son would not turn out to have the same age as him. The boy emerged out of the ritual as a 10 year old.
http://illarion.org/community/us_charpr ... d=6ffaec4b

Hahahaha. What next? A sword for an arm?

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